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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:11 am 
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Always read the instructions...

Probably NSFW : click here very gently!

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My Five Stars goes to Zim's Crack Creme ...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:45 am 
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Over 250 replies.
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Where's the Harriet Klausner review?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:56 am 
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Here's some fun reviews, slightly safer for work: (Paul Ross is a mediocre daytime TV presenter with a faux-cockney accent)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Prin ... B001N6W8U0

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:59 am 
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Thank you, shrek!
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Thank you, shrek!
=)) =))

I don't speak furrin very well. It took me a while to figure out what "bollocks" are.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:16 pm 
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shrek wrote:
Always read the instructions...

Probably NSFW : click here very gently!

=)) =)) But hey, the product worked, right? :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:57 pm 
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My Five Stars goes to Zim's Crack Creme ...


They make a liquid version that you can apply to areas around the nail -- I get horrible hangnails in the winter because gets so dry. I dab a little bit of the liquid around my nails and no more hangnails. I've tried the gel version and the creme and I found the liquid version works best for me. I love, love, love products that work better than I ever expected! Zim's is one of those products.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:23 am 
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A competing entry is found:

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

"Finally, a garment fine enough to be buried in ..."

"Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."

Some serious classic reviews here!

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kate520 wrote:
Thank you, shrek!
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I don't speak furrin very well. It took me a while to figure out what "bollocks" are.


Are you sure? Your siggy seems rather appropriate for this.

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shrek wrote:
Always read the instructions...

Probably NSFW : click here very gently!

=)) =)) But hey, the product worked, right? :lol:


Some posts need a Depends warning. This entire thread needs a Depends warning.


The replies to the comment are hilarious ... and a little sad. :shock:
Don't use while drunk!

The Paul Ross review was unbearably funny. I lost it with the three wolf tshirt review.


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Foggy you might like #12 on the list of 15 provided above it mentions your 3 wolf moon shirt. The only thing that yavin jacket is missing is built in speakers with the rebel march.

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Why Mr. Mortier, for the love of God why?

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if only i'd seen these reviews!

a long time ago i made the mistake of buying "the poser 3 handbook". it seems version 4 was no improvement.

(more books from shamms mortier)

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I dunno, W4 ... this one saves marriages:


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