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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:35 pm 
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As much as I deplore birthers and find right wing nut jobs to be . . . . nuts, I cannot help but find many of their women so damn attractive. Bachmann, Palin, Megyn Kelly, and yes, I find something sexy about Taitz.

I need help badly.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:39 pm 
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I suggest a complete eye exam, stat. :lol:

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I have low standards. Yours must be much lower than mine.

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Lol. Normally my standards are quite snooty, but crazy conservative women . . .


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Megyn Kelly sí, Bachmann and Palin no, Taitz gag me with a fpoon. I've met her in person several times, and there is nothing sexually attractive about that woman.

If you're attracted to Taitz, you're probably far beyond help. It's too late already. Sorry for the bad news.

Don't even get me started on Ann Coulter.

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I suggest you take two shots of this and check back in the morning.

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Foggy wrote:
Don't even get me started on Ann Coulter.


I thought he was talking about conservative women??

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I'm glad I don't have an appetite.

Egads.

Although, it might be interesting to see what Claire Adams could do to them....


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And I say, stand firm against the nay-sayers.

Remember:

1. Chacun à son gout.

2. Amor vincit omnia.

3. Orly nevah disappoints.

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Just one bit of advice.

Don't stick it in the crazy, or let the crazy stick it in you

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Shirley u kant be sirius.

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If the crazy attracts you there are much more exciting kinds of crazy.


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PatGund wrote:
Foggy wrote:
Don't even get me started on Ann Coulter.


I thought he was talking about conservative women??


FIFY.

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Theresa Cao is also kind of a cutie.

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Loren wrote:
Theresa Cao is also kind of a cutie.

Actually... yeah. She is. :oops:

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Epectitus wrote:
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Theresa Cao is also kind of a cutie.

Actually... yeah. She is. :oops:

:oops: Mea culpa. Glad there's distance between us. :lol:

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Loren wrote:
Theresa Cao is also kind of a cutie.

Is someone planning a visit to Cougar Town?

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Give suicide a chance.

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bellbop wrote:
...and yes, I find something sexy about Taitz.

I need help badly.


Remember, Taitz allegedly banged this guy in exchange for "legal services". Image


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bellbop wrote:
As much as I deplore birthers and find right wing nut jobs to be . . . . nuts, I cannot help but find many of their women so damn attractive. Bachmann, Palin, Megyn Kelly, and yes, I find something sexy about Taitz.

I need help badly.





You're welcome. ;;)

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You're welcome. ;;)

I don't think that helped me a lot, mimi. I keep replaying it and enjoying it! :oops:

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bellbop wrote:
As much as I deplore birthers and find right wing nut jobs to be . . . . nuts, I cannot help but find many of their women so damn attractive. Bachmann, Palin, Megyn Kelly, and yes, I find something sexy about Taitz.

I need help badly.


The phrase "lowering your standards at closing time" comes to mind (don't ask). However there isn't enough beer in St Louis for me to have lowered them that much.

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