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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:56 pm 
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I thought that Smith had an eastern European accent on a YouTube video where he spoke.


As far as I know, he grew up in Florida and Iowa.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:57 pm 
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I thought that Smith had an eastern European accent on a YouTube video where he spoke.


As far as I know, he grew up in Florida and Iowa.


Yeah, I thought I detected almost a New Orleansy-drawl there ...

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I haz a confuzed as Foggy would say. You are right. I was thinking of someone else. He does sound like he is from Louisiana or thereabouts.

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In late 2002, a man from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, sent an e-mail to the family. The man, who called himself Lucas Smith, said he was 23 years old and had emigrated from Russia five years earlier.


A Russian immigrant? That's the first I've heard that one.

He doesn't have a foreign accent. If he immigrated at age 18, he would sound like a male version of Oily. Instead, he just sounds like an Iowa-raised conman. (no disrespect to Iowa intended)


I know people who emigrated at 20 and lost the accent by 30. But I also "know someone who emigrated at age 7 from Poland and was analysed by a professional speech therapist as having a slight Russian accent at the age of 45". :-

It sounds like part of the scam. Young Russian immigrant, cannot really be expected to do it for free. Can be expected to one day disappear without a trace, however.

Orly's Russian is still so good after all those years, that she must be speaking Russian every day, which explains a lot.

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Anybody ever listen to Henry Kissinger? He has a brother that speaks perfekt unaccented English, but Henry still has a really thick accent after all those Nixon years.

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Anybody ever listen to Henry Kissinger? He has a brother that speaks perfekt unaccented English, but Henry still has a really thick accent after all those Nixon years.

I have thought for years that Kissinger's thick accent is a part of his public persona. It might be due to his never listening to anyone else, or it might be due to his taking refresher courses in German accent.

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He, Lucas Daniel Smith, haz a mad cuz no "indigent Obot" placed an eBay bid to get that lovely certificate of appreciation and discover where His, Lucas Smith's kidney is:
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I don’t ever want to hear another word from indigent Obots about wanting to know more about the sale of my kidney. I offered, for a mere $100.00 US Dollars, details such as the names of the kidney Transplant Coordinator, kidney Transplant Physician and kidney Transplant Surgeon (contained in my Certificate of Appreciation). Additionally, I offered two chapters from my trendy unpublished book, Kidney: A Memoir Written In Third-Person, which contains the hospital’s name, names of doctors, locations, an incriminating email address and the first name of the kidney recipient/buyer.

For a mere $100.00 all of Obotopia would have known the whereabouts of Lucas D. Smith’s missing left kidney.

I don't know, Lucas. How could no one be curious about your awesomeness?

Oh, and he's fixing to bring down that usurper, too, with the help of a sidekick:
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I hope that everyone, including Obotapians and Barack Obama and his family, enjoyed bringing in the new year! Additionally I hope that everyone is looking forward to a masterful new year in which Lucas D. Smith (with assistance of Kenyan doctor Mary/Merry Othigo) will successfully petition the US Government to legally, and in a safe and non-violent fashion, remove Barack Hussein Obama II from Office of the President of the United State of America.

And He, Lucas Smith, also takes the opportunity to get his bigot on:
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Obots are big talkers but never much for action. I remember once back in 2010 when I ran into three Obots at a federal court hearing in Florida. One was a black American (although he was very white under the skin) and the other was a white American. The white was skinny like a stick and his Adam’s Apple protruded out like some sort of little alien was ardently attempting to escape from his neck. His eyeglasses looked the the type of eyewear that was issued in prison (big, chunky, ugly-colored and thick) and I got the impression (and so did everyone else) that he and his black “buddy” (for info see the 1989 released song “Buddy“ by De La Soul) probably get mail at the same address. The black was awkwardly built and his goofy clothing looked like something a white person would throw on to make fun of black people. Later on in the court hearing another black American showed up and offered a limp handshake to the white and the other black. This new Obot didn’t look absolutely homo like his two friends but he did look like he probably slept very near the court house, like maybe really and truly close as in the alley two streets up from the court house. When I saw him up close in his bird-face it looked like he probably should have stopped at the gas station bathroom to wash his face (and maybe his shirt too).

