Grinols v. Electoral College (E.D. Cal.)

realist · **Joined:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:33 pm **Posts:** 23583

Foggy....

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twinx · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:10 am

If ever a post merited carrying over from the previous page, unedited, it's this one

Foggy wrote:

OK, you there, the dude in the rooster costume.

Hi, Mr. President! It's me, Foggy!

Oh, sure! Foggy, my man! What's shakin', hombre?

Have you heard about this Grinols hearing today in Sacramento, Mr. President?

Hmm. I been bizzy lately, Foggy. Name doesn't ring a bell.

It's that lunatic Orly Taitz again,
in federal court in California, pilgrim.

Oh god. Not her again.
When is she gonna shrivel up and blow away, Fogster?

Not any time soon, boss. But don't worry.
We're the Fogbow. We gotcha covered.

I hope you're right, Fogs. That woman will never rest, will she?
She's never going to give up!

Have we ever let anything happen?
Chill, dude. We got this one.

So you keep saying. I try not to dwell on it.
She's a maniac, is what she is.

She's worse than that, boss.
She subpoena'ed Onaka ... Romo ... the entire Congress ...

HEY, WTF OMG BBQ? The entire fucking CONGRESS?

SIX proofs of service filed with the court, my man.
Count 'em. Six.

Well now wait a minute there. Whaddya mean, six proofs of service, Fogs?
You don't need more than one valid proof of service for a subpoena, dude.

We're talkin' about Orly, broseph. "Valid" ain't part of the equation.

Oh, I get it now. Heh, heh, heh.
So you're sure there's no problem, huh?

No problem at all, boss. Hell, half my staff is gonna be there in the courtroom!

That's us, Mr. President.

Have faith in the boogle, boss. We're on it.
You go back to thumpin' on Boehner and Cantor and McConnell.

Thanks, Fogster! I knew you and the boogle could handle it!
Love ya, dude, see you later!

Bye, bossman!

Wait'll he sees what we got cookin' in Mississippi!

Maybenaut · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:11 am

Nice!

Johnny Foreigner · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:20 am

Excellent, Fogmeister! A perfect set-up for the day.

Foggy · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:25 am

I saw that, Mr. Foggy REEKO!! You and your boogle are
COMPLICIT with USURPERING MOFO!!
I put you in PRISON FOREVER!! You are COMMANDED!!

Roboe · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:26 am

I feel this warrants a show of appreciation from the boss himself:

Gnarly Goat · **Joined:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:19 pm **Posts:** 184

F-ing hilarious. That made my morning.

A Legal Lohengrin · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:56 pm **Posts:** 9402

That's probably longer than the hearing will be.

Plutodog · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:33 am

Ask Orly who's home feeding the kiddies.

wavey davey · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:39 am

Estiveo wrote:

Well, I wasn't gonna bother, but since Orly's calling a post-smackdown press conference, I'm charging my v-v-v-video in hopes I can get from the courtroom, to my car, and back to the presser in time to ask a pointed question or two.

Here's YOUR chance to feed me some questions to ask. (Like I'll get past the first one if I even get a chance)

The Orly post-game show is usually as much fun as the main event - don't miss it!

Amongst other things, that is the time that the rag tag fugitive fleet of Birfoons get to express themselves. You might luck out and get in a confrontation with a non-black retired Army Captain and receive a threat of a lawsuit the way Kate and Ducky did in Pasadena.

Piffle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:40 am

Now that's what eggsalent's all about!

:wenotworthy:

Thanks, Foogie!

Maybenaut · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:54 am

wavey davey wrote:

. You might luck out and get in a confrontation with a non-black retired Army Captain and receive a threat of a lawsuit the way Kate and Ducky did in Pasadena.

I didn't start following the Fogbow until relatively recently, but I've seen a couple of comments about Pamela Barnett being black or not black. I'm sure there's a back story there, but can someone fill me in? I'm just trying to understand why her race is relevant.

A Legal Lohengrin · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:56 pm **Posts:** 9402

Maybenaut wrote:

wavey davey wrote:

. You might luck out and get in a confrontation with a non-black retired Army Captain and receive a threat of a lawsuit the way Kate and Ducky did in Pasadena.

I didn't start following the Fogbow until relatively recently, but I've seen a couple of comments about Pamela Barnett being black or not black. I'm sure there's a back story there, but can someone fill me in? I'm just trying to understand why her race is relevant.

When she first started posting lies, her first lie was that she was a "Retired Black Army Captain." While she has continued being a pathological liar since then, she has dropped the lie about being black, and now threatens to sue people for remembering this lie of hers.

realist · **Joined:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:33 pm **Posts:** 23583

Plutodog wrote:

Ask Orly who's home feeding the kiddies.

Johnny Foreigner · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:02 am

Any chance of asking her some questions in Hebrew?

mimi · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:07 am

Thanks, Foggy!

I love starting the day with a :lol:

June bug · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:15 am

Fantastic, Foggy! =D>

$\:D/$

Thanks for a great start to my morning!

Plutodog wrote:

Ask Orly who's home feeding the kiddies.

Dog!

rosy · **Joined:** Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:36 pm **Posts:** 736

Oh, Foggy, that's made my afternoon! It's quarter past three here and the sun will be over the yardarm shortly... I find Orly's screeching that bit more bearable with a chilled Sauv Blanc but that's just me. =))

Somerset · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:18 am

Estiveo wrote:

Well, I wasn't gonna bother, but since Orly's calling a post-smackdown press conference, I'm charging my v-v-v-video in hopes I can get from the courtroom, to my car, and back to the presser in time to ask a pointed question or two.

Here's YOUR chance to feed me some questions to ask. (Like I'll get past the first one if I even get a chance)

Totally a non-sequitur, but I'd like to ask O'rly if she still has dual citizenship with the US and Israel, and if so why? (or if she says she's no longer a dual citizen, can she produce documentation that she's renounced her Israeli citizenship).

everalm · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:21 am

Don't forget Pambly was black AND disabled

Jim · **Joined:** Fri May 04, 2012 4:05 pm **Posts:** 219

Great job Foggy, the Boss says "Keep up the good work!"

DrConspiracy · **Joined:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:04 pm **Posts:** 465

Taitz has promised Paul Irey 15 minutes out of her 20. I think maybe she lied to him.

http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=373315

verbalobe · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:36 am

DrConspiracy wrote:

Taitz has promised Paul Irey 15 minutes out of her 20. I think maybe she lied to him.

http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=373315

That leaves -5 minutes for her own arguments.

More than enough for everything of worth she has to offer.

GreatGrey · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:40 am

verbalobe wrote:

That leaves -5 minutes for her own arguments.

More than enough for everything of worth she has to offer.

Moreover...

Falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.

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