In today's dispatches, Christopher-Earl™®© may have just found his hobby as a pre se litigant finally Martinized. Several GOP candidates in North Carolina are competing for the birther vote. World Nut Daily is upset that Al Sharpton made some rude comments about Corsi's Arizona boy toy.

The people at Birther Report are upset that they haven't had their military coup yet. Darren Huff finds out how long he may have to do without his plastic pal that's fun to be with. Some Arizona birthers and racists are upset that the Maricopa CCCP was co-opted by the Jerome Corsi dog and pony show.

One gets the feeling that the Mississippi Democratic Party is a tad bit annoyed at Dr. Orly, while the court tells her "you no can haz discovery, thx, bye." Which causes Dr. Orly to get not just screechy, but openly racist and screechy. Not to mention that if Mississippi doesn't let her do what she wants, she just might take her birther ballot jihad to another state!

Lawrence Sellin ends up at that all-american media outlet "Pravda OnLine". Dr. Orly shows herself to be Joe Arpaio's creepy stalker girl, actually taking over another Repubican's press conference to try and get Arpaio on Team Orly. Walter Fitzpatrick is back in court. Dr. Orly shows a complete irony deficit, not to mention a mad at World Nut Daily. And Lame Cherry continues to show the world a walking, talking example of the DSM-IV-R.

In today's dispatches, Rush Limbaugh flirts with the birthers again. Joe Arpaio has a tantrum over the Maricopa CCCP birther tell all and the Department of Justice. Corsi seems to have Breitbart on the brain.

Dr. Kate wants Joe Biden to conduct a coup against President Obama. Tracey Fine makes Dr. Orly a painfully awful campaign ad. GOP officials in one county take the "win or else" approach to political discourse.

Mara Zebest shows herself to once again be zeworst at image analysis. It doesn't take much to rile up Birther Report anymore. The Democratic Party is starting to show signs of playing hardball with the birthers, while the California Birther Ballot Jihad shows the emotional and legal skills of a spoiled toddler.

And last but not least, a birther ballot jihad in South Dakota sets a new record for dismissal.

In today's dispatches, birtherpoolza refunds. More commentary on Dr. Orly's KBOA-produced and voiced campaign video. Jack Cashill doubles down on the dumb. Darren Huff gains four years separated from his remote-controlled buddy.

Dr. Orly continues her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad by screaming over anything that even remotely goes against her wishes. A collection of seditious and racist comments from from Birther Report. A collection of just plain racist commentary from Lame Cherry. The Mississippi Secretary of State says why Dr. Orly's case belongs in Federal Court.

The judge in Van Irion's Arizona case removes the defunct NDP from the case. Dr. Orly throws a fit that World Nut Daily isn't giving her the birther bucks Corsi is collecting. And TPM Muckraker takes a few shots at the Corsi-pimped "Dreams From My Real Father" movie.

In today's dispatches, Zullo gets a nullo from SSA. A Colorado congress critter plays flirty birther games. Darren Huff whines that, wahhh, law enforcement was MEAN to him! Dr. Orly gets a motion to strike her sanctions motion AND a response to her stay demand.

However, the two big tales in birtherstan that have all the happy little birtherstani forgetting their paper training is the news that Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett wants the State of Hawaii to show him that there uppity darkie's papers, or else.

Meanwhile, the rotting corpse of Andrew Breitbart rolls in his grave as his "Big Government" website goes half-tilt birther and releases shocking new evidence that copy editors can ACTUALLY MAKE MISTAKES!!! And then throw a bit when the real media doesn't take them seriously.

By the way pat, I'm sure you will be proud to learn that GoGOP banned me and removed the post when I linked to badfiction and called it "Your one stop shop for birther lunacy"

In today's dispatches, a white nationalist uses some familiar-sounding names while expressing his desire to assassinate President Obama. Arizona Ken Barnett tries to get the stink of birther off of himself, but between being shown as a liar by the State of Hawaii AND some rather interesting emails, it's starting to be quite clear that he's been been getting booty calls from birthers for a while now.

