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 Post subject: No Catz Allowed
PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:17 pm 
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Foggy wrote:

I have a cat today, who will be 14 in October. She's still alive, healthy and happy, even after chewing through my CAT-5 network cables twice and cutting my home network off from the Innertubes. Her booking photo remains on file:





The caption in the booking photo is wrong. It should say "Feliney Malicious Damage". :lol:

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Dang, W4, ellie should be the SPCA's poster child. That picture of her behind the fence is simply irresistible.
:xo


We call that the "Ellie in Jail" picture. We try to spoil her because she has such an awful life. She was a stray for more than a year in rural PA and had puppies in the wild, was severely underweight and covered in ticks and fleas when they captured her, had multiple kinds of worms that took 18 months to get rid of, had lost 2 teeth and had to have 2 more removed. Several farmers had tried shooting at her but never hit her. Awful shape physically and emotionally. We estimate she's somewhere between 5 and 7. Now she's fat, happy, and a hermit like her mommy. She's fambly. \:D/

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one of the interesting things about the Home Page Project is that there's an "About" page with a form you can fill out and submit. It sends an email

From: me
To: me

... with no IP address or member name or any other information, unless you choose to identify yourself. It's 100% anonymous, unless you add your name. Even the email headers show that I sent an email to myself, and nothing more.


Oh, you should not have told me about that. :twisted:

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I got several last night that were waiting for me this morning when I woke up.
One of them just said "What should I wear tomorrow?" :lol:

Some of the anonymous messages from the "About" page, however, contain a good deal more information, even if they are anonymous ... some of them are a real education, in point of fact. :-


Sartorial advice from a rooster? From OUR rooster? =))

Totally anonymous rabble rousing is just poor form and smacks of bad intentions. Just a bit advice for anyone tempted by that anonymous button. [-X

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I've been a "dog person" since I left home 30+ years ago, but I grew up with both cats & dogs & will probably welcome a new cat into my home one day when I retire. I had sad news today, that my Mom's orange tabby cat of 17 years !! Died today after surgery for a mass in his abdomen.

May he RIP. His whole family really loved him....even the dogs.


Hi No Pilikia,

I am just catching up. I am so sorry!!! Losing a kitteh is so tough. Luvs to you and your family, humans and furry ones!! :-* [-o<

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for once, let's give the dog people their share too:

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Damage Control:
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Sometimes even a good kitteh haz a mad...

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Mmm wrote:
Sometimes even a good kitteh haz a mad...

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Al's submission for centerfold in this month's Kitteh Plumpers magazine... fetching isn't she?

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Is that lipstick? :shock:

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Foggy wrote:
Is that lipstick? :shock:


Your cat doesn't wear lipstick? How odd. Next you'll be telling me kitteh doesn't paint her claws pink and pretty!

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Sounds like a good book for cat people: Allan Goldstein's The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie.
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Doo Doo’s 6,000 mile odyssey across America—by jet, bus, big rig, ferry, Caddy, Cessna and paw—takes a full year. The lost cat attracts lost souls. He helps a homeless drunk find a home, a minor league pitcher find his fastball, a small town newscaster find the big time, a goth girl find her peace, and a widowed Air Force pilot find the last runway.


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How pitifuk is this...

I had to take my cat to the hospital last night (long story, involving a case of the vapours because the cat sitter tried to pet her - which is evidently terrifying) and this is what the discharge paperwork says...

"Al is a very large, very timid cat". bwahaha! I think they could say that about her person!

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I just have no words for this.... :-k :-k :D :D

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SuEdB wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4enwctMKlbU

I just have no words for this.... :-k :-k :D :D

... and note the special clean corners you get with the patented Cat Tail (rm) device :mrgreen:


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While other cats aren't so good with mechanical devices...



Poor kitteh's name should really be Twitchy, though. :lol:

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But baby would have loved this one:


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But baby would have loved this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwGuc1YMy0


What a pretty Turkish Van...It is interesting how they catpaddle.

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Knut has died

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2 ... icial.html

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SuEdB wrote:
RTH10260 wrote:
But baby would have loved this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwGuc1YMy0


What a pretty Turkish Van...It is interesting how they catpaddle.

Thanks for pointing me to its origin, I wasn't aware of them:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Van


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Foggy wrote:
I have a cat today, who will be 14 in October. She's still alive, healthy and happy, even after chewing through my CAT-5 network cables twice and cutting my home network off from the Innertubes. Her booking photo remains on file:






Can you see the criminal glint in her eyebones?

She told me, "What part of CAT-5 don't you understand?" :roll: ?( ;;)


Hey, wait. Isn't that Obama's SSN on the booking picture?


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GreatGrey wrote:

Knut was rejected by his mother and thus had to be hand-raised by human keepers. The necroscopy should show whether there was some congenital condition that she detected but that we missed. Mothers do not often reject their cubs.

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