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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:36 am 
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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested By Madison, Wisc. Police

We've seen plenty of weird crime mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But when it comes to criminal names, this one is ... a mouthful.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:43 am 
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I wonder why he hasn't gotten a cute little swastika tattoo on his forehead yet. Nothing says "antisocial" like one of those.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:53 am 
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I can see where you might have missed this posting, jtmunk -- I pulled a funny in where I located it. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:01 am 
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I can see where you might have missed this posting, jtmunk -- I pulled a funny in where I located it. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:03 am 
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Edit: I went ahead and pulled my entry. I had my fun anyhoo and at least the story's getting some traction here. =D>
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I can see where you might have missed this posting, jtmunk -- I pulled a funny in where I located it. :lol:

viewtopic.php?f=10&t=7075&start=50#p326015


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I considered Mr. Beezow an anomaly. ;;)
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►► Report anomalies here, por favor. ◄◄

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:26 am 
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