Sheriff Joe's Cold Case Posse Reports

chinacreekpj · **Joined:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:09 pm **Posts:** 1334

My signature isn't legible, in fact it isn't even made of letters. It consists of 5 or 6 scribbles coupled with a vertical ellipse and followed by an x. No body has ever questioned it.

everalm · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:21 pm

Mu....sqiuggle....amoeba....slash and I can use it to authorize ridiculous amounts of stuff......

Whatever4 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:11 pm

Sequoia32 wrote:

From high school:

[imgwidth=540px]http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/kpmail-b78457016z120090115140242000gflg5bj91lg.jpg[/imgwidth]

http://www.ocregister.com/news/obama-17 ... html?pic=2

WHOA!!! New pics I didn't have! The Saturday Night Fever one is funny. Thanks!

Sequoia32 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:22 pm

Offtopic :

I worked at a hospital once that insisted our signatures had to be legible (we sign many, many times per day).

I said "if it's legible it's not my signature". :lol:

They just kept insisting. I don't think I stayed there for very long. Those people were as illogical as birthers.

Jim · **Joined:** Fri May 04, 2012 4:05 pm **Posts:** 245

You know, I've seen Presidents sign bills one letter in their name at a time using multiple pens...if their signatures don't match up with their HS signatures, does that mean all the laws they signed are now invalid? :-k

neonzx · **Joined:** Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:27 am **Posts:** 4221

Jim wrote:

You know, I've seen Presidents sign bills one letter in their name at a time using multiple pens...if their signatures don't match up with their HS signatures, does that mean all the laws they signed are now invalid? :-k

I know of only a few people who sign their signatures as legibly as they did in their youth. Mine is totally different and, while the loops and twists are distinct, there is no way of reading all the individual letters since most are missing now from my adult version.

DaveMuckey · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:28 pm

Jim wrote:

You know, I've seen Presidents sign bills one letter in their name at a time using multiple pens...if their signatures don't match up with their HS signatures, does that mean all the laws they signed are now invalid? :-k

I'm not so sure those ceremonial signings are all that official. I could be wrong, though.

gimmeabreak · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:36 pm **Posts:** 402

Until after high school I had pretty Catholic school handwriting - whorls and swirls all in the right places. For the life of me I could not reproduce it now. It's now half cursive, half printed with the ending letters of my last name a couple of bumps before it trails off. I also go my SSN when I was about 12 - first bank account opened in my name. I know quite a few folks - especially men and women who've retained their maiden names - who's SSN signature is a childish scrawl.

Sugar Magnolia · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:51 pm

And just think of all those little girls (including my youngest daughter) who dotted their I's with hearts. I bet Michelle did that at least once in her life.

rajah · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:02 pm

Now everyone knows who I am.
Regards ............Dick

realist · **Joined:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:33 pm **Posts:** 23911

rajah... has no one told you about internet security? :lol:

Litlebritdifrnt2 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:33 pm

I had the most perfect signature when I was in the WRNS, Dawn L. Pattinson-Young. When I had to write checks for my bosses business it became a D with a squiggle, in about three seconds.

Chilidog · **Joined:** Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:36 pm **Posts:** 1997

The art of handwriting has deteriorated something terrible.

My parents had beautiful handwriting.

One of my prized possessions is a picture of my fathers class when he was sent to school while in the army air corp in 1943. His classmates all signed the back and every one of the signatures is perfectly legible.

raicha · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:07 pm

Sheriff. Joe. Cold. Case. Posse.

SueDB · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:08 pm

Offtopic :

My son freaks out a bit when I give him a note in cursive handwriting rather than hastily printing it.

A Legal Lohengrin · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:56 pm **Posts:** 9708

neonzx wrote:

Jim wrote:

You know, I've seen Presidents sign bills one letter in their name at a time using multiple pens...if their signatures don't match up with their HS signatures, does that mean all the laws they signed are now invalid? :-k

I know of only a few people who sign their signatures as legibly as they did in their youth. Mine is totally different and, while the loops and twists are distinct, there is no way of reading all the individual letters since most are missing now from my adult version.

