In today's dispatches, the birtherstani play "monkey see, monkey do". Pat Boone plays to the birtherstani. Walter Fitzpatrick seems to have problems with dusky authority figures.Miki Booth and Dean Haskins can't get their stories straight. Joe Arpaio continues to be the birthers Great White Hope, even when his office is giving mixed signals. John Woodman challenges Paul Irey. Dr. Orly smoozes with Pat Boone, and spins her Hawaiian cases. Dr. Kate publically and openly calls for an unconstitutional military coup. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" does an amazing degree of paranoia."Raised on Hoecakes" has a message for birthers "stop it, you're giving conservatives a bad name". Joseph Farah and his porn star mustache call upon the Blessed St. Sarah Moosekiller to save us. Rick Santorum manages to seem like the sane and moderate one compared to birtherstani. Andrew Breitbart wants a shooting war. And Corsi has a message for Dr. Orly about Joe Arpaio - which really seems to be "I'll scratch your eyes out if you come near my man, you peroxided bimbo!"
I didn't get the reference at first, but I believe that he took the name from an antiJefferson tirade as explained here:[/break1]monticello.org/site/son-half-breed-indian-squaw-quotation]http://www.monticello.org/site/son-half ... -quotationElections have always had smear campaigns of the kind being waged against Obama. Saying that Jefferson was the son of a half-breed Indian squaw and sired by a Virginia mulatto must have been even worse sounding in 1800 than it is now. Someone of that parentage was also probably raised on hoecakes as an great many early Americans were.Anyone else just read this name, think mmmm, hoecakes, and stop reading? After all, it's not like it's going to get better. Tho we call them jonnycakes around these parts.
"Raised on Hoecakes"
In today's dispatches, more about Joe Arpaio - and the fact that his "posse" might not exactly have the same sense of urgency the birthers do.Daryn Moran seems to be settling into his post-military career of "village loon". Ron Polland / Polarik continues to add to his cute little conspiracy. JB Williams is looking for One Insane Kook to lead this country, while "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" will settle for One Insane Paranoid Racist Kook.Jerome Corsi claims the "vault copy" of the long form is a - wait for it - forgery. This is based on a story from the wearer of the uber-patriotic speedo of doom, and confirmed by Corsi's bowl of Alpha-Bits. Lawrence Sellin seems to have a concern about the GOP nominating some one of a dusky hue. And finally Zampolit Dean Haskins reports on his Hawaiian vacation, in a tale full of personal attacks and projection, and remarkably thin on anything like "facts" or "reality".
No dispatches last friday, had family matters to attend to. Which, of course, means a busy few days in birtherstan.Can Google come up with a "Lame Cherry to English" translator?? Dr. Kate still wants a military coup. Walter Fitzpatrick goes to court and manages to screw up big time. The civil war between normal birthers and the de Vattelists is getting noticed.Tea Party groups in Florida and New Jersey plan to harass their sheriffs as well. The racist artist "Nobarack08" loves him some Dred Scott decision. Dean Haskins and Charles Kerchner plan to attend the Value Voters summit in hopes of pimping birtherpoolza. Lawrence Sellin doesn't seem to like any elected officials anymore, and wants one-party teahaddist rule. Dr. Orly is upset that the SSA dared to object to her motion to reconsider, while there seems to be some difference between her version of her trip to Washington DC and reality. Linda Jordan goes "look at me, I broke the law, wheeee!!" Neal Turner is upset that more teahaddists aren't in birtherstan. And tomorrow is the big day for the Supreme Court to tell Gary Kreep "no".And last but not least not only is Daryn Moran is whining that the ebil gheys and moooslims are to blame for his current state of unemployment, but he's doing videos that law enforcement should hopefully find rather fascinating…..
