He, Lucas Daniel Smith, paints a nekid pic of Orly

Butterfly Bilderberg · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:02 am

He, Lucas Daniel Smith, is an artist. A con artist, sure. But he (or someone he is impersonating) is quite handy with a brush and acrylics on canvas. Lucas has unveiled his magnum opus, Orly Taitz and her Exhibits, complete with a certificate of authenticity. It is a wonder to behold.

The artist explains,

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I painted this work of art in an exalting fashion and in a conservative manner. Please note that although Orly Taitz is nude and bare-skinned (or at least what we can see from her mid torso up) that her breasts are triple shielded, i.e., one arm is first crossed over her supple breasts and then her other arm is also crossed over her limber breasts. Finally the bottom, or ending, of the canvas acts and serves as a barrier, or covering, in lieu of a brassiere or an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

The significance of the 33 flowers (yellows and reds combined) that I painted as a boarder around the painting is that 33, according to the Newton scale, is the temperature at which water boils. Orly Taitz is one hot mama and I figured that it was only fitting to weave in some sort of symbolic reference to her hotness.

Coming soon to a fine gallery near you ...

TexasFilly · **Joined:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:52 pm **Posts:** 10643

Yet another desperate bid for attention by he, Lucas Smith. And it ain't even an original thought; the Orly painting has already been done (or Dunn). :yawn:

Maru · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:11 am

Limber breasts? Limber? Do they do yoga perhaps? And the 33 "boarders". Hehe. He spells here just as well as he spells Heltan.

Butterfly Bilderberg · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:16 am

Not even a uniboob. The girls are too far apart.

Lucas is an "areola man" yes/no? He likes 'em large and dark. Probably bottlefed as a baby.

verbalobe · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:17 am

I especially like the fact that the "Affidavit" is printed over a legible copy of an "F" report card he, Lucas Smith, received in High School.

Edit: ETA: I now know I somehow slipstreamed into a Vonnegut novel, and am now in a fictional world. #-o

Butterfly Bilderberg · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:19 am

verbalobe wrote:

I especially like the fact that the "Affidavit" is printed over a legible copy of an "F" report card he, Lucas Smith, received in High School.

I wonder what he's doing in Tucson ...

ZekeB · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:34 am

Butterfly Bilderberg wrote:

Lucas is an "areola man" yes/no? He likes 'em large and dark. Probably bottlefed as a baby.

Hey I was bottlefed as a baby but I like them.... ummm... oh, nevermind.

kimba · **Joined:** Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:24 pm **Posts:** 6626

Ick. Does he talk about having sex with a 14 year old again?

kimba · **Joined:** Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:24 pm **Posts:** 6626

Butterfly Bilderberg wrote:

I wonder what he's doing in Tucson ...

The froots and nuts don't seem to roll all the way to California these days. :lol:

twinx · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:49 am

kimba wrote:

Ick. Does he talk about having sex with a 14 year old again?

No, but expresses disgust that some guy (from Colorado) who wrote book called 'A Peodophiles Guide to Love & Pleasure: a Child Lovers Code of Conduct' was arrested after posting the book to a cop

Lucas says the guy wasn't arrested for child molestation (just for telling people how to molest children without getting nabbed for it). :evil:

Mr. Gneiss · **Joined:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:37 am **Posts:** 565

Lordy, lordy, I obviously need to reacquaint myself with Webster's definitions of supple and limber. :shock:

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:07 pm

He, Lucas Smith, is probably selling this as a unique painting. So he probably had 10 of them "created."

mimi · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:28 pm

Butterfly Bilderberg wrote:

verbalobe wrote:

I especially like the fact that the "Affidavit" is printed over a legible copy of an "F" report card he, Lucas Smith, received in High School.

I wonder what he's doing in Tucson ...

Bunking with kHate?

Funny how he was a very active ebay seller, yet never sold one of his painting before? Then he arrives in Tucson, and somehow gathers all the materials and paints. Funny that. I suppose being in an area with so many folk artists must have inspired him. Perhaps he'll be staying in Tucson.

Wonder what's up with his story about having one kidney. A new yarn he's spinning? He likes to say his scamming that man who was in need of a kidney was all for publicity purposes. It doesn't fly.

Sequoia32 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:37 pm

mimi wrote:

Butterfly Bilderberg wrote:

I wonder what he's doing in Tucson ...

Bunking with kHate?

Funny how he was a very active ebay seller, yet never sold one of his painting before? Then he arrives in Tucson, and somehow gathers all the materials and paints. Funny that. I suppose being in an area with so many folk artists must have inspired him. Perhaps he'll be staying in Tucson.

He was in LA when he painted it.

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In Los Angeles, California on or about the night of the 27th of March 2011, I, Lucas Daniel Smith, began to paint a 21 5/8” x 29” canvas with acrylic paint that I would, the very next day, go on to name Orly Taitz and her Exhibits.

Doesn't he have a speaking engagement in AZ? When is that?

Edit: Found it: April 12th.

viewtopic.php?p=223192#p223192

BFB · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:42 pm

Sequoia32 wrote:

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In Los Angeles, California on or about the night of the 27th of March 2011, I, Lucas Daniel Smith, began to paint a 21 5/8” x 29” canvas with acrylic paint that I would, the very next day, go on to name Orly Taitz and her supple and limber Exhibits.

FIFH.

twinx · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:08 pm

mimi wrote:

Wonder what's up with his story about having one kidney. A new yarn he's spinning? He likes to say his scamming that man who was in need of a kidney was all for publicity purposes. It doesn't fly.

He claims that he sold one of his kidney's for $20,000.

Not to the guy you're referring to, but some other person in need of a kidney.

chinacreekpj · **Joined:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:09 pm **Posts:** 1334

Looks like a child's painting.

lyssandri · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:32 pm

Man, talk about taking yourself WAY too seriously!

And just how many breasts does Orly have, anyway, if she needs to cover both the supple ones AND the limber ones?

Nevermind. I don't want to know that last part.

GreatGrey · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:45 pm

thorswitch wrote:

Man, talk about taking yourself WAY too seriously!

And just how many breasts does Orly have, anyway, if she needs to cover both the supple ones AND the limber ones?

Nevermind. I don't want to know that last part.

Funny, I immediately thought of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

Maru · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:07 pm

chinacreekpj wrote:

Looks like a child's painting.

Oh, those are nipples. I thought they were her knees. I guess Lucas is of the "primitive school".

Anyone else think Stern needs to buy this and place over his fireplace as a focal point?

Whatever4 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:10 pm

Mmm wrote:

chinacreekpj wrote:

Looks like a child's painting.

Oh, those are nipples. I thought they were her knees. I guess Lucas is of the "primitive school".

Anyone else think Stern needs to buy this and place over his fireplace as a focal point?

His birthday is coming up...

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:12 pm

Whatever4 wrote:

Mmm wrote:

chinacreekpj wrote:

Looks like a child's painting.

Oh, those are nipples. I thought they were her knees. I guess Lucas is of the "primitive school".

Anyone else think Stern needs to buy this and place over his fireplace as a focal point?

His birthday is coming up...

In the fireplace would be best.

Plutodog · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:13 pm

Mmm wrote:

chinacreekpj wrote:

Looks like a child's painting.

Oh, those are nipples. I thought they were her knees. I guess Lucas is of the "primitive school".

Anyone else think Stern needs to buy this and place over his fireplace as a focal point?

Really? I thought they was just partial areola's. :shock:

Guess it's back to sex ed for me. :oops: