Birther Dictionary

TexasFilly · **Joined:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:52 pm **Posts:** 10644

This thread is woefully in need of updating. :oops:

This one certainly needs to be added:

0th cir: The imaginary court which established a birther proposition of law. n. deriv. Orly Taitz, Worst Lawyer in The History of the World.

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:38 pm

TexasFilly wrote:

This thread is woefully in need of updating. :oops:

This one certainly needs to be added:

0th cir: The imaginary court which established a birther proposition of law. n. deriv. Orly Taitz, Worst Lawyer in The History of the World.

We need furhter clarification, too. Is it the "Zeroth" CIrcuit or the "Nothing" Circuit?

TexasFilly · **Joined:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:52 pm **Posts:** 10644

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

TexasFilly wrote:

This thread is woefully in need of updating. :oops:

This one certainly needs to be added:

0th cir: The imaginary court which established a birther proposition of law. n. deriv. Orly Taitz, Worst Lawyer in The History of the World.

We need furhter clarification, too. Is it the "Zeroth" CIrcuit or the "Nothing" Circuit?

It depends on the circumstances. For clarification, contact Orly.

Maru · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:59 pm

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

TexasFilly wrote:

This thread is woefully in need of updating. :oops:

This one certainly needs to be added:

0th cir: The imaginary court which established a birther proposition of law. n. deriv. Orly Taitz, Worst Lawyer in The History of the World.

We need furhter clarification, too. Is it the "Zeroth" CIrcuit or the "Nothing" Circuit?

I always thought of it as the naught.

Welsh Dragon · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:09 pm

Mmm wrote:

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

TexasFilly wrote:

This thread is woefully in need of updating. :oops:

This one certainly needs to be added:

0th cir: The imaginary court which established a birther proposition of law. n. deriv. Orly Taitz, Worst Lawyer in The History of the World.

We need furhter clarification, too. Is it the "Zeroth" CIrcuit or the "Nothing" Circuit?

I always thought of it as the naught.

I like the idea of the naughty circuit.

BFB · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:15 pm

How about Zeroth?

Estiveo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:37 pm

Examiner wrote:

How about Zeroth?

Isaac Azimov used "zeroth" in his Laws of Robotics; the Three Laws were found to be subject to a new law that was primary over them, hence the Zeroth Law of Robotics.

BFB · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:41 pm

Estiveo wrote:

Examiner wrote:

How about Zeroth?

Isaac Azimov used "zeroth" in his Laws of Robotics; the Three Laws were found to be subject to a new law that was primary over them, hence the Zeroth Law of Robotics.

Damn, and I thought it was original ... #-o

Estiveo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:43 pm

Examiner wrote:

Estiveo wrote:

Examiner wrote:

How about Zeroth?

Isaac Azimov used "zeroth" in his Laws of Robotics; the Three Laws were found to be subject to a new law that was primary over them, hence the Zeroth Law of Robotics.

Damn, and I thought it was original ... #-o

Just proves that great minds really do think alike. :-bd

shrek · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:47 pm

Welsh Dragon wrote:

I like the idea of the naughty circuit.

The Naughty Circuit certainly has a ring about it.

Highlands · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:57 pm

Is the Court of Bun Dogs in the 0th Circuit?

Piffle · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:08 pm

Estiveo wrote:

Examiner wrote:

How about Zeroth?

Isaac Azimov used "zeroth" in his Laws of Robotics; the Three Laws were found to be subject to a new law that was primary over them, hence the Zeroth Law of Robotics.

FWIW, Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics was exactly what popped into mind when I originally dubbed it the Zeroth Circuit here

poutine · **Posted:** Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:14 pm

Piffle wrote:

Estiveo wrote:

Examiner wrote:

How about Zeroth?

Isaac Azimov used "zeroth" in his Laws of Robotics; the Three Laws were found to be subject to a new law that was primary over them, hence the Zeroth Law of Robotics.

FWIW, Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics was exactly what popped into mind when I originally dubbed it the Zeroth Circuit here

Well then I take credit for taking your original find and amplifying it!

verbalobe · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:25 pm

O'K

O'rlys okay.

Slander, Libel, criminal hate speech

Calling a seditionist a seditionist.

Free speech

A Constitutional doctrine whereby people who are trying to overthrow a duly elected government by spreading the falsehood that that government is illegitimate and thus need not be obeyed, are entitled to utilize the powers of the police state to silence those who promulgate the facts that debunk that falsehood.

SueDB · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:59 pm

verbalobe wrote:

PatGund wrote:

Examiner wrote:

This woman has a disconnect with reality, big time.

Disconnect? The light from reality won't reach Dr. Orly for at least a year or more.

Thus:

Light Year: The distance between Orly and reality.

verbalobe · **Posted:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:48 pm

Scrubbed -- (1) "never existed." Used by birthers to describe quotes, clips, passages, references, and citations that they're sure they remember reading/seeing, where Obama or Obama family members or some other official supposedly admitted something nefarious.

