Did you hear that?



It was a mouse or mice in the heat pump. Quick fix, no cost to us. I'm in recovery mode.

Yay!! That's eggsalent, listeme. Glad to hear it.

Animals are fun. A squirrel in the wrong place knocked out the power for a complete medical center. Also I worked in a business that ended up with a cat that had gotten into the power boxes. You can image all the jokes that came out of that one. Fortunately, the poor thing didn't know what hit it.

I am glad to hear it was only something that didn't drain your wallet.

Serpent-handling pastor profiled earlier in Washington Post dies from rattlesnake bite

He called his extended family and congregants to Panther Wildlife Management Area, West Virginia. He was accompanied by a yellow timber rattlesnake that he had had "for years." When the snake bit him, he waited at a relative's house for god to heal him. He had done this before when snakes had bitten him. That did not work out so well this time. Facebook messages asking for prayers flew. Then they called the paramedics, too late.

His father also died from a snake bite while handling serpents in a religious ceremony. He died at age 39 in 1983.

I wonder if god is secretly on the side of the Darwin Awards? It would make a lot of sense.

Got an interesting email today. Claiming to be military, and a dishonest on at that, really pisses me off but not sure what I can really do about it.

Obviously a twist on the Nigerian Prince but they are only asking for a name and cell number. I guess to clone the number and run up billions in charges on your account.

Give em Orly's number, from a different throw away email acct.

send the e-mail including the headers to the Army CID - this is a case of impersonating an officer.

http://www.cid.army.mil/reportacrime.html

Tolland!

Hell yeah! Anybody have Thai Eats' cell number handy?

I 'm tellin' ya, there was a spider involved.

George W. Bush thanked everyone for coming to his hanging. He made a few good jokes after the portraits were unveiled.

http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... house?lite

Thought Laura Bush had the best quip: "Nothing makes you feel at really at home like living with the portraits of your predecessors."

W said maybe Obama will stop by his portrait when he wanders the halls at night about some problem and ask himself, "What would George do?" Watching him makes me realize what a great impression of him Will Ferrell does.

Wonkette is having a contest to name what's missing in Dubya's portrait.

I suggested "Chainsaw"

"Mission Accomplished" banner.

Flying shoe?

Silver foot in mouth?

In case ya want to enter: http://wonkette.com/474076/contest-what ... it-missing

We need one of you techie-video people to put together a montage of all the judges who have ruled against the birthers.

"Motion denied." "I see no merits in your case." "The president is a natural born citizen, case dismissed." You know, rapid-fire, one after the other.

Could come in handy!

I couldn't suss out what thread to put this in, so i guessed that it went here.

Seriously. I was a couple days away from killing my Twitter acount when this showed up in my Yahoo!



Really!?! And in between Fogbow PM notifications? Oh my doG!! She likes me! She really likes me!

This is either gonna be fun, or a very, VERY big let down. But It did make me laugh real hard for about twenty minutes, so I Win!

Wait...Is that even really her? I'll just sit over there and answer letters from Nigeria.

She started following several other people today, too, also. They mentioned it in the "Orly's latest poopies..." thread.

She's collecting evidence from her Yahoo to put in her RICO.

I've got a nice big map of Puerto Rico she can stuff in her Yahoo....

Could President Obama nominate himself for a Supreme Court Judgeship shortly (if one open) before the end of his 3rd or 4th term???