I've been visiting Birtherstan for a good 4 years now and there is always one very apparent pattern that I see more than often, birthers seem to have a cycle of highs and lows. They'll hype up some new revelation that has become apparent to them, they'll flood rightwing websites, proclaim that Obama is sweating bullets, and then when this revelation isn't such a revelation anymore, they'd go silent again only to appear with another bombshell later on Examples below:

2009: Paternal Grandmother audio
2009: Kenyan Birth certificate
2010: Article refering to Obama as Kenyan born
2010: Governor Abercrombie
2010: Maya soetoro has a Hawaiian birth certificate
2010: Tim Adams, sort of
2011: Arizona birther bill
2011: Donald Trump
2011: Obama long form birth certificate layers
2012: Georgia court hearing
2012: Sheriff Joe and his Posse

They'll just push and hype the next story from Birtherstan, then dissappear or lie low for a couple months.

Do you all see a pattern here?

What's next?

Romney shows his birth certificate?
Former elderly kenyan doctor claimed he delivered baby Obama (But he turns out to be a Nigerian scammer later on)

Any guesses? What could they come up with next?

Their current meme seems to be that Obama's attorney "admitted the birth certificate was a forgery" in the New Jersey hearing.

If Taitz actually gets a hearing in Mississippi they will undoubtedly misrepresent something from that too.

I met a black woman recently in Durham. We're taking a class together. Needles to say, my antibirtherism came up on Monday. Yesterday, she asked me about the Mama Sarah tape and if Bill Clinton had proof Obama was ineligible.

Very intelligent lady. Administrative assistant with a ton of computer skills, she was working part-time as a cashier at Wal-Mart and had trouble communicating with Hispanics, so she taught herself Spanish and is fluent now.

It kills me that she even has doubts. I erased her doubts, but what about all the others out there?

And was immediately fired from the case for her blunder, while Obama's operatives are in full panic mode now suppressing the video. Stay tuned for: "I watched the whole thing and heard her say it with my very ears! I'll never forget the look on the judge's face!" But you won't find that scene in any of the videos now because they've all been scrubbed.

the next bombshell will be too stupid to predict.

Another part of the pattern is that after each "wave" recedes into a total failure, there are fewer birthers. Its losing power because there is nothing but bullshit lies behind it, so the only ones still believing and praying in anticipation of Any.Day.Now, the Noose.Is.Tightening. THIS TIME IT WILL WORK FOR SURE !!
are bullshit liars and those who are thoroughly convinced the birthers' steaming pile of BS is a perfectly cooked prime rib dinner, with all the fixins.
The next big thing ? I dunno, but it will have the exact same cycle - "OMG !! This is IT!!" followed by a hard crash n' burn,
only it will be smaller and quicker than previous failures. The CCP had all the pieces and ooomph to make it be HUGE !!..... but its an absolute Epic fail...because everyone sees it is BS lies.
Except the few remaining dedicated hardcore kooks.

Since I believe I am a well educated individual with average or above average critical thinking skills and tend to be more logical than creative or imaginative in my thinking, try as I might I can't think like a birther. It hurts my head too much. I can't imagine coming up with even 10 percent of the things that they've already done or come up with a "reasons" to justifiy their beliefs. So I'm just going to sit back and wait. I'm sure it whatever they come up with won't disappoint.

The question might be "What will they recycle next?"

Then again, Orly never disappoints.

Here it is! SCOTUS to declare that Obama was never President!
BARNETT|KEYES v. OBAMA - II - DISCUSSION (9th Cir.)

I predict birfestan will be agog over the revelation that Orly will shortly begin making phone calls to all her ex-dental patients - into whose dental work were implanted microchips of Moldovan manufacture - her devious plot matching the 1977 Charles Bronson movie Telefon. These ex-dental patients will have the chips in their teeth activated at the sound of her voice causing them to carry out her nefarious plans. (hope Zsa Zsa does not dial a wrong number...)

no more pussyfootin' -- the gloves are comin' off -- birfers callin' in "world class folk":

You mean that African Press International guy is coming to help with his knowlage of Kenyan social security numbers?

Lord Monckton?

Here's one I bet you didn't see coming:

Michele Bachmann is now a Swiss citizen.

I guess now that she holds dual allegiance, she's no longer eligible to be President, right?

What will disturb our dear birther friends even more is the fact that she applied for Swiss citizenship in February - while she was still running for President!

Can't wait to see birther heads exploding over this.

IOKIYAR

Why would she do such a thing as give away half of her allegiance to a bunch of fuzzy foreigners???? So who is she going to represent in Congress, the US or Die Schweitz???

Thousand years of peace and harmony in Switzerland and what do you get? The cuckoo clock!

I vote for Die Schweiz in Bachmann's case.

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I Only Keep Indigo Yams And Radishes?

GIYF!

http://www.internetslang.com/IOKIYAR.asp

Thanks, I was being lazy. Next time try this link:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=iokiyar

Esseff, IOKIYAR was a huge FDL meme, but I haven't seen it used much lately. I don't know why, it perfectly describes the rank hypocrisy of 49% of the voting public.

TYVM! I like it.

Yes, so true. Rachel makes good use of it.

Paul Krugman, too.

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/1 ... d-iaciyad/