The first black Obot was constantly winking his eye at a black female court bailiff (by the way she was dirty butter ugly) like he was trying way too hard to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he was really black and not just some Oreo cookie frog face who probably prefers, although its not easy for him to admit, baked chicken to fried chicken.

At any rate, these three Obot crash test dummies were all huddled together in the courtroom looking like they were preparing to dance West Side Story. But they didn’t do anything but talk and pretend.

What's the matter, Lucas? Couldn't fit in a watermelon reference?

Edit: ETA: Oh, and a shoutout to some Fogbowsers:
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Lucas Daniel Smith aka InspectorSmith and associates at New Year’s Eve and New Year 2012. Apologetic white American Obots (e.g., Dr Conspiracy) and corny black internet American Obots (e.g., jayHG) did not show up. I believe it was due in part to their sense of self-preservation and fear of prematurely entering the great beyond.


Where's the "what an asshole" smiley?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:46 pm 
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I was just thinking about checking up on he, Lucas Smith's blog today. So no one would bid $100 for a convicted forger's POS fake donation certificate? I am shocked. :o

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[...] The white was skinny like a stick and his Adam’s Apple protruded out like some sort of little alien was ardently attempting to escape from his neck. [...]


Wasn't Rikker accompanied by NBC?

Shouldn't He, Lucas Smith be describing a southern belle? :lol:

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I remember once back in 2010 when I ran into three Obots at a federal court hearing in Florida. One was a black American (although he was very white under the skin) and the other was a white American. The white was skinny like a stick and his Adam’s Apple protruded out like some sort of little alien was ardently attempting to escape from his neck. His eyeglasses looked the the type of eyewear that was issued in prison (big, chunky, ugly-colored and thick) and I got the impression (and so did everyone else) that he and his black “buddy” (for info see the 1989 released song “Buddy“ by De La Soul) probably get mail at the same address. The black was awkwardly built and his goofy clothing looked like something a white person would throw on to make fun of black people. Later on in the court hearing another black American showed up and offered a limp handshake to the white and the other black. This new Obot didn’t look absolutely homo like his two friends but he did look like he probably slept very near the court house, like maybe really and truly close as in the alley two streets up from the court house. When I saw him up close in his bird-face it looked like he probably should have stopped at the gas station bathroom to wash his face (and maybe his shirt too).

The first black Obot was constantly winking his eye at a black female court bailiff (by the way she was dirty butter ugly) like he was trying way too hard to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he was really black and not just some Oreo cookie frog face who probably prefers, although its not easy for him to admit, baked chicken to fried chicken.

At any rate, these three Obot crash test dummies were all huddled together in the courtroom looking like they were preparing to dance West Side Story. But they didn’t do anything but talk and pretend.

Yeah, they remember you, too. Here's their report (paraphrased):
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Lucas was there. :yawn:

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Whatever happened to his hearing? I guess he managed to get off.

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He, Lucas, has absolutely not seen Rikker, one of the handsomest men I've ever clapped eyes on, if that's how he describes him. ;;)

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Is this description Lucas's weakass reply to my description of the Rivernider case? He's described me as desperately trying to be black? Wow.

By the way, the other black guy Lucas described is my cousin. He's a felon. And if I show him Lucas' description, he'll be well on his way to a seventh strike. As he aptly describes his situation, "I do my own wet work." And he's not kidding. I should know.

Lucas is upset that I described him as wearing a suit from K-Mart to the Rivernider affair. He said he paid $500 for the suit. I replied that he overpaid a bit.

Lucas has banned me from his Youtube page, so I can't retort on his ground as is my wont. I will note that prior to meeting me in person he described me as white guy from Jacksonville because, well, normal black people don't write well, nor are they as sesquipedalian as Rikker. So Rikker must be an Oreo.

Hey Lucas!! Bill O'Reilly pointed out that 90% of the food stamp recipients in Iowa are white, causing Rick Santorum to flinch on live TV. You're from Iowa, aren't you?