In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily reports on what the aptly-named Gary Kreep wants from the Supreme Court - namely for them to consider the appeal of Keyes v Bowen. And a pony. Squeeky Fromm shows us that while she's crazy, she's not crazy enough to be a de Vattelist.Dr. Orly tries to cheerlead Daryn Moran's "arrest" plans. The Pest and eFail does some changes, Dr. Orly calls on Ed Koch to help her, Ed Koch replies by endorsing Obama. Dr. Orly is also trying to get her "Look at MEEEE!!!!" act in front of ANYONE in Congress. Loudon and Monroe Counties play prisoner ping-pong. We have some projection from OPOVV. Unlicensed "pastoral therapist" Sammie Sewell gets a "bug off" email from law enforcement. Gary Kreep finds out Keyes v Bowen is dead and no, he can't has pony, not his. Finally, Daryn Moran seems to have gotten an early morning visit from a sheriff and two humourless Secret Service agents, who proceed to tell him just how the cow ate the cabbage........
In today's dispatches, we have Paul Irey doing a wonderful imitation of Gallus gallus domesticus. Ulsterman and Lame Cherry both come out with new nuggets of fecal fiction, which Dr. Kate then lovingly laps up.
Daryn Moran's video may be officially removed, but copies still float around. Including copies with defense from Moran . We have the return of the Pest and eFail's (heavily censored, party-line) comments, along with their usual whiney letters. Dr. Orly courts the wrath of Jerome Corsi, while Neal Turner has an interesting definition of "honor".
The courts tell Pupura "no, you can't have appeal, not yours." Erik Rush comes up with a conspiracy that's so wackadoodle that Polarik must be screaming that they're stealing his act. Lawrence Sellin appears at the Pest and eFail to trash-talk the GOP. And Dean Haskins, realizing that the paypal might dry up after Birtherpoolza, comes up with a "non-profit" with a name that sounds less political and more like an embarrassing fungal infection.
In today's dispatches. Dr. Orly's latest court filing may just rank up there with some of her past classics for sheer arrogance and idiocy. Daryn Moran claims to be in Washington DC, where his reports seem to be less "I'm arresting Obama" and more "Whine, I'm broke and can't figure out my smartphone".Walter Fitzpatrick is in solitary. Charles Kerchner is upset that the Secret Service is keeping an eye on Moran rather than, you know, ignoring the Constitution and illegally arresting that uppity black guy. Someone needs to point out to JB Williams that when you cite a source to back you up, make sure it actually backs you up.And Keyes v Bowen officially assumes room temperature.
The last few days have been rather stressful and real life had to take priority over what the idiots were up to today. My apologizes for the delay.Anyway, today's dispatches has the SPLC showing how World Nut Daily primes the pump of birther stupidity. JB Williams has an interesting poll on his website - and joins together with Tim Harrington and "Mind War" co-author Paul Vallely in a call for veterans to gang together and overthrow the government, which gets airtime at World Nut Daily, Birther Report, and maybe a few Klan rallies as well.Linda Jordan asks the press why they're not breaking the law too. World Nut Daily tries to explain away the Supreme Court rejecting Keyes v Bowen, which is now officially dead. Daryn Moran wants to meet with Obama. And wants a pony too.Neal Turner is upset a right-wing group didn't want to waste their money on birtherism. Jerome Corsi seems to be wetting his panties with the idea of a civil war in the US. Mark Levin seems to be the latest right-wing target of the birtherstani.Lawrence Selln seems to have a new home at the Pest and eFail. And Holy Cao seems to be hanging around with the birtherpoolza crowd.
Very nice. Well stated.
New post up on my blog:[link]Jerome Corsi, Paul Irey, and Lucas Smith team up to shoot themselves in the foot,http://rcradioshow.blogspot.com/2011/10/jerome-corsi-paul-irey-and-lucas-smith.html[/link]As always, comments and corrections are welcomed.
