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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:15 pm 
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From Raw Story
An anomaly on the Senator’s right leg triggered an alert during a full body scan. He refused to undergo a pat down search and was escorted out of the screening area by local law enforcement.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/23/r ... nashville/

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:39 pm 
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MsDaisy wrote:
From Raw Story
An anomaly on the Senator’s right leg triggered an alert during a full body scan. He refused to undergo a pat down search and was escorted out of the screening area by local law enforcement.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/23/r ... nashville/


He would not be the first person to have forgotten that he was wearing jewelry on his family jewels.

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/practica ... ights.html

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He had a cucumber wraped in tin foil in his shorts.


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esseff44 wrote:
MsDaisy wrote:
From Raw Story
An anomaly on the Senator’s right leg triggered an alert during a full body scan. He refused to undergo a pat down search and was escorted out of the screening area by local law enforcement.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/23/r ... nashville/


He would not be the first person to have forgotten that he was wearing jewelry on his family jewels.

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/practica ... ights.html


:shock:
WTF is a ball weight? (I haz a vision and it’s scaring me)

……Never mind. I don’t think I want to know. =;

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He's probably blissfully unaware of the irony that this occurred to him while he was on his way to an anti-choice hate rally.

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No mention of the body cavity search. SantorumGoogle itmight have been stowing away.


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Rand Paul is claiming the TSA machine was rigged. NWO? Lizard People? Idunno.

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Someone pass the brain bleach, please. =;

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Rand Paul is claiming the TSA machine was rigged. NWO? Lizard People? Idunno.


Maybe it was one of those machines set to detect flaming douchebags. No wonder he set it off. :twisted:

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So, what kind of dope was he smuggling? 8>

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So, what kind of dope was he smuggling? 8>

His brother?

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Jeebus! The things I learn on Fogbow. :roll:

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Doh, he had Obly's laptop in there.

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Doh, he had Obly's laptop in there.


Which one? The new one or the "stolen" one? :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:34 am 
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Hey, can we change the topic title to just "Rand Paul" so I can dump this here?


Ron Paul's grandson arrested at Charlotte Airport

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Police say William Paul was drunk and being disruptive.

When Paul was taken in to custody, he told authorities his dad is Kentucky senator Rand Paul.


http://www.wcnc.com/news/editors-pick/T ... 13772.html

pic of the 19 year old whipper snapper!

A future congressman, senator, potus if I ever saw one. :P

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And the drinking age there is???? Of course that never bothered the Bush twins...

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And the drinking age there is???? Of course that never bothered the Bush twins...


Underage drinking is one of our cherished Republican values. My parents taught me to drink wine when I was like 12.

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Underage drinking is one of our cherished Republican values. My parents taught me to drink wine when I was like 12.

Yeah, that's about how old I was when my Republican parents introduced me to "responsible" drinking. However, I don't recall being drunk and disruptive at an airport as a teen. (Definitely disruptive as an adult, but not drunk, at airports whenever the opportunity arises.)


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He had a cucumber wraped in tin foil in his shorts.


No, he makes less sense than Derek Smalls.


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