I just stumbled on this delightful blog post on LB654 which the blogger has christened "Ridiculous Nonsense":
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Here’s the part where Ridiculous Nonsense becomes ridiculous and nonsensical. It also says that in order to be on the ballot in the State of Nebraska, you have to prove that not only are YOU a citizen, but that both of your parents were American citizens when you were born. This is the part that means there will never be a President Rachael Osborn, which is a shame because I already printed the bumper stickers. The problem is this lady:
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That’s my mom, who hails from the oppressive terrorist nation of Wales. As you can see, she’s an obvious threat to our national security. See, my parents met when my dad was in the Air Force and stationed in the UK. They met, fell in love, got married and were transferred to Holloman Air Force Base in Alamogordo, New Mexico. My mom got bored of being the only woman living in Base housing without a kid, so in May of 1982, I was born. The next week, they got their orders to move back to the UK for a while and my mom, not being an American yet, decided she’d better get her citizenship so the whole thing would be less of a hassle. In June of 1982, my mom sat in a room in El Paso with a French woman and 30 Mexicans and swore allegiance to the United States of America. (Her citizenship test, by the way, consisted of one question: “How many stripes are there on the American flag?” The interviewer had a flag on his desk, so she just counted them. Welcome to the United States.)
So, because my mother waited a couple weeks after I was born to count a bunch of stripes in Texas, Senator Christensen doesn’t think I can be President. I’ve been here since I was four! I willingly gave up the delightful English accent with which I learned to speak so that I could sit in Papillion and dream of being elected President one day. My hopes and dreams are dashed, and moreover, I think he’s a little bit racist.
http://www.rachaelosborn.com/2011/02/mark-christensen-nebraska-legislature/We Welsh get everywhere!
