In today's dispatches, video of Dr. Orly's latest failure. Dr. Kate thinks that the GOP is either in on the conspiracy, or is being threatened. Eric Rush poo-poos the notion of a "race war" his friends on the right keep bringing up.

The Williams/Harrington/Vallely rally that is piggybacking on the normal Washington DC Veterans Day commemoration is expecting 3 million vets to come to Washington and demand the ouster of Obama and Biden. Based on past birther rallies and events, the numbers may be off by 2,999,900 or so.

Ann Barnhardt finds a birther that's too crazy for her - and if she's actually speaking the truth for a change, it's damn scary news. Linda Starr wants all those damn hippies off her Wall Street. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" wonders why the "obots" are so concerned with birther lies. And Darren Huff's case moves to trial - and he doesn't want some things mentioned. (No, not the BOB, something worse.....)

In today's dispatches, the press takes note of Dr. Orly's Hawaiian failure. The Pest and eFail, (or should that be eFail:Pest), goes sovereign citizen. Dean Haskins shows his ability at humour is just has effective as his debate skills, (next time he should try to make a 'Benny Hill' parody.) Still, it's interesting to have proof that Miki Booth lies.

Dr. Kate seems to have problems with the "Occupy Wall Street" movement, maybe because they're not as racist as the groups she likes. Meanwhile Dr. Orly threatens to sue Hillary Clinton, and Thomas MacLearan aka "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" seems to think coups and insurrection is just a peachy keen idea.

Dr. Orly whines that it's been three years since she was Chief Justice Robert's creepy stalker girl, and then gets all screechy when she's handed a triple-whammy.

That's not as hard as you might think.

In today's dispatches, Thomas MacLearan has a damp daydream about his presidency, which seems to involve as step one "using the Constitution for toilet paper". Lawrence Sellin's new home away from Helsinki home seems to be the Pest and eFail, and he's rather upset at the GOP.

The de Vattelist wing of birtherstani makes their stink known in Sen. Marco Rubio's life. Dean Haskins seems to not only want to be the birtherstani political officer, but it's chief mullah as well.

Darren Huff seems to be doing his best to screw up his defense, and Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be turning into a mobile hazmat zone. And Dr. Orly seems to think that birther bill 2.0 next year will do the trick.

In today's dispatches, Leo Donofrio takes a break from poker playing and black helicopter ranting to discuss the newest conspiracy in his addled brain. The GOP is trying to keep birthers at bay. though Rick Perry seems to be happy to play flirty games with him.

JB Williams notices the low turnout on Facebook for his march on DC, but thinks he'll add another 999,300 or more between now and 11 November. Lawrence Sellin continues his mad at the GOP. Dr. Orly reposts a letter from a follower that turns out to be the spouse of another birther nutcase. Meanwhile, said spouse spews sedition and stuff at the Pest and eFail.

Apologizes for no updates on Wednesday, but I had the chance to spend some family time.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Charles Dyer seems to be having some attorney problems, and hasn't figured out his fellow "oathkeepers" don't want anything to do with him. Speaking of oafkeepers, pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff toodles his ugly truck to the courthouse to find out the verdict of his case. Hope he had someone to drive it home.

Dr. Orly goes "screw Jerome Corsi, I'm gonna grab me some hot sheriff Joe action!", much to Corsi's dismay. Meanwhile she asks an appeal to her appeal in Washington DC, and lets hope her Hawaii tickets for the 21 of November were non-refundable. "Martha Trowbridge" builds a conspiracy about Malcolm X's specs.

John Dummett becomes the birtherstani's latest great white hope, with not one but two lawsuits. Curiously enough, neither are in his home state of California, with a federal one in Arizona and a state one in Tennessee. However, the lawsuits are such that there's not enough nitrous for Dr. Orly to touch them.

Rick Perry plays birther flirty games, which causes some in the GOP to say "knock it off, you're making us look stupid." Joseph Farah is also upset at Rowe and willing to throw GW Bush to the lions in the process. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump remains in birtherstan. Lawrence Sellin is upset that Karl Rowe is actually speaking the truth about the birthers. Dr. Orly plans to lose to Sen. Diane Feinstein in 2012.

Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau is trying to say "see, Lucas Smith's Kenyan birth certificate is real, honest, no, really!" And Thomas MacLeran continues to daydream about winning the presidency.

In today's dispatches, we have a racist who writes for the Pest and eFail AND is a big fan of Lawrence Sellin and Thomas MacLeran. I know, shock and amazement. We also have a music video of Tom's wife Fran, sans confederate flag hat. World Nut Daily gets all hot and bothered over swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's latest spew.

Dinnertime at the MacLeran house. Dr. Orly appeals two her latest fails. Gary Kreep tries to hitch the birther star to another case. We have a new birther book by one "Mondo Frazier", who seems to be a legend in his own mind. The Williams/Harrington/Vallely march doesn't seem to be picking up steam.

Sedition at the Pest and eFail. Polland/Polarik seems to trying to convince the birthers he's still valid. The floaters at Dr. Kate's cesspool are still their usual family-loving selves. And Martha Trowbridge seems to be smoking something, or using her Alpha-bits as a ouija board.

In today's dispatches, further evidence of the sad decline of a former birtherstan superstar. There's further attempts to stir up some attendance for the 11 November "Veterans against the Constitution" rally that JB Williams is helping to run.

The comments section at World Nut Daily are an extra special bucket of crazy lately. More and more birtherstani seem to be on the "Barack X" bandwagon. We have a business and vocational education "professor" trying to pretend he knows the law. Dr. Kate is getting demanding.

The Pest and eFail publishes an article by someone with an interesting past history. Dr. Orly plans to lose in the 2012 California Senatorial race, and asks the court to have the military intervene in the State of Hawaii.

Lame Cherry has some rather massive sexual hangups. A Tea Party birther makes a grand exit after calling Elizabeth Warren names. World Nut Daily attorney Larry Klayman has some problems of his own. And Thomas MacLeran once again drops his pants and shows his ignorance to the world.

In today's dispatches, a frothing at the mouth, blood and doom video by James Manning. Dr. Kate tests the waters of anti-semitism. Zampolit Dean Haskins tells the birtherstani "we're doing something really special, honest, just you wait, oh, please send money."

Sellin is still annoyed with the GOP. Thomas MacLeran's vision for America includes a rodent in every pot. World Nut Daily has a new Wenzel "Poll" out, which seems to be an excuse for the usual genetic drift in World Nut Daily's fanbase to go apedump in the comments.

Walter Fitzpatrick's still in jail. And the defense in Keyes/Barnett v Obama reply to Dr. Orly's latest lunatic flight.

In today's dispatches, talk show host Laurie Roth seems to be the latest birther Great White Hope. Mario Apuzzo takes a dip into Lake Malcolm X Conspiracy. Dr. Orly is upset that real attorneys don't want to spend time and money on her.

The Veterans Against The Constitution rally is starting to look like a Maytag Repairman convention. Dr. Orly harasses the courts some more. World Nut Daily proudly announces the advent of censorship in the comments. "Fellowship of the Minds" worries about satanic pizza.

Dr. Orly has more important things to think about than her dental patients. The Pest and eFail seems to be becoming a home for the "too right wing and crazy for the current GOP" crowd. Jerome Corsi wants real reporters to do his work for him. And Victoria Jackson seems to be in the race for "dumbest hominid currently banging rocks together."

I decided not to post dispatches last friday. I didn't want to tarnish Veterans Day by reporting on birthers and their ilk.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Comedy Central makes fun of Dr. Orly. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi makes more claims about Joe Arpaio, while Arpaio continues to play flirty games with the birthers. Zampolit Haskins preaches to the infidel birthers, while hinting he's about to start up the birthers next failed lawsuit.

Lawbreaker Linda Jordan does a whiny letter to sheriffs in Washington State. We have several reports about the 150 or so people at the Veterans Against the Constitution rally. Even the most die-hard birtherstani are disappointed by the turnout.