"Blame the Victim" seems to be the fun new party game, with Rush Limbaugh, Breitbart.com, and Mike Huckabee all playing it. Dr. Orly is threatening elected officials again. Farah's pornstar mustache comes up with a top ten list that, much like the best of birtherstan, has little to do with reality.

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi gets even redder in the face while spewing conspiracy nonsense that even Joseph Farah won't buy. Rudy "LoneStar1776" wants people to hear the TRUTH by which he means he's LYING. And if you listen carefully, you can hear the gloves coming off in Mississippi.

Today's dispatches are pretty much mostly Arizona Secretary of State Ken Barrett and his attempted damage control over his lost weekend in the fleshpots of birtherstan. Meanwhile, Maricopa County taxpayers get to bankroll the Maricopa CCCP's latest field trip to Hawaii.

Meanwhile, Indiana seems to be losing patience with Dr. Orly, who is showing signs of paranoia and delusion. Well, more so than usual. Dr. Kate develops a new hobby of spewing long-debunked anti-semitic slurs. Mara Zebest shows more lack of knowledge about Photoshop. Dr. Orly tries to get her birther ballot jihad in Mississippi moved, and the Dr. Kate-recommended Lame Cherry is going straight into red wine, haldol and datura shooter land.

In today's dispatches, the fall-out from Arizona SoS Ken Bennett's lost weekend tryst with the birthers continues. The flurry of claims, counter claims, and "WAHHH, THE SCARY BLACK MAN IS STILL ON THE BALLOT!!!" is rather precious to behold. Including some journalists and elected officials that are getting a taste of the kind of crazy hate mail I've come to expect from the birtherstani.

In other news, it looks like some birthers are a bit annoyed with Comrade Taitz. Some in the GOP are getting nervous at Dr. Orly. Rudy is getting ready for his weekend birtherpoolza. More questions are raised in who was funding the Maricopa CCCP's little Hawaiian holiday. CNN is starting to note the birthers are still around, much like the drunk party guest screaming profanities at 3am.

I'm trying to figure out what shade of red Jerome Corsi's face is. While I try and decide between "brick", "apple" and "fire engine", he's promising more "explosive" news that already sounds like old lies. A very pale Tea Party birther video, with shades of "Keebler". Birtherstan's favorite tribble mobility scooter is back. And Dr. Orly gets told "No x2"

In today's dispatches, the biggest news is, of course, the return of tribble mobility scooter and giant blowhard Donald Trump to the steppes of birtherstan. With the undead ferret glued to his scalp, Trump has gone full-tilt birther.

In response to his supporter, financial contributor, and campaign surrogate Donald Trump's ear-piercing birther screeching and outright lies, Mitt Romney shows the same level of backbone and leadership skills one would expect to find in a vat of plankton.

We have some birthers debating between hanging or beheading for President Obama, including some law enforcement jokes about "taking out" the First Family. Rudy Davis throws his Dallas birtherpoolza, with James Manning, Dr. Orly, Miki Booth, and a very special message from Terry Lakin being feted and praised by tens of people.

New Hampshire state rep Harry Accornero shows his patriotic spirit by denouncing the military for not overthrowing the scary black man. Mitt Romney not only ignores the birthers associated with his campaign, but releases his own COLB that wouldn't pass the sniff test if the birthers actually showed any consistency whatsoever.

Mike Zullo and Jerome Corsi find "exciting new news" from Hawaii, which sounds more like "what, this crap again???" And the current GOP seems to think that pandering to birthers is fun!

A rather short dispatches today, mostly because I'm in the middle of a move to a slightly larger place.

Anyway, we have the birther reaction to Mitt Romney's COLB. Rudy Davis follows his "Public Beheading" video with death prayers and a visit from the Secret Service.

