Orly Taitz - Pancake Birther

mimi · **Posted:** Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:42 am

On Ebay:

By the Pancake artist, Dan Lacey. You may [linkbtn]bid here,http://cgi.ebay.com/Dr-Orly-Taitz-Pancake-Birther-Newborn-Baby-Art-Lacey_W0QQitemZ250482659635QQcmdZViewItemQQptZArt_Paintings?hash=item3a51ee1133&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14[/linkbtn].

Seriously, Lacey has a following.

Here is [linkbtn]Gawker on his Sarah Palin Pancake painting,http://gawker.com/5130566/sarah-palin-is-not-following-our-advice[/linkbtn]

[linkbtn]His Obama (no pancake),http://gawker.com/5131513/hope[/linkbtn]

Google him. [linkbtn]Just click here,http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22dan+lacey%22+pancake&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g1[/linkbtn].

It may be bad art. But, it's collectible. I think I'll pass on this one.

bogus info · **Joined:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:19 pm **Posts:** 5484

That is about the last thing I would want to be hanging on my wall unless it went in the game room to be used as a dart board.

I would say used for target practice but then I would be no better than the birthers now would I? I do not wish to see any serious harm come to Dr. Taitz or her family. I would however love to see the woman disbarred. Is that terrible?

My mother always told me that you must practice what you preach.

lyssandri · **Posted:** Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:07 am

bogus info wrote:

I do not wish to see any serious harm come to Dr. Taitz or her family. I would however love to see the woman disbarred. Is that terrible?

No, not in the least. It would be the closest thing to justice we're likely to see out of this mess....

jsnbase · **Joined:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:33 am **Posts:** 279

All other considerations aside (and I mean WAY aside) it's a pretty good likeness.

Dallasite · **Posted:** Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:04 pm

bogus info wrote:

I do not wish to see any serious harm come to Dr. Taitz or her family. I would however love to see the woman disbarred. Is that terrible?

Why would that be terrible? She shouldn't be practicing law in the first place.

Paul Lentz · **Posted:** Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:34 pm

mari wrote:

Why is it called pancake? Doe he use pancake makeup? At first I was really hoping to see Orly done in actual pancakes!!

Yummm - pancakes!

Mari, it's a "pancake" painting because in each painting, pancakes (usually with a pat of melting butter on top) are featured, frequently on top of the person's head and positioned like a hat, but sometimes elsewhere. In the Orly pancake painting, the pancakes are covering (thank you, sweet Jesus, thank you) her naked chest.

Note that the artist describes this painting: "An oil painting of Dr. Orly Taitz having just birthed a pancake. I call this painting 'Dr. Orly Taitz, Pancake Birther.'" Apparently, she is, umm, nursing her newborn.

wavey davey · **Posted:** Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:53 am

Eeeeewww! How am I going to get that horror out of my mind?

PatGund · **Posted:** Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:57 am

Paul Lentz wrote:

Mari, it's a "pancake" painting because in each painting, pancakes (usually with a pat of melting butter on top) are featured, frequently on top of the person's head and positioned like a hat, but sometimes elsewhere. In the Orly pancake painting, the pancakes are covering (thank you, sweet Jesus, thank you) her naked chest.

Note that the artist describes this painting: "An oil painting of Dr. Orly Taitz having just birthed a pancake. I call this painting 'Dr. Orly Taitz, Pancake Birther.'" Apparently, she is, umm, nursing her newborn.

Can I haz vomit icon pleez?

editorkorir · **Posted:** Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:25 pm

Quote:

Apparently, she is, umm, nursing her newborn

.

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:29 pm

editorkorir wrote:

Quote:

Apparently, she is, umm, nursing her newborn

.

Obviously NOT a natural born citizen. Anything out of this woman is not natural.

mimi · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:37 pm

The last one might not have garnered him any money, but I guess it helped with publicity. So, yet ANOTHER Pancake Birther painting is being offered.

It's really horrible.

You can bid here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Orly-Taitz-Pancake- ... HOP:US:101

Highlands · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:21 pm

mimi wrote:

It's really horrible.

LM K · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:09 am

I think we should pool our cash, purchase both paintings, and install them in a difficult to remove manner on Orly's dental building.

Or, we could hire the artist to paint a very large mural on her building.

Edit: A ridiculously stupid homophone!

Muledream · **Joined:** Sun May 24, 2009 12:05 am **Posts:** 132

Desperately clutching the last pancake, Lincoln approached her from the front.
"Do you have the syrup heated this time?", she asked.
"Yes darling. It's just the way you like it.", replied Lincoln.
And with no more waffling, Lincoln shouted "I hop!" and.... :shock:

Oh.. you DO have your barf bags ready, right?

Rainkiss · **Joined:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:48 am **Posts:** 46

PatGund wrote:

Can I haz vomit icon pleez?

Take two. They're small.