Lawrence Sellin still has a hatred of the GOP for not getting rid of that uppity darkie in the WHITE House, and is threatening to take his vote and go back to his home in Helsinki. Thomas MacLeran writes an article that can best be summed up as "Duh, a lie, a pack of lies….."

We have a meeting of the narrow, delusional minds at Dr. Kate's cesspool. Dr. Orly tries a new tactic in New Hampshire, while demanding that other Republicans stay OUT of her race for Senate, thank you very much. And we have the death and resurrection of Larry Sinclair.

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily tries to cover for Herman Cain by digging up Larry Sinclair and trying to pimp him out again. The natives are restless about "why hasn't Sherriff Joe done something yet??" The Great Orange Satan writes about The Great Moldovian Dingbat.

Birther Report has some restlessness about Zampolit Haskins. Lawrence Sellin does believe in rank stupidity, he does he does. Dr. Orly continues to pimp her New Hampshire stunt (and she wants money too).

Martha Trowbridge is either a) seeing just how stupid the birthers actually are, or b) is completely coo-coo for cocoa puffs. However, Mario Apuzzo seems to like her brand of crazy. And Thomas MacLeran is starting to notice people shying away from the crazy birther.

(Sorry I didn't get this out earlier today, had to help a friend who fell sick)

In today's dispatches, well, the majority of the reports are the various lead-ups to Dr. Orly's trip to New Hampshire to demand that that scary black man not be allowed on the ballot. The Pest and eFail, World Nut Daily, and Birther Report all reported on it.

And the result. Well, it's Dr. Orly, so you can guess what the Election Board's decision was.

In other news, Victoria Jackson has a web based talk show called "PolitiChicks" which can only be described as "embarrassingly awful". Leo Donofrio makes Yet Another Change to his blog. And Ann Barnhardt may have discovered that there's no real market for a crazy conspiracy-ridden racist broker.

OPOVV: On a side note, did you know badfiction was posting pictures of your wife asking people to attack and harass her? Just thought you should know. The article was a few days back on there.

ORYR comment:

Oh my goodness, what a busy weekend in Birtherstan. Tim Adams writes more fiction. More reporting on Dr, Orly's failure in New Hampshire, complete with racist comments in the now-censored World Nut Daily comments.

Dr. Orly lies, and the Pest and eFail eats it up with a spoon. Meanwhile people throw a tantrum over the fact the election board followed the law, instead of getting the scary black man off the ballot. Dr. Orly not only starts screaming "TREASON" at anything that dares look at her cross-eyed, but also starts with such fun terms like "execution" and "death penalty" as well.

Thomas MacLeran shows up at Birther Report, and an anonymous birtherstani lies about yours truly in the process. World Nut Daily comes up with an updated ebook version of Corsi's remainder bin special, making people wonder why their kindle or nook is suddenly full of digital doodoo.

We have video of JB Williams addressing his Veterans Against the Constitution failure. Dr. Orly gets a whopping 2% of the New Hampshire State House allied with her, much to the annoyance of that house's majority leader. Sher Zieve finds a PUMA even more paranoid than she is.

Zampolit Dean Haskins won't be home for the holidays it seems. Terry Lakin gets officially booted from the Army, and announces his vanity press book that looks to be 20% Terry Lakin, 80% birtherstani commentary, and 100% full of bovine fecal material. And seditionist Sharon Rondeau gives us an update on Walter Fitzpatrick (short form - he's still nuts).

In today's dispatches, video of the extended birther temper tantrum in New Hampshire. Lawrence Sellin once again practices sedition. World Nut Daily uncovers a Thanksgiving plot.

Dr. Orly can't seem to take "go away you psycho beast from hell" as a hint, and ends up turning the crazy up a few more notches as a result. Meanwhile, New Hampshire elected leaders are far less than happy with the elected birthers in their state.

Meanwhile the State of Hawaii shows their patience with Dr. Orly has come to an end as well. Dr. Kate wants something that sounds a lot like a military coup. And Dr. Orly continues to appeal her 2010 loss to Damon Dunn.

Happy Thanksgiving people. Don't let the birther turkeys wear you down.

