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Suranis
 Post subject: Orly-Toons
PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:11 am 
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I wish to raise an opbection! Scientifit type progress goies boink, not zap!

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Absolutely brilliant! Any bets on whether that one ends up on a bulletin board somewhere in Hawaii? ;)

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Brilliant as usual, Estiveo. Except...

...you've created a world in which there are two Orlys.

The horror...the horror...

I may never sleep soundly again. Image

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Estiveo
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For those concerned, in the canon of Calvin and Hobbes, transmogrifications never last much beyond one cartoon. Also, too, the Transmogrifier does, in fact, go "ZAP" not "Boink." Sorry, Suranis, but it is C&H canon. I know because I stole it saw Orly buy it at a comic page garage sale. Besides, do you really want a cartoon with Orly boinking? :shock:

[-X Yeah, I thought not.

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Suranis
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Ahh yes. You see, the transpogrifier goes boink, but the duplicator goes zap! :mrgreen:

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Estiveo
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Suranis wrote:
Ahh yes. You see, the transpogrifier goes boink, but the duplicator goes zap! :mrgreen:

:lol:

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Awesome. Totally, totally awesome.

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Damn-it, that's funny!
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Another great Orly toon. I love. love, love ,it.

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Werd. :-bd :lol:

Edit: Lends a whole new meaning to this here "Submit" button.......

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Estiveo, you are incredible.

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A Legal Lohengrin
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Not sure whether to bust a gut or demand brain bleach. I guess I'll do both.

There needs to be a German compound word for the present enjoyment of future schadenfreude when the comeuppance arrives. It is a distinctly different emotion from the feeling before the pratfall. Tell me you ain't feelin' it now, even if you never felt it before.

I do not know its shape or form, but the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has nothing on whatever's coming for Orly now.

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Anticipatory schadenfreude.

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A Legal Lohengrin
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Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Anticipatory schadenfreude.


Has to be one word and take up half a page and be all in German. Only Germans or the Welsh are allowed to shove an entire sentence into a word and get away with it, and since nobody can read Welsh, we'll have to stick with German.

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Sterngard Friegen
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Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Anticipatory schadenfreude.


Has to be one word and take up half a page and be all in German. Only Germans or the Welsh are allowed to shove an entire sentence into a word and get away with it, and since nobody can read Welsh, we'll have to stick with German.

OK, then.

Vorausdeutendschadenfreude.

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