Media pondering on Romney's cozy relationship with birthers, while other members of the GOP are bathing in tomato juice. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi appears on the radio, and World Nut Daily's comments become an extra-crispy bucket of racism.

We have some birthers screaming "don't call us that!!". Mario Apuzzo hears a very familiar word. SPLC releases their summer report, and there's some familar names on it. James Manning thinks FEMA is ready to deport African-Americans back to Africa. And lots of birther death threats against President Obama.

In today's dispatches, I'm still recovering from my move, so playing catchup.

We have Dr. Kate's continuing slide into the waters of Lake Insanity. World Nut Daily is told "no, you can't have case against Esquire Magazine, not yours. The DNC asks for sanctions against Van Irion.

Charles Tisdale and Mario Apuzzo are told, again, no. Rudy Davis may have paid the way for a few guests. Featherrat and Paraclete, shysters at law, are hit with a legal bill. Mongomery Sibley is told "no".

Meanwhile in California, both Dr. Orly and Gary Kreep find out the results of their respective election campaigns. Sparking a bout of screaming and insanity from Dr. Orly.

Today's dispatches see Patrick recovering from his recent move. Proof once again that this blog is in no way, shape, or form sponsored or paid for by George Soros, because I got to pay for it all out of pocket. I think there's a few dust bunnies left. Certainly not any money.

Anyway, we have Dr. Orly threatening the court of appeals. Charles Dyer gets locked away for 30 years. Corsi throws a fit because he's getting debunked again, while going overseas to spout propaganda against the US Government.

The Pest and eFail starts a "free, and not worth it" subscription level. Dr. Orly has a fit that her fraud claims in Mississippi were so easily and officially disproven. Some people in Maricopa county want to know just how firmly the Maricopa CCCP is latched onto the taxpayer's teat.

Miki Booth whines at a "no birthers allowed" policy at a convention. Dr. Orly shows the world she's a Very Sore Loser. Rudy Davis seems to be freebasing conspiracies. A Flordia pastor thinks it's just ducky to show the President of the United States dangling from a noose. Peed on top of Kreep. Van Irion wants the faithful to know he's not going to lose this time (send money), while World Nut Daily whines over how gullible Birtherstani are.

Dr. Orly is gearing up for a birther circus in Indiana. Sam Sewell wants his share of Birther Bucks, even from little old ladies. Dr. Orly demands a recount in California and wants to get the Pullet Surprise. The Supreme Court pulls the plug on Keyes/Barnett v Obama, while Dr. Orly is diving into Lake Paranoia.

Comedy gold Pat!! Does Foggy know?

So the last two days in Birtherstan have been interesting.

We have the expected fall out from the Supreme Court terminating life support on Keyes/Barnett v Obama. Sher Zieve really needs to drop the e-meters and get on some thorazine. World Nut Daily wants a second chance to lose to Esquire magazine. Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad doesn't go quite like she planned, though the answer she got wasn't unusual or unexpected.

Montgomery Sibley decides one dismissed case isn't' enough. Peed splashes past Kreep. Dr. Orly remains in 5th place. The State of Hawaii is showing a decided lack of patience with the birthers.

The biggest news seems to be World Nut Daily's favorite attorney, deadbeat dad Larry Klayman, and his Florida Birther Ballot Jihad. Complete with look alike affidavits from Joe Arpaio, Mike Zullo, and Jerome Corsi. And World Nut Daily seems to be pulling out all the stops for this one, including courtroom coverage by WND-TV.

In today's dispatches, Larry Klayman sends out another press release that suggests that his Florida Birther Ballot Jihad is based on something more than just "political theatre. Meanwhile, Joel Gilbert (with help from Jerome Corsi) shows his Vintage Porn fetish for all the world to see.

