Do you post an ad on craig's list to find someone to hire? Are they listed under "lightbulb changers" or what?

I have a handyman company that does everything from replacing my storm doors to caulking my tubs, to rehammering nails on my deck that are popping up. I've never had an only light bulb project.

I'm not good with light bulbs. I once put one with too many watts in a lamp and after a while it shot out and hit my cat in the head.

BTW, speaking of the pool deck......

Wowzer, MsDaisy, now that is a really impressive DIY project if I've ever seen one. It looks more like a royal pavilion than a simple deck.

Well done and congratulations!

Piffle: Lovely sonnet! I like your way, with words.

Maru: I laughed! I'm sorry!

MsDaisy: It's looking fabulous! I'll have a ... whatever you're serving, poolside!

Thanks!
But we did have BK with us and he is (or was) a professional. Of course you would have thought he was a professional pervert the way he went on about the deck floor and how he’d LUV to have a big sheet of plastic to spread out and 3 or 4 gallons of baby oil and a couple of large breasted women to slide around on there. He gave MrDaisy the giggles. It was really a fun project though.

Funny tweet from Chuck Todd



Mefinks someone is poking the birfers.

Heh, promise a carpenter that he'll get his turn at something like that and you can bet he won't leave any nail heads standing up!

Strange psychological thing. Watch this vid of the view with POTUS on today

http://abc.go.com/watch/the-view/SH5590 ... ch_results

The three ladies to the left of POTUS have their legs crossed toward him, Whoopie and Babs to the right of him have their legs crossed toward him. Interesting.

I was rushing into my building. I had already left for the day, but I forgot something and had to go back up to get it.

As I reached the elevator, the doors were closing. I quickly reached out and hit the bar with the flat of my hand and the doors opened back up. Yay.

Well, except my car keys fell out of my hand and down the crack between the floor and the elevator car, all the way to the bottom of the elevator shaft. Clink!

But a smart rooster like you had a hide-a-key, right?

In point of fact, I did. So I was able to drive home. But I had to break a window to get into my house. I was single when this happened, about 1989 or so. My dog (German shepherd/Doberman mix) was kind enough to let me in. Two days later, the elevator repairmen showed up for something else and I got the keys back.

There is NEVER a time I get into an elevator that I don't think of that incident.

My sister was driving from MS to CA several years ago and stopped at a rest area in the middle of the night in Nowhere, AZ. She managed to drop her keys in the toilet as she leaned over to flush it. In Nowhere, AZ. In the middle of the night. With no spare. As I hate to carry a purse and usually have keys and phone in my back pocket, I never use a public restroom without thinking of that incident either.

I got locked in a public bathroom once when I was a teenager. There were 5 of us that had been to a party on a houseboat, (yea, it was the 70's, "cough, cough") and on the way back I had to pee. We stopped at a gas station late at night, no one around and I got out to go to the bathroom. The bathroom door had a meter where you had to deposit a dime to get in. This was the first meter of its kind I had ever seen on a bathroom door back in the day. I didn’t have a dime so I went back to the car and got one. I went in and on the way out I discovered that the inside of the bathroom door was missing a doorknob. No doorknob, no latch, no nothing. I banged, I hollered and no one came. I sat in that damn bathroom for over an hour before anyone finally came to look for me (let’s hear it for the 70’s cough, cough). They had to pay another dime to get me out. I thought they had left me, but they had all nodded out in the car waiting for me!

To this day every time I see a pay-to-pee potty I think of that.

In our little town, the only Pay to Pee toilets were at the one "fancy" hotel (60's) and the bus station. IRR there was a state law or directive stating that they had to put up x amount of "free" toilets for every so many pay toilets (10 to 1 or something like that).

The pay ones were cleaned often and restocked, the non-pay one, not so much.

Also SeaTac Airport in the early 60's had "dime a dump".

Hah, a similar thing happened to me in 1985. I still to this day clutch my keys carefully when NEAR an elevator. We humans learn real good from our mistakes.

With all due respect and admiration to my fellow Fogbowsians, when we non-lawyers ask remedial legal questions, don't you think it's obvious to the attorneys that we're not lawyers?

Isn't it time we dropped all the useless disclaimers? You know, redundancy and all that.

Just sayin'.

Harvard needs your brain! Harvard is the main distributor for legally obtained brain tissue. There is a serious shortage of brain tissue for research and educational purposes. One thing to note: brain donation does limit how many organs and types of tissue you can donate. The heart must keep beating for the brain to be harvested, but once the brain is gone, the heart doesn't keep beating. Some organs can still be donated; I don't know the specifics on that. It is possible that the heart can still be donated. I need to find more info on that.

To my knowledge, there are no Zombies at Harvard. Brains are not used to feed Zombies at Harvard.



So, if I donate my brain or other organs, who gets dibs on the organs when the rapture happens? Do I get my heart back or does the donor keep it???

I think I will go with "entomb body in major historical artifact".

Easter Island statues have full bodies and contain ancient petroglyphs

You have no idea how close I've come to putting IANAL in the word censor.

You type IANAL, your post says: "I'm a Fogbow-certified practitioner of Orlylaw in the Circuit court of Yahoo-Ville and the District Court of Bun-Dogs."

Is there an acronym for that?

I.A.N.A.L but I think Lena's grasp of law is on par with Y.G.B.S.M

So I got Sugar Magnolia's font, but the "b" and the "g" were messed up. Couldn't use it.

Tried Courier New Bold, green. Added space between the letters.



If you can't see the new logo, press CTRL + F5 to force refresh your browser.

Very nice, Fogs.

This is my absolutely gorgeous nieces facebook page. She is so cool

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... 30&ref=ffa

The pic there is her with my wonderful great niece Nancy Olivia,