Foggy wrote:
Thank you for that, Mr. Johnson.
He's really pissed about the Bomford. I love that part.

Jeez, if he's gonna report you to the White House when he finds out who you are, why hasn't he already reported me?
Edit: I didn't hear a cat.

Oh, the Bomford. I loved the Bomford.
Jerry, I was slightly involved in that little hoax. I wish I could claim credit for it. I really do. It is a masterpiece. A freaking masterpiece. I am proud to have been privileged enough to give feedback as that little hoax was created and then released upon the birfers. Thankfully, you, Mr. Porn Mustache and Dr. Hotter, Wetter and Tighter, Esq took the bait. We never expected y'all to bite as hard as you did. We overestimated your intelligence. It is unfortunate for you that you were stupid enough to claim that the Bomford was real. There isn't an obot around that ever claimed that was real. In fact, as we laughed our asses off,
we debunked the entire thing for you. Which made you want to believe it was true even more.
Jerry, you and other birfers complained that Obama's short-form and long-form couldn't be analyzed as online images, but they you accepted a freaking photo of a photo of a piece of paper as truth. As gospel. Jerry, honey, one would assume that you would have smarted up by now.
Now you have stepped into another little game that Foggy created. I wish I had owned your ass like Foggy did the other day. Another masterpiece.
The icing on the cake was the release of the LFBC just before your book was released. I loved that. Thankfully, the timing worked out brilliantly. We at HQ were worried that we wouldn't be able to get the LFBC to the media in time to punk your book. After the release of the LFBC, I thoroughly enjoyed rubbing in the PAWN over at Amazon.
Jerry, perhaps, rather than moaning about the past and whining about usernames, you should ask yourself ....
"What's next?"