My signature has completely changed. It used to be recognizable as handwriting. Now it looks like something a wild animal clawed into whatever surface it's on.

I suspect anyone who finds this suspicious is not terribly literate and hasn't had to sign many documents. Their signature has remained the same "X" it always was when they first had to sign the document that registered them as a sex offender.

Loren · **Joined:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:20 pm **Posts:** 3928

More incestuous "reporting", as Tom Ballantyne "interviews" Zullo:

I can't actually recommend watching this, or even listening to it. Because even by Birther standards, it's empty. Half of the time is spent with Tom asking "Has [Arizona Politician X] gotten in touch to discuss the Posse's work?" and Mike saying "No." FOR TEN MINUTES.

The only vaguely interesting thing I heard in the entire video was when Tom referred to Zullo's '13 years of law enforcement experience.' I don't recall hearing the 13-year thing before.

combatengineer · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:35 am **Posts:** 189

The Year book signature is very handy. Compare it to his Selective Service registration, they are very much alike. Look at his last name in both. Same person signed those, using a non-expert level of comparison.

Whatever4 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:20 am

OK, from the Zullo daffydavit:

Quote:

8. The Cold Case investigators further determined that the Hawai Department of Health has engaged in what Sheriff's investigators believe is a systematic effort to hide from public inspection whatever original 1961 birth records the Hawai Department of Health may have in their possession, including changing policies and procedures and denying valid Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests for information related to the 1961 birth records (said requests were not for any birth records).

First off, well... duh, of course they have refused to allow public inspection of birth records. It's like... the law and stuff. And could one write that single sentence any murkier? It sounds like this bullet was the product of Butteramillion's work as the CCP never actually requested anything.

realist · **Joined:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:33 pm **Posts:** 23911

And as was pointed out upthread, they could never have denied any FOIA request except to possibly state they are not subject to FOIA.

esseff44 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:39 am

Most likely, these daffydavits were looked at by the Sheriff's lawyer so that they are not really saying anything but their semi-literate supporters will think that they are. It's all about the press release and the publicity. Legally, they have nothing but bogus claims.

mimi · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:02 am

Loren wrote:

The only vaguely interesting thing I heard in the entire video was when Tom referred to Zullo's '13 years of law enforcement experience.' I don't recall hearing the 13-year thing before.

Thirteen years?

Why did he resign? Was he fired?

Very odd.

kimba · **Joined:** Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:24 pm **Posts:** 6731

DaveMuckey wrote:

Jim wrote:

You know, I've seen Presidents sign bills one letter in their name at a time using multiple pens...if their signatures don't match up with their HS signatures, does that mean all the laws they signed are now invalid? :-k

I'm not so sure those ceremonial signings are all that official. I could be wrong, though.

They are signing the official bill. Here's the Health Care Bill signature page and the video showing how many pens he used.

and a regular old bill,

raicha · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:28 am

Zullo had about five years of experience in law enforcement in New Jersey as an actual police officer. The rest is "I was a private investigator" puff.

DeeLite · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:43 pm

Offtopic :

well damn if I ever run for office. I have four different signatures due to the fact that I don't want "certain" versions to be copied.

I have my normal sig, what I used to sign checks and contracts and official documents. this one is a legible version that sports my full name (my full first name spelled out, I don't normally go by my full first name)

I have my "showboat" signature, that is not as legible and I put a different accent on certain letters, but I use this to sign stuff like photographs, artwork and memorabilia (yes, I have memorabilia that people can collect.) It's much more "fluid" since its faster to sign items.

I have my "sign this credit card receipt" signature, which is basically just a scrawl so I can get out of a restaurant faster (none of my CC's have my signature on it, not that any store or restaurant in the last 10 years has ever bothered to check).

I have my "school" signature, which I still use, because many documents I signed as a student, still bare this version of my signature, and sometimes you have to match it (one my old bank accounts that I opened when I was 12 years old, still has this signature on file. I never bothered to update it).

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