21 May??? Going to the Oregon Army National Guard Open House...

CAMP WITHYCOMBE
10101 SE Clackamas Rd
Clackamas, Or 97015-9150

503-557-5369

I wonder if they will hold up the end until the show with the re-enactors and the tankers are finished. Too much into town for shooting cannons and the kewl big stuff.

Damn. I will be in NM. Maybe I should bring the kittehs this time. I wouldn't want the world to end without my pets.

Just in case, I will be keeping the kitteh and the spouse close that day..

I keep telling you guys it's THE RAPTURE that is supposed to occur on May 21!!! I doubt many of you will be involved. The end of the world isn't until October 21. Plan accordingly.

Then can I have your Shit?

I am certainly not a candidate for the Rapture either. `You'll have to do without.

I will be in the choir singing Gustav Mahler's Symphony No. 2 ("Resurrection") with the Redlands Symphony.

On the 22nd, we take the show on the road to Fallbrook. Unless the world is over by then.

Awesome. I miss chorus.

Given that the 21st is a Saturday, I think I'll be doing the same thing I would be doing if I believed in the prophecy: mixing Fogbows and testing them.

For us totally clueless, what is the Rapture and what am I supposed to do on that day? And more importantly, do I nedd to bring the kittehs? For them rapture involves Fancy Feast and organic nip.

Any bets on which instrumentalists and choristers will be Raptured away during the performance of Mahler's No. 2? And will anybody in the audience miss them? My bet is that harpists will be Left Behind, as will players of the viola. (Lots of jokes there.) In the chorus, maybe the mezzo-sopranos?

You can't blame me for trying. Texas women have such interesting stuff. My spouse was born/raised in San Antonio...Had to get me a Texan just cause they are soooo BadAss...(possibly present company accepted but I know better... )

I certainly don't claim to be an expert, but I think it's when all the good and righteous Xtian's will ascend into heaven, and the rest of us heathens will be "left behind". As I said, there's a dude who made a fortune from writing a series of books about this. His name is Tim LaHaye. Apparently he had a writing partner, but LaHaye is the one who got the notoriety out of it. The books were very popular with the RWCNJ teen set a few years back :http://www.leftbehind.com/

I'm going to a Dbacks-Twins baseball game! I think it's All-Star Garden Gnome night.

I'll be getting religion. Just in case, you know.

Is that what the kids call it these days??

Number 17?

Oh God...

I like all the rest of the filthy heathens around here will be driving around looking for abandoned cars and houses and "recycling" the RWNJ's stuff.

I'll be in a lawn chair on my roof with a few joints and a pitcher of margaritas.

No sunscreen.

I'll be hoping I don't see any RWNJs nakedly ascending into the clouds.

Collecting all the abandoned property. (Those that haven't crashed, anyway).

I'll be trying to figure out who can beat Animal Kingdom in the Preakness.

I'll be in Romania, using the unfolding chaos to swing into power. Once President of Romania, I will use the position to call for world peace, which will get me elected Secretary-General of the UN. Once that happens, I will sign a peace treaty with Israel, disband all nations, form a one world government, a one world currency, and a one world religion. During all that, I will of course invite two reborn Christians into my inner circle to be my personal propagandist and pilot (I'll get the President/Usurper to give me Air Force One for no real apparent reason).

Hey if the Rapture happens, I figure someone has to do it.

Did someone say "margaritas"?

I don’t know about ya’ll, but I’m getting a big bowl of popcorn and a lawn chair and set up across the street from the Baptist Church. They really believe that Jeebus is going to float down from heaven and rapture them, but when they see it actually happen and hear him say, “WTF is wrong with you people!” they’re all going to shit all over themselves and I wanna watch. The skies will all be turned into one giant holodeck. Hay, it worked on the terror suspects in GITMO!




Other than that, we’re having the first pool party of the season!