In today's dispatches, Walter Fitzpatrick is released from jail. We have the return of the birther bill. Thomas MacLeran seems to have a fetish for something with a hair trigger.

Joe Arapaio needs to spend time investigating real crimes. Martha Trowbridge takes a break from Malcolm X fantasies to chant "….any day now…." Fitzpatrick shows jail didn't help his paranoia any. We have video of Dr. Orly making a fool of herself in Hawaii.

Holy Cao finishes the terms of her probation. The Pest and eFail openly goes "sedition? treason? military coups? insurrection? HELL YES!!!" New Jersey may get it's own ballot challenge. Dr. Orly finds someone to support that may just be love at first sight.

Tribble life-support unit Donald Trump is still playing birther games. And the State of Hawaii tells Dr. Orly something she never likes to hear.

In today's dispatches, the bottle or two of NyQuil that Philip Berg seems to have drank in April has finally worn off, because he's now trying to start his own birther ballot crazy train. Our old friend "LoneStar1776" likes smoothies and hates Cain.

Dr. Orly manages to reach a new low professionally with her latest legal dump upon the State of Hawaii court system. Not to mention she's got a whole new delusional conspiracy nut on her side!!

The two biggies is that Thomas MacLeran seems to have completely and totally lost it, threatening to hang "Obots", challenging Obama, writing nasty letters to the Tennessee Secretary of State, and joining Dr. Orly's Ballot Jihad.

While in Kansas, gunsight-seller, tea party member, and "Oath Keeper" Neal Jednoralski gets a visit from the Secret Service, where they don't seem to find his guns, threat to arrest the President, or his handcuffs with Obama's initials on them, to be very amusing.

In today's dispatches, Neal Jednoralski has some interesting reading tastes. Philip Berg does a direct shot over the bow of the CCCP Orly Taitz. Fox News' pet psycho has a blame the victim mentality.

Dr. Orly goes ape dump at Philip Berg. Jerome Corsi once again makes claims without proof. New Hampshire gets another dose of OrlyLaw, and Indiana is next. A whiney letter? In the Pest and eFail?? Really??

Walter Fitzpatrick gets another free stay at the greybar hotel. Former PUMA Helen Tansey comes up with a birther PAC. Thomas MacLeran seems to be having arguments with the voices in his head. And losing.

Finally Dean Haskins comes up with a brand new idea for the birthers, by which I mean "stale, already been done, and failed."

In today's dispatches, another birther courtroom failure in Hawaii. John Dummett goes to Arizona to kiss Arpaio's ring and screw up legal service. Terry Lakin seems to have fallen further into birtherstan.

Thomas MacLeran throws a fit that his state's Secretary of State won't give in to his demands. Dr. Kate may have let on about who else is part of the "Article II superPAC". Dr. Orly tries to pimp her dead cases as still shambling around.

Thomas MacLeran predicts horror untold unless he's elected supreme overlord. A writer for the fake Examiner goes a pretty good article about the birther wing nuts. Mario Apuzzo loves him some Dred Scott.

Lawrence Sellin predicts gloom, doom, and race wars. Leo Donofrio shows some sanity. Zampolit Haskins tries to convince the party faithful that he's really doing something, honest. And we have a birther forum that doesn't even make an attempt to hide their subhuman racist ignorance.

In today's dispatches, Arizona's birther bill may get shocked back to shambling unlike for a third time. Dr. Orly starts to aggressively court plaintiffs for her ballot jihads, including a conspiracy nutter for one and a convicted rapist for another.

The "Chicago Liberal Examiner" publishes some of the letters she got from the charming, polite birtherstani. Thomas MacLeran shows delusions of adequacy and has decided he's going to be the grand general of the upcoming coup himself. Dr. Orly downloads a pre-signed subpoena form and sends off a raft of special subpoenas that have the birtherstani peeing on the carpet in delight.

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is upset that the birthers favorite tribble mobility scooter won't pony up some TrumpBucks to help the cause. And Ed Hale tries to get the court - or Berg - to dismiss Linda Starr due to illness.

In today's dispatches, Helen Tansey seems to have some problems with the "silly" 14th Amendment. Oh, and she wants her birther bucks in precious metals too. Anderson Cooper razzes World Nut Daily for flying over a closed (and apparently empty) stadium.

Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be having health issues, which would be treated better I suspect if he would go to the VA and quit getting his happy ass arrested. Still, hope he gets the proper medical assistance. Dr. Orly seems to think that being an anti-semite is just fine and dandy if they're also against Obama as well.