Mike Zullo plays Conspiracyland with Mark Gillar. Joe Arpaio may show up in Florida. Pam Geller seems to be drinking her breakfasts. Alan Keyes goes "Wahhh! The Supreme Court told us NO!! WAHHHH!". Tom Ballentyne talks at Mike Zullo.

Lawrence Sellin is once again using the foreign media to promote sedition. Dr. Orly is bent out of shape that Gary Kreep might actually (gasp, eww, barf), win his election. Sharon Meroni shows that, despite her cute liftle southern belle avatar, she's just has nasty as any other birther. And President Obama's attorneys shoot down Klayman's claims in Florida.

In today's dispatches, Joesph Farah is caught lying. Again. Dr. Orly still thinks that screaming "traitor" at anyone who looks at her cross-eyed is an effective legal and social strategy.

George Miller gives Larry Klayman a reach-around with a happy ending. Looks like I have a reader or two at Birther Report. The Montana Republican Party keeps it classy with a K(KK). The Extra-Special bucket of PAC releases their FEC filings. Lame Cherry continues to disgust me.

Dr. Kate is still nursing a grudge over 2008. Dr. Orly has a tantrum against Caroline Kennedy. Larry Klayman spends the day before his birther ballot jihad hearing calling for extra-judicial means to remove President Obama from office.

"The Fogbow" gets a shootout in the media. Jerry Colette whines to the court. And the hearing Larry Klayman has in Florida doesn't go like WND was claiming it would.

Shame on your Patrick for ignoring the summons of the Washington Citizens Grand Jury. Was the summons spelled as badly at the Foreman's post on Bad Fiction?

In today's dispatches, Lord Monckton seems to be becoming the latest Great White Hope among the birtherstani. Much like a bad case of the clap, Dr. Orly continues to spread Joe Arpaio's affidavit around.

Arizona SoS (and Romney campaign co-chair for that state) Ken Bennett goes to an entirely new (or at least it was in 2008) birther conspiracy theory. So far the birtherstani are treating him much like any other heretic. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi finds a new half-assed conspiracy to write about. The Tennessee Democratic party asks the court "can we has sanctions again Van Irion now please?"

Birther buddy Schaeffer Cox finds out where he's looking to spend the next couple of decades at. Talk show host Stephanie Miller takes a shot at Dr. Orly, and Dr. Orly's ego causes her to bite hard on the lure. The Western Center for "Journalism" completes the World Nut Daily inbreeding of Larry Klayman's Florida Birther Ballot Jihad. And the Maricopa CCCP seems to be taxpayer funded after all.

In today's dispatches, Jerry Colette shows a bit more courage than most birthers. Judge Kreep is the (traffic) law in San Diego, much to the delight of the birtherstani and the annoyance of the reality-based community.

Joseph Farah shows himself to be a true witness for his faith, assuming of course his faith is in the Son of Perdition. Van Irion and John Dummett see their "can't fail" case in Tennesse fail. Meanwhile, Dr. Orly plans part two of her next wave of fail (and manages to send out threatening letters to anyone she can think of.

Mara Zebest whines about being told to shut up by a Republican congress critter. Cody Judy is told "no". And World Nut Daily gets more openly racist.

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly looks like she's in one of her manic phases again. From sending threatening letters to courtrooms, to rampant paranoia, to making bar association complaints against right-wing talk show hosts, she's all over the place. It says something when Dr. Orly actually gets treated better by a Liberal talk show host milking her for comedy material.

We find out how much the Corsi/Arpaio Hawaiian junket cost the taxpayers of Maricopa county. Salon talks to Sarah Obama, and President Obama's step-grandmother actually thinks the birthers will listen to reality.

Yeah, right.

Open racism at Dr. Kate's, Butterdezillion, and Birther Report? Why yes! Birther Report readers also seem to have a fetish for Soviet-style censorship and control as well. Van Irion whines that the court in Tennessee told him and John Dummett "no", while the DeVattel worshipping Article II Super Heavy PAC send a warning letter to Mitt Romney.