"A class action lawsuit has been filed in the U.S. District Court at Tampa, on the behalf of all fifty (50) States and Commonwealths, demanding the immediate termination of all abortion-on-demand, plus all government-sponsored contraception within America, and to cease all related federal and state taxpayer funding and programs of the same, because four decades in loss of birth rates eventually collapsed our Economy in 2008."

"Further, and because they are not only economically incompetent, but also historically immoral, routinely unethical, and consistently dishonest, a parallel petition within the case also demands the immediate disqualification and enjoinment of both Obama and Romney from becoming our next President, regardless of the alleged election "results" on November 6th (both main parties rigged software to cheat votes), and offering four alternatives to quickly correct for the new and proper White House, since all political parties must also now use authentic pro-life and pro-traditional-marriage candidates to help ensure best public support (enough votes) within any repeat of the election for President and Vice-President on December 14th, or soon after. Neither main party's voter base must be now forced to lose, simply because their faulty leadership's ringer candidate is now directly charged in the nefarious financial destruction of our America."

"In other words, the real law is that Palin and Biden were supposed to face each other, via ballots NOT connected to presidential candidates, in separate, head-to-head competition for the Vice-Presidency, and she is actually the rightfully-sitting Vice-President (because 30-40% of Democrats are pro-life, pro-traditional-marriage, and so on, let alone the raw power of the female vote). Likewise, Paul Ryan was supposed to be separately balloted, NOT on the same ballot with Romney. They can be on the road together if they like, but they cannot be on the same actual ballots. For example, every citizen had the perfect lawful right to vote for a combination of Romney/Biden, if they really wanted to, or McCain/Biden in 2008. Because all pre-paired ballots directly violate the 12th Amendment, the recent election is absolutely void, and a new election - using separate balloting - is required."

"As if not enough already, Obama cannot even possibly, not even remotely, ever be a constitutionally-valid President. Forget all of the birth certificate/birthplace nonsense, because none of that matters. In the special case of Obama, who forever forfeited away his any U.S. citizenship, and who actually did that twice in his life, that left him with no citizenship here, i.e., whenever he finally returned to America, he had to get processed as an immigrant. Obama can only be - at the very best possible - a mere "naturalized" citizen, which is the third/bottom tier of U.S. citizenship, nowhere near the required life-maintained "natural born" top tier, hence he cannot even remotely, ever, be eligible as a constitutionally-valid President. It is 100% legal impossibility."

"See the full Count III within the Verified Complaint, et seq., for complete details, but the bottom line is that a 3/5th majority of the fifty (50) States and Commonwealths may now declare the Federal Government in gross breaches of contract, temporarily take-over through the National Governors Association, effecting all necessary repairs, changes and upgrades, and then return the corrected government back unto a new set of management."

"a) All three economic devastation issues covered in the first part of the instant suit, i.e., end abortion, state-sponsored contraception, and materially assisting LGBT;
b) Since fiat currency is inherently doomed, promptly re-install a modernized “gold standard” in two phases, using 7 precious metals, then adding 5 rare earth metals;
c) Declare the eventual $300+ billion/year “ObamaCare” as procedurally and totally void for at least four (4) constitutional reasons, any one (1) of which will end it;
d) Transform virtually all forms of welfare, from “free” handouts of money, services and other benefits, which returns nothing to taxpayers, into free (subsidized) jobs by the millions, in order to rebuild and modernize all our national infrastructure;
e) Harvest big data cleanups in all welfare systems, using $500 IRS rebate checks;
f) Either strike down, or now do actually enforce, the 12th Amendment’s requirement in strict, separate balloting between presidential and vice-presidential candidates;
g) And related, disqualify both Obama and Romney as utterly ineligible, unqualified, and unethical, choosing from four (4) alternatives in correcting our White House"