Joe Arpaio has some legal problems it seems, so swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi blames Obama for them. With some pretty rabid comments getting though World Nut Daily's censorship. Dr. Orly and Donald Trump make a political list. And Thomas MacLeran continues to see threats in his breakfast cereal while wishing death on anything he doesn't like.

In today's dispatches, Obama's attorney in Georgia moves to dismiss Dr. Orly's ballot jihad there, and points the court to an interesting footnote. Birther Report resembles a zoo. More on the SuperDeluxeMondoSizedPAC. Martha Trowbridge is freebasing vap-o-rub again.

John Woodsman challenges Swiftboat liar Corsi and World Nut Daily's stable of "experts'. Farah is upset that the media noticed his banner over an empty stadium. Dr. Kate's cesspool rapidly needs a truckload of lithium dumped into it. Polls show that over half of Iowa Republicans have no contact with reality.

And finally we have Jules Manson, a California individual who thinks that killing the President and his children is just a peachy-keen wonderful idea.

In today's dispatches, Jules Manson got a talking-to by the Secret Service. Dr. Orly demands judges take note of her Keyes/Barnett v Obama case the day before said case is kicked to the curb by the appeals court. Looks like Walter Fitzpatrick sent on the papers he stole from Monroe County to a certain sedition-minded harpist.

Connerat v Obama gets kicked to the curb in Florida. Dean Haskins and Dr. Orly compete to see who can sink to the bottom of the sewer faster. Tribble fetishist Donald Trump hints at stealing the nutcase vote from the GOP. Some birthers are just waiting for the "n**ger necktie" approach to politics.

Lawrence Sellin continues projecting his own hatred, racism, and paranoia on his opponents. Van Irion doesn't want any Orly splashing on his de Vattelist birther ballot jihad case. And professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau shows her knowledge of theology is just as narrow and fake as her knowledge of civics, the law, or the Constitution.



Unlike the birthers, I'm taking time for the holidays with my family and friends. Expect sporadic updates between now and the New Year. And bear in mind this.

Right now the "great white hopes" for the birtherstani are the various ballot challenges and whatever Joe Arpaio manages to foist off on the gullible. Past history has shown the failure rate of the birthers is pretty much a constant. So what happens when the primary ballot challenges fail to work?

Expect the same challenges to the general election ballots. And should Obama win a second term, expect challenges to the various Secretary of States, rehashes of unfaithful elector attempts, and demands that the House and Senate not confirm the electoral college results. Expect more lawsuits, most of which a rehash of all the other failed lawsuits.

And also expect over the next year to hear even more reports of violence, death threats, and calls for armed coups and overthrow. Expect the rhetoric to ratchet up over the next year.

Happy holidays everyone.

In today's dispatches, Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi joins forces with Ron Polland/Polarik to reveal a whole new realm of shoddy science, half-assed claims, bald-faced lies, and utter bovine excrement.

World Nut Daily and Joe Arpaio tries to deflect the results of the investigation that the Justice Department started under the GW Bush administration by claiming that Arpaio has Obama running scared. And there's a lot of "show us your papers, boy" mentality on display.

The state of New Hampshire releases their Democratic primary ballot, and it's notable for who's on it and who's not on it. Dr. Orly continues to take a great big steaming dump on the concept of "professional ethics. And both Gary Wilmott and the Pest and eFail post an article that's reads like something a Soviet KKK member would write.

I suspect today's dispatches can best be summed up in song form:



We have Dr. Orly saying "give your money to MEEEEE!!!" Joseph Farah saying "give your money to World Nut Daily, and we might pass on some to Joe Arpaio!" And the "Article II SuperDuper All Worship the Prophet de Vattel PAC" saying "Of course we didn't give money to Dr. Orly. Oh, and give us money too".

Also you have Dr. Orly preparing to annoy the Supreme Court again. Victoria Jackson's off her meds again. And Neal Sankey has completely lost what marbles he had left.

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly seems to be opening up a second birtherstani civil war with anyone who won't kowtow and kiss her liposuctioned tush. An attorney in Massachusetts who claimed to be a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim is told he can't sue a newspaper for reporting that he's a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim.

Newt Gingrich frankly dismisses the birthers, causing some to frankly scream "say it isn't so Newtie!!" Birthers in Georgia want a special grand jury to investigate the Secretary of State for Georgia for the crime of not being a birther. New York and Arizona get their own birther ballot jihads. Matt Romney makes a birther joke and attempts to walk it back.

It looks like the amount of complaints the birthers sent the New Hampshire Department of State is in the double digits. And while Dr. Orly is starting a second birther civil war, the first one is still going on.