Sorry for the delay in today's dispatches. Unlike Dean Haskins or other birthers, I actually like spending the holidays with my family.

In today's dispatches, Bill Looman makes the press for his anti-Obama hiring sign. What doesn't make the press is his birther connections and militia ties. Thomas MacLeran wants a WHITE Christmas, preferably with Muslims dangling from the holiday tree and red stains on the snow after the military overthrows the government.

Squeeky Fromm has a song for Walter Fitzpatrick. Tracy Fair has a new video that isn't nearly as entertaining though. Lawrence Sellin is upset at New Hampshire because they let the scary black man stay on the ballot. Dr. Orly continues to pine over Chief Justice Roberts. Voto Latino makes a few observations about Dr. Orly's jihad.

Dr. Orly files her appeal in one of her Washington DC cases, and the Conway Daily Sun has a few choice words about their elected birther population.

In today's dispatches, Miki Booth wanted a pony, and ended up with an ass. More info comes out about Bill Looman and his militia and birther ties. Sam Sewell seems to adore the truth-free blatherings of Tracy Dorsey.

What little patience the New Hampshire GOP has for birthers seems to be running out, while the media in that state calls the elected birthers out for their behavior. Zampolit Dean Haskins finally returns home from his extended sugar-daddy funded road trip with new and exciting news that he can't talk about or share.

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi seems to be digging deep under the birther outhouse to find old nuggets that he can polish up and claim as new. Douglas Vogt takes a break from selling copiers to channel news from planet conspiracy. Finally Carl Swensson tries to play the New Hampshire gambit in Georgia, and includes some of Stephen Pidgeon's literary droppings as additional fertilizer.

Normally I would have waited until tomorrow, but today was such an interesting one I thought I'd go ahead and post it now.

The first is a new Congressional Research Service report that does a very good job at slicing, dicing, and making julianne fries of many birtherstani legal "arguments". Including pinning the de Vattelists to a wall. It's unlikely they'll do anything but ignore it, but it should give some ammo to judges, Secretaries of States, and ballot board officials in shooting down some birther nonsense.

We have video of Holy Cao in the wild. New Hampshire once again tells Dr. Orly "No", though her next stop seems to be Georgia and Hawaii. We have a new birther lawsuit by someone who claims not to be a birther, but seems to be well acquainted with their nonsense.

And Lawrence Sellin comes up with a brave new idea - to spam New Hampshire elected officials!

And in today's dispatches, we have the expected birther freakout about the Congressional Research Service report. Which very few of them seem to have actually read. The Pest and eFail publishes a piece from a "College Student" that would have gotten an "F" in an elementary school civics class.

Dr. Orly writes about her upcoming rejection in Georgia, while she is told by the State of Hawaii just how the cow ate the cabbage. Southern Poverty Law Center reports on Joe Arpaio's birther whine. And Alabama is home to a new birther ballot challenge, complete with recycled lies and myths.

In today's dispatches, we have James Manning's opinion of Herman Cain, which he tries to explain in a way that doesn't seem too self-loathing. "Chris Farrell" seems to be appearing all over birtherdom, and his backstory makes him sound like Lucas Smith 2.0

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi joins the parade of birthers upset that the Congressional Research Service cited actual facts and case law to refute birthers de Vattelist fantasies. Laurie Roth shows a level of delusion that should result in either committal in a mental institution or an appearance with Alex Jones. Sam Sewell parades his latest attempt at an OMG moment.

Paul Irey thinks there may be problems with his old delusions, but don't worry, he's cooking up some brand new delusions to take their place. The aptly-named John Dummett is upset because Wikipedia won't accept his lies as truth. Miki Booth is in Hawaii sponging off of the unknown Birtherpoolza sugar daddy. World Nut Daily continues to allow openly racist and threatening comments though their censorship.

Leo Donofrio is also upset at the Congressional Research Service, though his whine seems to be more "wahhh, they proved me wrong, therefore there's a conspiracy against me!!" And JB Williams and Lawrence Sellin seem to be having a cat fight about the Republican party.