(E.g., All grade school civics textbooks 1880-2006 that define natural born citizen as 'born in the land of citizen parents' have been "scrubbed")

(2) "never existed." Used by birthers to describe quotes, clips, passages, references, and citations that they're sure they remember reading/seeing/posting/emailing, where they themselves delivered incontrovertible evidence in the eligibility wars, made a convincing argument or accusation, or otherwise made sense.

(E.g., The part of the transcript of Orly's hearing where she conclusively proved Liberi is a probation-violating, lying, cheating, fraudulent Berg-sympathizer has been "scrubbed")

(3) "Existed, but free speech means suppressing the truth so hateful people can carry on lying with a clean conscience." Used by obots to describe almost any post they ever made on any birther site.

Adelante · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:21 am

The American Prospect, March 28, 2011

Quote:

A Birtherism Lexicon ...

Post-birtherism: Any rhetorical construction that acknowledges the president claims he was born in the United States, but leaves open the possibility that he's lying about it. Post-birthers may actually believe the truth, but refuse to make definitive statements in order to avoid offending actual birthers. Examples: John Boehner, Hillary Clinton.

Ironic Post-birtherism: Making humorous or ironic references to the idea that the president was not born in the United States as an attempt to signal solidarity with or otherwise placate those who genuinely believe the president was not born in the United States. Examples: Tim Pawlenty, Rep. Raul Labrador.

Pseudo-birtherism: An umbrella term that encompasses all the various modes of belief that involve embracing fictional elements of the president's background, from the belief that he is a secret Muslim to the idea that he was raised in Kenya. Includes highbrow forms of birtherism like the "Kenyan anti-colonialism" thesis and theories that his name was legally changed to "Barry Soetero," as well as the idea that Obama's "real father" was one of the handful of random black celebrities you can name off the top of your head. Examples: Newt Gingrich, Andrew C. McCarthy. ...

Birther Curious: The belief that, despite widespread availability of the president's birth certificate, that there are "lingering questions" that could be answered by him releasing the "long-form" version, even though Hawaii doesn't issue those. The birther-curious may acknowledge as a rhetorical concession that they "believe" the president was born in the U.S., but nevertheless argue that it's the president's fault that garden-variety birthers continue to exist. Examples: Sarah Palin, Lou Dobbs.

verbalobe · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:39 pm

Cross-posted from Taitz v Astrue:

TexasFilly wrote:

Quote:

More stonewalling and obstruction of justice on the most incriminating evidence that I produced:Obama’s use of a stolen CT SSN [xxxx-xx]-4425 and his fraudulent statements regarding his attendance in Columbia university

Wow, I guess we need to update the Birther Dictionary. What does "publises" mean? What is an "auther"? What's an "articel"? What does "foor" mean? How can you throw someone under a "buss"? What is an "atorney"? What does "dismeissed" mean? What is "eviduence"? What does "clearuing" mean? Finally, if Orly has an "official record" from the Student Clearinghouse, why would she need "certified copies" and how is WND supposed to produce "certified copies" anyway? I am sooooooooooo confused! :-?

publis -es -ed -ing v pooh'bliss (Victorian Engl. happy bear) - to wake from hibernation

auther -s n ought'her (Cockney hoyden, harridan) - a whore, e.g., Kovacs

articel -s n arrrgh'tickle (Pirate eviscerate) - a smear, e.g., "To paraphrase the Constitution, Obama is ineligible. I read it in an articel." -Silverbells8

buss -es n bus'z (CarTalk fuse) - a cranial short-circuit, e.g., "I had idea for no-fail law suit, but it fell under buss, Fluffy found later and nearly was to be choking" -O'rly "O'K" Tait'z

eviduence -s n eh.vid'you.ants (YouTube slang, a random unsourced clump of pixels) - 1. hallucination 2. misquote 3. lie

slader -s -ed -ing v slayed'her (18th C Fr espadrilles en daim bleu [Vattel]) - 1. to issue walking papers 2. Colloq. STFU&GTFOOMFCR

TexasFilly · **Joined:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:52 pm **Posts:** 10644

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verbalobe · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:10 pm

zibit -s

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verbalobe · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:03 am

Occam's Butter-knife

(h/t Eppy)

A principle in the irrationalist tradition proposing that if two explanations for an anomaly are possible, the one that implicates the Obama family in a decades-long, globe-spanning conspiracy to defame Butterdezillion is the one more likely to be true.

verbalobe · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:48 pm

Birther Venereal Terms

h/t Loh

One is "perfect standing."
Two is "We, the People."
Three is a Usurpathon.
Four is a Scummit.
I guess Five will do for a Mob.

aarrgghh · **Joined:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:05 pm **Posts:** 1248

birfer tears

the sweet, whine-ripened product of unrequited sedition, continuous denial, aged zomg moments, and repeated obot warnings, distilled by birfers on contact with reality.

aarrgghh · **Joined:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:05 pm **Posts:** 1248

and let's not forget that entire branch of mathematics known as birfer calculus ...

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:50 am

$20,000 - not enough

Falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.

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