"Therefore, at approximately six (6) years of age, the young boy later known as Barack Obama forever lost his any former U.S. citizenship level that he may (or may not) have had. If he was actually the love child of Malcolm X or Frank Marshall Davis, or another pre-established U.S. citizen, then Barack Obama forever lost his any “natural born” level of citizenship, gone, poof. If he was actually the child of Kenyan citizen Barack Obama, Sr., and also actually born in Hawaii, then our current White House occupant never had the required “natural born” level to even begin with, but regardless, his former “native born” status (proven Hawaii birth place would get Obama to the second tier, or level, of citizenship, i.e., “native born”), if any he actually did have, was gone forever, forfeited, lost to all eternity. Whether at former “natural born” or former “native born” level, when his mother made him a new citizen of any foreign nation, his any U.S. citizenship was automatically cancelled and forfeited forever, pursuant to 8 U.S.C. § 1481, which now includes exception language in “eighteen years old [this]” and “eighteen years old [that]” as was amended in 1986 legislation, but during the time period in question, the 1960s, the language of 8 U.S.C. § 1481 automatically expatriated Barack Obama (then known as Barry Soetoro) from his any former U.S. citizenship, upon the chosen acts by his mother.

You can cry over spilled milk, but you cannot put the milk back into the glass. It is gone forever, never to be regained. When a balloon pops, that is it, all she wrote. It is done forever, never to be filled with air again. When the rain falls, you can’t put it back into the clouds. It is done, irreversible. A little leaven leavens the whole loaf. What’s done is done, they say, sayonara. At the age of six (6) years old, Barack Obama forever lost any claim to either “natural born” or “native born” citizenship status level, if any he actually did have prior. Gone – forever – was his any higher level of U.S. citizenship.

Sure, it is technically possible that, upon returning later to America, Stanley Ann(e) Dunham might have actually filled out all of the immigration naturalization paperwork for at least little Barry, if not also for herself, and as long as it was signed and submitted properly, and officially approved and filed, etc., then it is technically possible that little Barry was “naturalized” into a U.S. citizen again, but that only makes Barack Obama just a “naturalized” citizen, at best, i.e., the third/lowest level of U.S. citizenship, which obviously does not rise to the same requirement level threshold of “natural born” status.

In other words, already at the young age of just six (6) years old, his mother’s acts against the then-current law of 8 U.S.C. § 1481 forever precluded his any Presidency."

"But, as if not enough already, Barack Obama did it to himself, a second time, in 1981, when as a college-aged young adult he again, and voluntarily, forever forfeited his any former U.S. citizenship level, if any he actually had, even including also that technically possible “naturalized” citizenship level that his mother might have obtained for him, by willfully choosing to disregard the U.S. State Department’s “banned list” at the time for various foreign nations, and for at least three (3) weeks entering/visiting Pakistan, which was on that no-no, off limits, banned list – automatically invoking forfeiture of his any U.S. citizenship, pursuant to clear, no-nonsense State Dept. rules in effect at the time."

"b) Since fiat currency is inherently doomed, promptly re-install a modernized “gold standard” in two phases, using 7 precious metals, then adding 5 rare earth metals;

Isn't this case the same/similar to this one?

"Plaintiff Howse seeks various forms of relief, including injunctive declarations, criminal investigation, dissolution of a federal agency and termination of employment of various federal employees and elected members of Congress, the award of S450 million to Plaintiff from the Federal Government for Plaintiffs whistleblowing, reestablishment of a modernized gold standard, a declaration voiding "Obamacare," the transformation of all forms of welfare into jobs, and other relief."

"The Court dismisses Plaintiff's Verified Complaint without prejudice for failure to comply with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. The Court grants leave to Plaintiff to file an amended complaint within fourteen days which complies with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and the Local Rules. The amended complaint shall include only coherent, concise factual allegations"

"...and shall set forth recognized causes of action in numbered counts against specific defendants named as parties. The Court emphasizes that Plaintiff must comply with Fed. R. Civ. P. 8. Failure to comply with this Order may result in the dismissal of this case with prejudice. Accordingly, it is

ORDERED that the Verified Complaint (Dkt. 1) is dismissed without prejudice, and Plaintiff shall file an amended complaint within fourteen days in compliance with this Order. The Court denies all pending motions as moot.

DONE and ORDERED in Chambers, in Tampa, Florida on this 26th day of November, 2012."

To quote my father: Nuttier. Than. A. Fruitcake. (and poorly written, to boot)

I can't wait to start using my scandium and yttrium coins. I'd advise the gentlemen against keeping the promethium coins in their pockets, however.

Well, it looks like the case was dismissed on the 26th of November

http://www.scribd.com/doc/116628909

Actually, those particular guys... maybe they should.

Oh, and the Pakistan Travel Ban myth is also there: