In today's dispatches, more whiney letters at the Pest and eFail, a previously undiscovered "BJ Smartazz" video, and Larry Sellin is banging the drums again.

But the biggest news is Judge Lamberth basically telling Dr. Orly "Yo, idiot, knock this crap off and follow the rules, okay??". Dr. Orly being what she is, I suspect her ability to follow these rules without mouthing off or accusing / blaming someone else is pretty much nil. And even her fellow birthers are questioning her as a result.

In today's dispatches, Pam Barnett wants her judge to recuse herself because Barnett is afraid the judge has Obama cooties. Slate notices disturbing similarities. A tea party double-header, as Jeff Lichter in Arizona has some groups demand Congress investigate Obama's citizenship, and tea party birthers in South Carolina learn the difference between "free market" and "copyright theft".

"LoneStar1776" posts another hate-filled rant. The ABA comments on Dr. Orly's SSA case, while Dr. Orly prepares ANOTHER FOIA case. And the Pest and eFail seems to think it's birther veterans week.

(NOTE - Bad Fiction will be on holiday during the month of August. I will try and stick to updates 2-3 times a week during this month)

In today's dispatches, looks like Vogt and Irey plan to join Dr. Orly's Hawaiian failure tour. The Pest and eFail and Birther Report have articles about Gary Wilmott's call into a a radio show where Wilmott came off as a complete and total loon.

The Daily Pen has an interesting butterfly theory on Obama, and by interesting I mean really really stupid. Lawrence Sellin continues to see how far he can push the line before crossing over into calling for a violent overthrow of the government and Obama's death.

Birther Report comments on Dr. Orly's newest lawsuit. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" doesn't like the fact that reports on Anders Behring Breivik makes him sound a like like a Pest and eFail writer. More Pest and eFail whiney letters. Birtherpoolza gets a couple more members. And a new article at the fake Examiner with an interesting new 16 year old "expert"

In today's dispatches, Swiftboat Liar Jerome Corsi tries to double down and claim "it really is a forgery this time, honest, no really, I have proof! Well, claims by more unknown experts really.......OH! LOOK THERE!! OBOTS!!!"

Darren Huff has a court appearance, while the guy who ratted him out to the FBI, Carl Swensson, is proving himself to be the embarrassment of the Georgia GOP. Registration for birtherpoolza is now open, and look at what the birthers get for their membership (namely, squat). More whiney and demanding Post and eFail letters (boy they've gone downhill since comments were turned off.)

Ann Barnhardt continues to show herself to be not only a few french fries short of a happy meal, but missing the drink, meal, and little toy surprise as well. JB WIlliams seems to have a problem with Democracy, while "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" seems to have some totalitarian ideas of his own.

We have another on-line petition and a class action lawsuit. Terry Lakin decides not to tilt at windmills and withdraws his case from appeals. Dr. Orly shows herself to be complete lowlife scum. And Dr. Kate wants "They The Idiots" to rewrite the Constitution or else.

In today's dispatches, Gary Wilmott rehashes old conspiracies and old racist graphics. Birtherpoolza is claiming some explosive release next monday, which suggests the laxative should work by then.

Showing a maturity level about on par with a spoiled four year old, Joseph Farah wants to sit on President Obama's birthday cake. Lawrence Sellin is taking the train to paranoiaville. NESARA News practices the fine art of garbage recycling, while the Greeley Gazette continues World Nut Daily's jihad against birther debunkers.

In today's dispatches, we have a docket for Dr. Orly's latest FOIA lawsuit, with Judge Lamberth going "why me?". Ann Barnhardt and Walter Fitzpatrick seem more than happy to live in conspiracyland. Polarik has a new video out, full of wingnut goodness.

There seems to be a trend in birtherstan for one party rule, provided it's their party ruling. Lawrence Sellin and Ron Ewart are great examples of this type of Soviet-style groupthink. One gets the idea that Dr. Kate had trauma during her potty-training.

Zampolit Haskins announces his big birtherpoolza news, and the response is "meh" from many birthers. And Dr. Orly has a double failure in her grand Hawaiian adventure, as the Department of Health tells her "no" and the federal court in Honolulu responds to her emergency request with "how about six weeks from now, okay?"

In today's dispatches, we have Dr. Orly whining that her improperly served supoena was ignored. But that's okay, because she already believes that the State of Hawaii has a forged version in their records anyway.

Speaking of forgeries, Jerome Corsi's latest expert is Ron Polland / Polarik, who seems to be claiming he forged the original short form COLB now. Also Corsi seems to have problems with concepts like "humor", "sarcasm", and "finding one's arse with both hands".

Two new people added to birtherpoolza, and another unhinged rant from "One Pissed Off Vietnam Vet. Followed with a "friend of a friend" message that someone has the real evidence of a Kenyan birth now, sure, for real, you betcha……..

And so the week that was bright with so much promise for the birthers, ends with a quiet thud. cRAPster Greg Goss will be at birtherpoolza. Farah's attorney Larry Klayman wants a "peaceful assault".

Law Enforcement tattletale Carl Swennson touts his "pitchfork rally" to the Pest and eFail, which seems to be based on the idea that threatening lawmakers with arrest and a riot unless they pass the law you want is somehow a good idea.

Lawrence Sellin wants Obama, along with anyone else in Washington he doesn't like, "Taken Down". Zampolit Haskins follows up his insulting "challenge" to Colin Powell with a video. And "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" seems to hate pretty much anyone who doesn't look and and believe the same as they do.

In today's dispatches, Kevin Willmott has some fun with the sarcasm-lacking birtherstani. Zampolit Haskins continues to insult Colin Powell, while taking some time away from spamming debunkers to come up with Yet Another Idea That Will Fail.

Dr. Kate shows her lack of knowledge about history, while Tim Adams comes up with a Masters Thesis that may win a prize in the "fiction" category.

The big news in birtherstan is that of USAF SSgt Daryl Moran (Yes, that's his real name), currently stationed in Germany. Seems in March he had some sort of breakdown when he found out some of the people he worked with were Muslim. Ended up failing a psych evaluation board and was being processed for a discharge. Meanwhile, his downward spiral continued to the point he has now gone full metal birther and went AWOL from his duty station until they "arrest him or Obama".

Bets which one they chose?

An apology for the delay on this one - an eye checkup yesterday followed by flaky internet left me unable to do more than the Charles Dyer update yesterday.

Anyway, Gary Wilmott goes "thank you sir, may I have another" to John Gibson. A Tea Party rep thinks that jokes about killing the President is just fine and dandy by her. Ron Polland continues to require a padded room somewhere.

Lolli Lolli Lolli suggests that if the birthers want to know who their enemy is, they should look in a mirror. However, he then suggests they stick to the same old stuff that hasn't worked before. Charles Kerchner joins the "Wahh, where's my military coup" brigade.

Carl Swensson's "Pitchfork Rally" turns out to be more of a "Broken KFC Spork Rally". Moran continues to tout his going AWOL over his objections to Obama, except the Air Force seems to be under the impression he was on terminal leave since his discharge was approved ten days before he "went AWOL". The Southern Poverty Law Center notes, yet again, the die hard birthers and their racist ties.

Some in the right-wing are starting to see "birther" as an example "nutcake" and "loser" And Lawrence Sellin is still upset that the scary black man is still President.

An apology for the delay on this one

In today's dispatches, the birthers have a brand new OMGWTFBBQ Great White Hope moment that turns out not to be so. Lawrence Sellin continues to be his treasontasic self. Dean Haskins expands his birther challenge to four other people he'll ignore and not pay.

Meanwhile birtherpoolza gets another member listed. The Pest and eFail gets hacked by a redirect bug and goes apedump over Google before going "Oh, never mind". The Terry Lakin Action Fund wants their fellow birthers to keep digging deep into those pocket$

Carl Swensson seems to be a bit put out. Moran has promoted himself to "Almighty prophet and supreme leader of all the birtherstani" Polland / Poiarik keeps taking longer dives into Lake Insanity. And Dr. Orly goes "wahhh, I want a boat ride TOO!!!!"

In today's dispatches, "Ulsterman" is back and still making crap up. The Pest and eFail have a new whiney letter, this time a "I'm not going to give you money until you're as crazy as I am" letter directed to the Heritage Foundation.

Charles Dyer is still on the loose.

Some snark about Dr. Orly's Luau Adventure. The Pest and eFail shows what they don't know about "Sharia Law". World Nut Daily has a poll for their readers with….interesting….questions. While dancing in Conspiracyland, Dr. Kate pimps a supposed "Native American" white nationalist.

The Pest and eFail talks to former SSgt Moran, and he's even more scary delusional than ever. Dr. Orly tries a "look at Berg, not me!" approach. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" seems to have a LotR thing going on. The Daily Caller talks about the birthers branching out against other politicians with the wrong colour skin. And some humour from Monroe County…..

In today's dispatches, Tim Adams thesis gets the critique his professors should have done. Dr. Orly gets told by the birtherstani civil war judge "no, you can't have the other attorney's records, not yours, and oh, BTW, cut the crap or we'll sanction your happy ass".

The Department of Health for the State of Hawaii submits a reply to Dr. Orly's court claims basically stating "Look, the nitrous queen didn't submit the subpoena properly and we can't break state law just to make this twitwaffle happy."

Charles Dyer is taken into custody.

Walter Fitzpatrick is showing increased paranoia. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi continues his jihad against debunkers. Ann Barnhardt has gender and reality issues. Dr. Orly attracts someone even less connected to reality than she is.

"One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" gets all threaty, as does Lawrence Sellin. Pravda OnLine writer and KKK apologist Mark S. McGrew gets an invite to birtherpoolza. They shouldn't forget to invite Lame Cherry though, as LC goes further into insanityville. And while Birther Report loves to moderate those pesky Obots, threats and racist comments from fellow birthers is just A-OK Gym-Dandy with them.

Dr. Orly gets told by the birtherstani civil war judge "no, you can't have the other attorney's records, not yours, and oh, BTW, cut the crap or we'll sanction your happy ass".

Pat, it was so nice, I read it twice! Actually, the posting is a double post.

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly feels the need to repost a James Manning video, while the people in Manning's neighborhood may be fed up with him. The Terry Lakin Action Fund has an extra special padawan on their show.

The very idea of Marco Rubio being nominated as President or Vice-President has the white hoods of the de Vattelists in a knot. Lawrence Sellin dislikes the media he once worked for (I guess he's upset he can't get work in it anymore. The secret cRAP Masters get exposed by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Dr. Orly shows herself to be an unthinking hate-filled automation without the slightest speck of human compassion (yes, I know, what else is new). Dean Haskins decides to pretend to offer (pinky to mouth) ten THOUSAND dollars. (He's not going to pay anyway, so why not shoot for a million???)

Dr. Orly is upset that the State of Hawaii Department of Health is actually CHALLENGING her. And more whiney Pest and eFail letters.

Of course, he could be getting some "private funds" from Jerome Corsi or World Nut Daily or his best friend Skippy the Wonder Koala.

"I just attended a 6th birthday party for my beautiful little grand-daughter."

"Yes dear, we have to invite crazy grampa again......"