In today's dispatches, happy new year and yes, the birthers are set to make 2012 as special as they have 2008 though 2011. Maybe even more so.

What a surprise, Dr. Kate lies AND spirals the drain. Thomas MacLeran has conversations with his cat. The Super Duper all praise de Vattel's holy name PAC gets all moist and excited over J. Mark Hatfield's demand to take depositions.

We have some examples of a minority making problems for the majority. An assortment of presidential death threats. Martha Trowbridge slips Mario Apuzzo some tongue action. The birtherstani 2% of New Hampshire's House of Representatives is upset over having been hold "no".

Dr. Orly wants the New Hampshire GOP to come throw out all those nasty people who told her "no". Oh, and she still wants money. No Sense Nancy continues show her love for family. Dr. Orly wants the "expert" opinion of Polland/Polarik. Reality Check Radio challenges the de Vallelists.

Tribble Mobility Scooter Donald Trump is one step closer to losing the 2012 presidential race. And at least jail is doing well for Walter Fitzpatrick's health.

In today's dispatches, "Politics Today" recycles parody. Two year in reviews from funny people. Lawrence Sellin tries to tell elected officials "ignore the facts and the law, just keep that scary black man off the ballot or else!!"

There's birtherism, and then there's REALLY crazy conspiracy theories. Some decisions in the upcoming Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad, including one that has become the latest Great White Hope to the birtherstani.

Birther elected officials in New Hampshire throw a mini-fit, and the result in the reality-based community is "meh". Dr. Orly shows her lack of legal understanding again. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi wants people to stop talking smack about his hunky sheriff - or at least keep their nose out of his abuses in office.

A motion to dismiss is filed in the Alabama Birther Ballot Jihad. And Lame Cherry seems to be either completely off the meds, or throwing in the towel. Or both.

In today's dispatches, much like plague-ridden groundhogs popping up out of the holes to vomit forth six more weeks of insanity, we have the first two birther bills of 2012. One of New Hampshire's elected birthers decides to ignore the Constitution and go to a higher source - the Magna Carta.

Zampolit Dean Haskins reveals his super-secret, can't fail Hawaiian lawsuit - and the attorney who crafted it should stick to business and real estate law. Haskins also shows a knowledge of statistics and procedure that's in line with his knowledge of the law and the US Constitution - namely nonexistent.

The Alabama GOP is told they better not go against the de Vattelists unless they want to find a horse head in their bed. Al Hendershot wants a delay to bring Dr. Orly into his case, the defendants and the judge both say "no". Birther Rep Harry Accornero gives a take on the New Hampshire birther press conference that bears only a slight resemblance to reality. And Dr. Orly has a no good, very bad, rotten day in Hawaii.

In today's dispatches, Right Wing Watch notices that Farah seems to be milking the birtherstani faithful. Gary Kreep tries for an en banc appeal, and Dr. Orly goes "ME TOO!!!". Cody Robert Judy is having imaginary conversations.

We have some commentary about the upcoming Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad, while Dr. Orly further abuses those pre-signed forms. Larry Sinclair's kilt-clad disbarred attorney makes a reappearance in Birtherstan. The Kansas Speaker of the House puts the "KKK" in "Klassy". Dr. Kate continues her journey into the sewer, showing more open racism in the process.

Van Irion shows the common birther ignorance of the Constitution. Dr. Orly whines about people calling her racist by making racist comments. Salon writes about the "Anti-Obama Cult". Al Hendershot has his day in court - and promptly acts the sore loser about it. And old-time birther Harold Sorensen fires the next round in the Alabama Birther Ballot Jihad.

For someone who likes to dismiss my blog as "tiny" and "unread", he certainly spends a LOT of time commenting there and obsessing about what people are saying about him.......

He likes you, Pat. He really, really likes you.

In today's dispatches, more on the Hendershot dismissal. The birthers aren't done with New Hampshire. Cody Judy gives a big ol' raised middle finger to military families. Dr. Orly gets another trip to Hawaii.

The birthers aren't done with Alabama either, with one case warmed over Dr. Orly, and the other bound and determined to really piss off the judge. A birtherstani gets something almost kinda sorta like something that almost came close to a clue once, and suggests that Dr. Orly might not be helping their cause very well.

Dr. Orly goes apedump at any birther who DARES QUESTION HER, while Philip Berg smells blood in the water. Thomas MacLeran gives a unique spin to the concept of "civil rights". Not to mention US History. The Pest and eFail tries to rewrite the entire history of the US legal system, while one of their repeat offenders gets all threatening with the Georgia legal system.

Arizona has Yet Another Birther Bill. And sad news about one of Dr. Orly's plaintiffs.

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