In today's dispatches, we have reports of dubious accuracy from the Birtherpoolza gang at the Value Voters Summit. Plus pictures detailing Holy Cao's interesting fashion sense.Lucas Smith does another "Dear Penthouse Letters..." post, this time detailing the Dr. Orly / Charles E. Lincoln III tryst. Lil' Bunny Foo-Foo is now projectile trowing up. "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet announces he's running for President - and outs himself in the process.Dr. Kate seems to be losing hope along with her marbles. Canada Free Press provides us with an anti-Obama rant full of racist goodies. Lame Cherry sees conspiracy in her future.The Terry Lakin Action Fund seems to be upset that their favourite blue falcon wasn't feted at the Value Voters Summit. Daryn Moran has a new video out and it looks like his supposed trip to Washington DC was a disappointment. And someone seems to like me....
In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily shows that while it's humour-challenged, many of its readers aren't hate-challenged. Tracy Dorsey comes out with a love video to Walter Fitzpatrick. Erik Rush and Martha Trowbridge continue their trip to conspiracyworld with their latest "proof" that Malcolm X was Stanley Ann Dunham's baby daddy.Dean Haskins reports on their handing out flyers and having people avoid or shun the crazy birthers at the Value Voters Summit. The State of Hawaii asks the judge in Taitz v Fuddy for dismissal, the judge goes "Okay, sounds good to me." Walter Fitzpatrick gets a field trip to see personal pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff.We have a trio of videos, an arrogant Haskin, a befuddled Kerchner, and a batguano crazy Cao. Lawrence Sellin seems to have set up shop at the Pest and eFail, and is upset that the GOP might nominate a *gasp* Mormon rather than a crazy birther. And more whiney Pest and eFail letters.
In today's dispatches, video of Dr. Orly's latest failure. Dr. Kate thinks that the GOP is either in on the conspiracy, or is being threatened. Eric Rush poo-poos the notion of a "race war" his friends on the right keep bringing up.The Williams/Harrington/Vallely rally that is piggybacking on the normal Washington DC Veterans Day commemoration is expecting 3 million vets to come to Washington and demand the ouster of Obama and Biden. Based on past birther rallies and events, the numbers may be off by 2,999,900 or so.Ann Barnhardt finds a birther that's too crazy for her - and if she's actually speaking the truth for a change, it's damn scary news. Linda Starr wants all those damn hippies off her Wall Street. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" wonders why the "obots" are so concerned with birther lies. And Darren Huff's case moves to trial - and he doesn't want some things mentioned. (No, not the BOB, something worse.....)
In today's dispatches, the press takes note of Dr. Orly's Hawaiian failure. The Pest and eFail, (or should that be eFail:Pest), goes sovereign citizen. Dean Haskins shows his ability at humour is just has effective as his debate skills, (next time he should try to make a 'Benny Hill' parody.) Still, it's interesting to have proof that Miki Booth lies.Dr. Kate seems to have problems with the "Occupy Wall Street" movement, maybe because they're not as racist as the groups she likes. Meanwhile Dr. Orly threatens to sue Hillary Clinton, and Thomas MacLearan aka "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" seems to think coups and insurrection is just a peachy keen idea.Dr. Orly whines that it's been three years since she was Chief Justice Robert's creepy stalker girl, and then gets all screechy when she's handed a triple-whammy.
In today's dispatches, Thomas MacLearan has a damp daydream about his presidency, which seems to involve as step one "using the Constitution for toilet paper". Lawrence Sellin's new home away from Helsinki home seems to be the Pest and eFail, and he's rather upset at the GOP. The de Vattelist wing of birtherstani makes their stink known in Sen. Marco Rubio's life. Dean Haskins seems to not only want to be the birtherstani political officer, but it's chief mullah as well.Darren Huff seems to be doing his best to screw up his defense, and Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be turning into a mobile hazmat zone. And Dr. Orly seems to think that birther bill 2.0 next year will do the trick.
In today's dispatches, Leo Donofrio takes a break from poker playing and black helicopter ranting to discuss the newest conspiracy in his addled brain. The GOP is trying to keep birthers at bay. though Rick Perry seems to be happy to play flirty games with him.JB Williams notices the low turnout on Facebook for his march on DC, but thinks he'll add another 999,300 or more between now and 11 November. Lawrence Sellin continues his mad at the GOP. Dr. Orly reposts a letter from a follower that turns out to be the spouse of another birther nutcase. Meanwhile, said spouse spews sedition and stuff at the Pest and eFail.
