You can bet yer bottom dollar that Orly knows her calculus.



But who came up with it first, Newton or Leibniz?

That's awesome. I had not seen that!

Taitz Comma

Not to be confused, with the Oxford, Yale, or Harvard commas, other forms of the Serial Comma, or the Comma Butterfly.

One theory is that the Taitz Comma appears wherever the screech-addled writer would have had to take a breath, if the passage were spoken with the usual tremulous sense of frustrated outrage:

Something about pi being equal to 3 and 3 only and only 3.

Leibniz. I may, however, be biased in that I'm a direct descendant of his academically speaking (advisor to student). And I'm not letting Orly anywhere near my calculus...

Monkey Mile™

h/t ZekeB

Airline credits donated to millionaire birther Orly Taitz by credulous fixed-income Sunbelt seniors (i.e., Flying Monkeys, cf. Wizard of Oz), so that she can carry her zibits to various hearings around the country without having to ask Yosi for airfare.

Hearing

While we're at it.

Hearing -s n A birfer term of art for any official court proceeding, including but not restricted to: trials, motions hearings, scheduling conferences, sidebars, off-the-record remarks, and conversations with the clerk.

Any hearing is the correct occasion to present ALL arguments, assertions, evidence, conclusions, demands, and accusations. That way the Court can NOT ignore them.

The only official court proceedings that are not considered a part of the record of a hearing are: instructions, admonishments, reprimands, orders to show cause, sanctions orders, and deninals.

The only possible outcome of a hearing is deninal of the birfer motion (if plaintiff), and/or affirmation of the defense motion. (This explains why the Liberi v. Taitz cases have rent the fabric of space-time.)

However, a hearing is considered "won" from the moment it is calendared and/or the movant's papers are docketed. If the birfer movant's papers include a draft order, that order is considered to be in full force as if issued by the Court, from the moment it appears on scribd.

mimi wrote:
well, note quite correct

mute

A legal term of art, meaning the Court decision (be it deninal of the birther motion, or affirmation of the defendants' motion for dismissal) cannot be discussed. "They must remain mute, and offer no comment."

Accusatino. A birfer in a circular firing squad.

Slam Dunk

The odds of success for certain very, very, very cleverly crafted eligibility lawsuits.

To qualify for the term 'slam dunk,' all of the following must be true:

1. It must be at minimum 1 month before the legal action is to take place
2. The general strategy for the suit, and the attorney(s) involved, must remain undisclosed
3. The actual objective or relief sought (i.e., standard for 'success') must remain undisclosed
4. The actual claims, evidence, pleadings, and witnesses must remain undisclosed
5. The person making the claim must have a large and significant need for paypal clicks.

If any of 1-4 is violated, the term 'fail' automatically replaces the term 'slam dunk.' In addition, regardless of the strategy, the attorney, the objective, the claims, or the pleadings, once the lawsuit is docketed, 'slam dunk' anywhere used becomes replaced by 'fail.'

So, in birtherlaw: Slam dunk, n. Syn. Fail; or v. to make a slam dunk: to fail.

Now that's just bizarre!

Political Dicendent: A self-identifier used to explain Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq's commitment to the fight to expose the political fraud perpetrated by Obama, the entire judiciary of the US and obots. Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq is a "political dicendent".

Usurperthon: the past 3 years, beginning on Jan 20th, 2009 at noon.

Dossier: hit pieces against Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq's enemies which are submitted to Judges as "proof" of illegal activity; also used to keep members of the media updated about various fraudulent activities perpetrated by the many enemies of Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.

Dunngate: the massive cover-up of the fraud perpetrated by Damon Dunn in his campaign against Dr. Orly Taitz Esq in the Republican primary for SOS in CA.

Events: any location in which Orly Taitz, Esq plans to show up.

Legal Actions: "motions" filed by Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq, submitted to courts to fight Dunngate, Usupergate, Obama Fraud Gate, the Usurperthon

Obama Fraud Gate: (aka Obama Fraudgate): the massive cover-up of Obama's illegal use of a fake Social Security Number which was never assigned to him and was stolen from a really old dead dude or a dead infant.

Subpoena: a document used for harassment by Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. The typical response to a subpoena by Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq is usually FOAD.

Fuck Off And Die: Hawaii's favorite response to the shenanigans of Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.

