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Global Village Idiot
 Post subject: Orly-Toons
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:27 pm 
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Anticipatory schadenfreude.


Has to be one word and take up half a page and be all in German. Only Germans or the Welsh are allowed to shove an entire sentence into a word and get away with it, and since nobody can read Welsh, we'll have to stick with German.

OK, then.

Vorausdeutendschadenfreude.


Google says that is two words.

All praise the Google!

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Estiveo!!! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) 8>

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Oh, Estevio... awesomely funny and poignant. Poor Fluffy. (+100 for the title!)

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Estiveo wrote:
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I have no words for this....


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fix fpoons, Eftiveo! :-bd

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How did this slip back to page 3 already?

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Poor Fluffy!

Somebody should call the Orange County SPCA! (Or would that be FPCA?)

=D>

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Ahhh, okay, I'll feel sorry for a cat for a few minutes. Bravo, Estevio! =D> =D> =D>

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I would appear to be back.

Wait a minute. You know I luvs ya like a brother, but we're trying to make sure that we DO NOT CONFIRM AND REVEAL THE IDENTITY OF A MEMBER OF FOGBOW, PERIOD, END OF STORY.

We're on our second day of trying to tamp this down, this idea of identifying a specific member here. I'll spend more time on it too. I know it limits our public celebrations, and I apologize for that.

- poor ol' rooster

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Just for the record, that was Orly-Toon numbah 100! 8-)

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You have outdone yourself, kind sir! I =D> =D> you!

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Apologies! To everyone!

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Just for the record, that was Orly-Toon numbah 100! 8-)


:(( :(( :((

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esseff44 wrote: She reminded listeners that it does not matter how many cases she loses because she only has to win one!

A Legal Lohengrin wrote: That's the reasoning of a terrorist. A terrorist has to succeed only once, too.

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Apologies! To everyone!

Could you scrub and do a serious make-over? #100 should not disappear from this earth.

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Estiveo
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I'm gonna edit this to try and make it right, but I'm gonna send it to Foggy and the Greenies first for vetting. If they say OK, it will post.

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Estiveo
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Hokay, buoys and gulls, Here is Orly-Toon No. 100, sanitized for our protection. If you want to see the original..."tough titty," said the kitty when the well ran dry.
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=D> :lol: =)) :-bd

That is so great!

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Sterngard Friegen
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Hokay.

Give that man a wooden fpoon!

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"Dr." Taitz.

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Hokay.

Give that man a wooden fpoon!

I fecond that motion!

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Apologies to Chuck Jones, Michael Maltese and Milt Franklyn, but I think they'd have had a laugh over it.

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