Apologizes for no updates on Wednesday, but I had the chance to spend some family time.Anyway, in today's dispatches, Charles Dyer seems to be having some attorney problems, and hasn't figured out his fellow "oathkeepers" don't want anything to do with him. Speaking of oafkeepers, pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff toodles his ugly truck to the courthouse to find out the verdict of his case. Hope he had someone to drive it home. Dr. Orly goes "screw Jerome Corsi, I'm gonna grab me some hot sheriff Joe action!", much to Corsi's dismay. Meanwhile she asks an appeal to her appeal in Washington DC, and lets hope her Hawaii tickets for the 21 of November were non-refundable. "Martha Trowbridge" builds a conspiracy about Malcolm X's specs. John Dummett becomes the birtherstani's latest great white hope, with not one but two lawsuits. Curiously enough, neither are in his home state of California, with a federal one in Arizona and a state one in Tennessee. However, the lawsuits are such that there's not enough nitrous for Dr. Orly to touch them. Rick Perry plays birther flirty games, which causes some in the GOP to say "knock it off, you're making us look stupid." Joseph Farah is also upset at Rowe and willing to throw GW Bush to the lions in the process. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump remains in birtherstan. Lawrence Sellin is upset that Karl Rowe is actually speaking the truth about the birthers. Dr. Orly plans to lose to Sen. Diane Feinstein in 2012. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau is trying to say "see, Lucas Smith's Kenyan birth certificate is real, honest, no, really!" And Thomas MacLeran continues to daydream about winning the presidency.
Name spelled wrong AGAIN!
[link]Dispatches from Birtherstan - 18-21 October 2011,http://badfiction.typepad.com/badfiction/2011/10/dispatches-from-birtherstan-18-21-october-2011.html[/link]
In today's dispatches, Thomas [highlight=#ff40ff]MacLearan[/highlight] has a damp daydream about his presidency, which seems to involve as step one "using the Constitution for toilet paper". Lawrence Sellin's new home away from Helsinki home seems to be the Pest and eFail, and he's rather upset at the GOP. The de Vattelist wing of birtherstani makes their stink known in Sen. Marco Rubio's life. Dean Haskins seems to not only want to be the birtherstani political officer, but it's chief mullah as well.Darren Huff seems to be doing his best to screw up his defense, and Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be turning into a mobile hazmat zone. And Dr. Orly seems to think that birther bill 2.0 next year will do the trick.
remainder:[/break1]blogspot.com/2011/10/taking-down-minor-v-happersett.html]http://naturalborncitizenshipresearch.b ... rsett.htmlMight wanna post it on the front page? or somewhere.
Saturday, October 29, 2011Taking Down the Minor v. Happersett SillinessOne sees on every birther blog people claiming that Minor v. Happersett is binding precedent for the definition of "natural born citizen." I thought I would point out in detail why this is a meritless claim that no competent lawyer would make.
In today's dispatches, we have a racist who writes for the Pest and eFail AND is a big fan of Lawrence Sellin and Thomas MacLeran. I know, shock and amazement. We also have a music video of Tom's wife Fran, sans confederate flag hat. World Nut Daily gets all hot and bothered over swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's latest spew.Dinnertime at the MacLeran house. Dr. Orly appeals two her latest fails. Gary Kreep tries to hitch the birther star to another case. We have a new birther book by one "Mondo Frazier", who seems to be a legend in his own mind. The Williams/Harrington/Vallely march doesn't seem to be picking up steam.Sedition at the Pest and eFail. Polland/Polarik seems to trying to convince the birthers he's still valid. The floaters at Dr. Kate's cesspool are still their usual family-loving selves. And Martha Trowbridge seems to be smoking something, or using her Alpha-bits as a ouija board.
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