Police Concerns: Requests made by Dr. Orly Taitz asking her supporters to call the FBI and local police on her behalf. Requests are usually posted when any of the following occur:
* A person of color drives in Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq's neighborhood
* Dr. Orly Taitz receives of wrong number phone call
* Obots attend a Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq hearing
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq loses her keys
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq forgets to open her mail
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq uses the wrong key to open an office door or mail box
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq forgets her yahoo password
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq screws up her blog
* An obots posts a comment on Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq's blog
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq doesn't mail a motion in time to be docketed by a court clerk
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq experiences a computer problem
* Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq forgets her password to file motions on court electronic systems
* Etc.....

Election Challenges: motions made by Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq in an attempt to keep Obama off of state ballots to block Obama from re-election in 2012. Also used to get a ruling "on the merits" regarding Obama Fraud Gate and Usurper Gate. Motions are usually moot, without merit, lacking standing or batshit crazy.

Expert: any person who uses technical language and supports the beliefs and attitudes of Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.

Press Release: any email sent to P&E by Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.

Hunger Strike: skipping 2 meals and telling the media about it.

Soviet Union: the new name of the United States of America.

Daffidavit: undeniable proof submitted to a court in written form and signed by an "expert", a "witness" or a "supporter".

Transplanted from Estiveo's toon thread.



Vorausdeutendschadenfreude: the feeling of tantalizing anticipation of future schadenfreude, when one knows a detested enemy now filled with delight at a seeming victory is about to suffer an emotionally devastating and cruel defeat, although the precise petard on which she will be hoist is as yet unknown. This is not unique to birthism, but is most notably connected to Orly Taitz.

We also, pls, need a description for Ragsdal(e)ing. I am not up to it this morning.

Birfergasm:

An intense euphoric sensation in the brain experienced at the peak of birfer excitation, usually resulting from extreme delusions of victory. During a Birfergasm the birfer’s brain will cut all ties with reality and render them unable to speak in a coherent manner. (More so than usual)

In both male and female birfers this can also be accompanied by an ejaculation of brain cells. This usually manifests as a heavy postnasal drip and sometimes creates an inability to swallow that can also produce drool. Thus causing the birfer to look as stupid as they sound.

This can be very harmful, as most birfers cannot afford to lose any of the few brain cells they have.

Please permit me to attempt the definition of RAGSDALE.

Ragsdale: That moment when a birther realizes that they shoulda stuck to anonymous blog posts and World of Warcraft or Legend of Zelda in the basement instead of attempting to overthrow the lawfully elected President of the United States by filing a candy-ass challenge in a state primary knowing that the contested party(ies) would actually hire a real lawyer who had a freaking clue to shut their seditionist ass(es) down. Hard.

"Oh Noes! I've been Ragsdaled! I may have to pay costs now unless I admit that I'm a freaking moron!" or "They wouldn't have ended up in the FEMA camp if they hadn't have gone and Ragsdaled themselves!"

Ragsdaling: Taking delight in someone being Ragsdaled.

Gloating: see Ragsdaling: Delighting in a well served Ragsdale. (there are other definitions, but I liked this one best, because I made it up.)

Please refine....

Antonyms: Jablonskied; Taitzed.

currently making the rounds in freeperville:



(via No Compromise when you're Right!, "a blog for those who take Reality seriously!", 8/24/09)

all fixed now:

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Law^.yer

Isn’t “Nothing, like you’ve seen before” almost exactly like everything you’ve seen before, but with more commas? Or is it more crazy

in^.di^.rect^.ly con^.firm

verb [trans]
to officially establish the truth or correctness of any belief or suspicion or crack-fueled wet-dream of a birfer by failing to explicitly and specifically address it or any particular detail while refuting its basic premise in the clearest possible terms (to any non-birfer). officials can only "indirectly confirm" birfer fantasies for fear of swift and deadly retaliation by the usurper.

origin: freeper butterdezillion

Sooooo...

If I read and understand all of Nellie teh Butterbutt's screeds, and then I give them all a well deserved, "Pffffft!" That, then, would mean that I have "indirectly confirmed" Nellie to be a dishonest, mentally ill, probably racist asshat who couldn't possibly be right with God and prolly makes Lucifer, the Morning Star, Lord of this Present Darkness, throw up in His mouth a little bit?

Am I in the ballpark?

... actually, i think that qualifies as a direct confirmation!

a better formulation: utternutter's screeds "indirectly confirm" that obama is 100% eligible and qualified to be president!