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Yes, but looking at He, Lucas Smith's criminal history, it would be more like that the food stamps he's using are counterfeit.

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Did Lucas really say this: "This new Obot didn’t look absolutely homo like his two friends" ????!??!?

This is Lucas:




This is Rikker:

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Which one of these guys looks like a homo?

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Is this a trick question? :P

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This is Lucas:



Hmm

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The white was skinny like a stick and his Adam’s Apple protruded out like some sort of little alien was ardently attempting to escape from his neck. His eyeglasses looked the the type of eyewear that was issued in prison (big, chunky, ugly-colored and thick)


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I don't think Lucas is homosexual. He does seem to like to be photographed with under age girls very much however.

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I was just thinking about checking up on he, Lucas Smith's blog today. So no one would bid $100 for a convicted forger's POS fake donation certificate? I am shocked. :o


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That's just because he ooozes so much testosterone and manliness that families willingly throw their underage girls at him.

Pity those same families didn't bother putting up 100 bucks for his kidney records though. :mrgreen:

Actually I find it rather funny that his latest get rich quick scheme was to try and annoy us so much that we would leap at his BS kidney records, and he was instead met by a universal :yawn: Had to have stung a little.

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Id' sure like rikker to put his old sailor suit avatar back up. Cutest avatar in the world IMHO.

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Lucas Smith wants us to know he had an accident on his motorbike and got a boo boo. And that he's not in the States. And that new documentation showing Obama was born in Kenya will be on his blog soon. (the ink is drying.)

http://www.wasobamaborninkenya.com/blog ... -part-one/

Being that he's such a liar, who knows where the little creep is.

All the same, vinelink still lists him as:

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Date: 06/29/2011
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https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detai ... e=offender

I think with all the crazy birfers, Lucas is still the creepiest.

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He, Lucas Smith, is babbling about something.

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In the year 1961 baby Barack Obama was born in Kenya. If, like myself, you want the usurper removed from Office you’re going to need to bring me, and the 1961 CPGH Kenyan birth certificate, into a courtroom and allow me to get real windy and let my tongue run for several hours. Until that times comes you can talk about French guys and PDF files and the Moldavian queen right up until the time when Obama wins a second term or, perhaps more drearily, Romney wins a first term.

By the way if you didn’t believe my preceding report which briefly referred to local witches here bringing the dead back from the grave and sending the living to grave I have scanned in an official report, to my Patriot1980 scribd.com account, from the press for your review and have embedded it at the head of this blog report. By no means is this an atypical report. Late last year two witches were flying in the air and crashed head on with each other here. The press reported on it.

But I know that that is probably too much to believe for the American mind. You’ll probably want to rationalize and find a safe and logical alternative conclusion as to what really transpired. Much like Obama being born in Kenya and the 1961 CPGH birth certificate which proves such a birth you’d rather talk about French guys and two parents and the stuff that really does brain twister on the intellectual mind to the point where even your family and friends start to wonder what your boggle is when all you had to do in the first place was run with the Kenyan birth certificate and a guy named Lucas Smith (who showed up at court with the birth certificate and was in the witness room waiting to testify) but you just cant do that because it just too far beyond what you perceive as safely labeled and packaged and its missing the little label that says caution if you swallow this toy it might get stuck in your throat and you could suffocate or perhaps its missing the little tag you find on pillow is in the USA which states that it is illegal to remove the tag so you go on sleeping on your pillow with its safe little tag.

http://www.wasobamaborninkenya.com/blog ... -in-kenya/
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I also see he uploaded what he claims is Mario Rubio's petiton for naturalization to scribd.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/81132658/Mari ... mitted1975

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I also see he uploaded what he claims is Mario Rubio's petiton for naturalization to scribd.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/81132658/Mari ... mitted1975


Marco Rubio. FIFY


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He, Lucas Smith, is babbling about something.


Well, in the "update" before this, he talked about being badly battered in a motorbike accident, so perhaps he's under the influence of strong painkillers.

Or, teh crazy is just too strong to be kept inside anymore.

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