Once again... we don't do that.

majorbabs · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:49 pm

LM K wrote:

I think we should pool our cash, purchase both paintings, and install them in a difficult to remove manor on Orly's dental building.

Or, we could hire the artist to paint a very large mural on her building.

Are there any billboards close to Orly's office? =))

CatM · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:48 pm **Posts:** 31

Someone who can go to her site without getting infected needs to supply a comment from Jemimah Butterworth.

"It is flat out wrong for these judges to deny your cases. Obama is really in a sticky situation. If he doesn't show his birth certificate soon, people are going to flip. Yes sir, up with democracy and down with usurpury. Judge Carter asked why you had Michelle Obama as a defendent, but her complicity is what let Obama get away with it, I'd stack a pile of gold on it! You can't pass the buck; we at the heartland need you to press on. This flap over his birth certificate is getting bigger every day and he still hasn't revealed jack sh*t from his personal records. Even the Log Cabin republicans don't support Obama. He is a grade A jerk."

PatGund · **Posted:** Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:55 am

CatM wrote:

Someone who can go to her site without getting infected needs to supply a comment from Jemimah Butterworth.

"It is flat out wrong for these judges to deny your cases. Obama is really in a sticky situation. If he doesn't show his birth certificate soon, people are going to flip. Yes sir, up with democracy and down with usurpury. Judge Carter asked why you had Michelle Obama as a defendent, but her complicity is what let Obama get away with it, I'd stack a pile of gold on it! You can't pass the buck; we at the heartland need you to press on. This flap over his birth certificate is getting bigger every day and he still hasn't revealed jack sh*t from his personal records. Even the Log Cabin republicans don't support Obama. He is a grade A jerk."

I'm waffling on the idea.

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:59 am

PatGund wrote:

CatM wrote:

Someone who can go to her site without getting infected needs to supply a comment from Jemimah Butterworth.

"It is flat out wrong for these judges to deny your cases. Obama is really in a sticky situation. If he doesn't show his birth certificate soon, people are going to flip. Yes sir, up with democracy and down with usurpury. Judge Carter asked why you had Michelle Obama as a defendent, but her complicity is what let Obama get away with it, I'd stack a pile of gold on it! You can't pass the buck; we at the heartland need you to press on. This flap over his birth certificate is getting bigger every day and he still hasn't revealed jack sh*t from his personal records. Even the Log Cabin republicans don't support Obama. He is a grade A jerk."

I'm waffling on the idea.

I'd post it if I weren't in a jam. But it's a honey of an idea. (Maybe somebody could misspel spatula as speculum.)

Muledream · **Joined:** Sun May 24, 2009 12:05 am **Posts:** 132

Quote:

"It is flat out wrong for these judges to deny your cases. Obama is really in a sticky situation. If he doesn't show his birth certificate soon, people are going to flip. Yes sir, up with democracy and down with usurpury. Judge Carter asked why you had Michelle Obama as a defendent, but her complicity is what let Obama get away with it, I'd stack a pile of gold on it! You can't pass the buck; we at the heartland need you to press on. This flap over his birth certificate is getting bigger every day and he still hasn't revealed jack sh*t from his personal records. Even the Log Cabin republicans don't support Obama. He is a grade A jerk."

Quote:

I'd post it if I weren't in a jam. But it's a honey of an idea.

Perhaps you should make this post into a sticky?
You'd be a sap not to.

lyssandri · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:52 am

It is truly terrifying and humbling at how good y'all are with the puns. I bow to your greatness and am unworthy of even watching the process from the shadows.

:mrgreen:

PatGund · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:39 am

thorswitch wrote:

It is truly terrifying and humbling at how good y'all are with the puns. I bow to your greatness and am unworthy of even watching the process from the shadows.

:mrgreen:

To quote the rabbi, the beauty of a pun is in the oy of the beholder.

mrmeangenes · **Joined:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:13 pm **Posts:** 60

I couldn't find my pancake image.
Will this do ?
(Click on image to enlarge)

Sequoia32 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:01 pm

mrmeangenes wrote:

I couldn't find my pancake image.
Will this do ?
(Click on image to enlarge)

Stellar!

kate520 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:26 pm

Muledream wrote:

Quote:

"It is flat out wrong for these judges to deny your cases. Obama is really in a sticky situation. If he doesn't show his birth certificate soon, people are going to flip. Yes sir, up with democracy and down with usurpury. Judge Carter asked why you had Michelle Obama as a defendent, but her complicity is what let Obama get away with it, I'd stack a pile of gold on it! You can't pass the buck; we at the heartland need you to press on. This flap over his birth certificate is getting bigger every day and he still hasn't revealed jack sh*t from his personal records. Even the Log Cabin republicans don't support Obama. He is a grade A jerk."

Quote:

I'd post it if I weren't in a jam. But it's a honey of an idea.

Perhaps you should make this post into a sticky?
You'd be a sap not to.

And Jem
Newly delurking to say - those pancake puns are crepe-y.

Falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.

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