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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:14 pm 
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I think he should officially change his name to "I, Lucas Smith."

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I think he should officially change his name to "I, Lucas Smith."


We've done it for him. Just another friendly service we offer here at The Fogbow. :-bd

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I think he should officially change his name to "I, Lucas Smith."


We've done it for him. Just another friendly service we offer here at The Fogbow. :-bd


LOLOL =))

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After an underwhelming response to his story so far, Lucas returns to 'fill out' some of the gaps.

I hope the mawds will forgive the 4 paragraph rule being broken, as it's impossible to link to specific posts/pages on a YT channel.

I've put them in the right order.

He begins by setting the scene in the kind of bizarre way so typical of him:

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On the night of December 7th, 2010 I was at my home on 5th Avenue SE in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

On different occasions that night I heard light taps on my front door, soft knocking. I didn't think much of the knocks because over the summer and late fall of 2010 I'd experienced the same sort of soft knocks which turned out to be a young girl (about 21 years old) that liked me. I'd never seen the girl in the past but I could tell that she was one of the many Chicago people that have been pouring into Cedar Rapids since the mid 1990's. The girl would knock softly on my door at night and then she would scamper, or run nimbly, off. That might sound kind of weird but you'd have to know the area and the people and the state of affairs or 'politics' to understand


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On the night of December 7th, 2010, after hearing the soft rapts on the door for maybe the third time, I was in my kitchen facing the wall in front of my kitchen sink with my hands in the sink.

When I turned around I heard someone say, "I could have killed you".


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At the present moment, for legal reasons, I will not say exactly what happened inside of the house on the night of the 7th of December.

I did escape from that night from the house. I ran to 1st Avenue SE (which is not just 4 streets over; there are several named avenues along with the numbered avenues). After feeling somewhat confident that I was not insight of anyone following me I entered through the back door of and old tenement building that I once lived in as a teenager.


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The building once, long ago before I was born, had an inner area (sort of like a narrow square within the square shaped building) which allowed the inner ring of apartments to have windows so that sunlight could shine down from the opening of the inner square on the roof. This inner square (whatever its really termed as) in the roof which descends down to the basement was long ago covered and the inner rows of windows no longer opened and have been painted over and some lathed and plastered over. However, the inner square is still accessible by a door on the basement level.

On the night of the 7th of December 2010 I entered this area and hid there until, I believe, early Monday morning. I was very frightened. I have escaped from other situations in the past and I have waited for days on end without movement other than too urinate and defecate and drink water (or anything available).


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Sometime on, I believe, the 13th of December 2010 I returned to my house on 5th Avenue to gather clothing, important paperwork, some electronics devices and other items. I was only at the house briefly that day.

Sometime on, I believe, the 14th or 15th of December 2010 I again returned to my house on 5th Avenue to gather other items. I remember that I was in my house one moment and then the next moment I was waking up in what appeared to be a jail cell or prison cell. Some white men speaking American English kept coming into to see me in the cell. They told me that I was in Mexico and that I would never leave unless I told them everything about what happened at the hospital in Kenya and whether or not I was in working as a team with certain people in Kenya.


I know he, Lucas, fancies himself a writer, but this is really, really dull. Buck up, Lucas!

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They told me that I was in Mexico and that I would never leave unless I told them everything about what happened at the hospital in Kenya and whether or not I was in working as a team with certain people in Kenya.

But they did let him go, because he's free now.

Therefore, he must have spilled the whole story. :-k

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But they did let him go, because he's free now.

Therefore, he must have spilled the whole story. :-k


Maybe, OR he told the 'white men speaking American English' everything he's ever done in excruciating detail, ending up with the girl softly knock knocking, the named and numbered avenues he ran along, he inner square he hid in, and how much he urinated and defecated while he lay hidden.

Then his captors fell into a long, deep sleep, and Lucas made his escape.


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So the agents who kidnapped him, transported him across national borders, and interrogated him in secret for weeks...they knocked? They dropped by on several occasions to knock quietly at the door? Even though they could silently break in?

Also, I'm sure that rendition agents regularly sneak up behind people and talk in bad-movie dialogue before detaining their subject. Or rather, before their subject miraculously escapes their grasp, Jason Bourne-style.

Geez, this isn't even good as fiction.

The "for legal reasons" excuse is also tired, even moreso than "for safety reasons." Remember, this is the same excuse Lucas always gave for not publishing any evidence of his trip to Africa. Apparently talking at length about the trip was OK, attempting to be a judicial witness was OK, and trying to sell his one-of-a-kind document on eBay was OK, but simply posting a friggin' scan of a plane ticket or a visa stamp or a photo of Lucas outside the hospital was, "for legal reasons," impermissible.

Oh, and Lucas has said before that he only has ONE copy of that document. That he didn't get multiple copies from the hospital, just the one. So between the week when his home was unoccupied, and the time he was in Mexico, assuredly he's no longer in possession of the original. Because those would be some pretty stupid agents not to take the document from Lucas.

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So between the week when his home was unoccupied, and the time he was in Mexico, assuredly he's no longer in possession of the original. Because those would be some pretty stupid agents not to take the document from Lucas.


Smith was hinting back in October he'd handed the FKBC to a 'fellow patriot', Loren.

BSteadman then came up with this, late December:

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THE CPGH BC IS UNEQUIVOCALLY IN SAFE AND COMPETENT HANDS, although Lucas still has legal possession of the document


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Well, this certainly adds credibility to his story about how the 2nd FKBC came into his hands.

Because the English-speaking Mexican space alien movie gangstas wanted to know the same damn thing we'd all like to learn -- the details of his trip to "Kenya".

Jeez, and to think I was falling for those posts by GnatKim about how Maganga wasn't really administrator of CPGH back then. #-o

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I have escaped from other situations in the past and I have waited for days on end without movement other than too urinate and defecate and [highlight]drink water (or anything available)[/highlight].


He, Lucas Smith, must be drinking his own urine. That could explain a lot.

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On the night of December 7th, 2010, after hearing the soft rapts on the door for maybe the third time, I was in my kitchen facing the wall in front of my kitchen sink with my hands in the sink.

When I turned around I heard someone say, "I could have killed you".
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At the present moment, for legal reasons, I will not say exactly what happened inside of the house on the night of the 7th of December.


...except to say that it will live in infamy.

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On the night of December 7th, 2010, after hearing the soft rapts on the door for maybe the third time, I was in my kitchen facing the wall in front of my kitchen sink with my hands in the sink.

When I turned around I heard someone say, "I could have killed you".
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At the present moment, for legal reasons, I will not say exactly what happened inside of the house on the night of the 7th of December.


...except to say that it will live in infamy.

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On different occasions that night I heard light taps on my front door, soft knocking. I didn't think much of the knocks because over the summer and late fall of 2010 I'd experienced the same sort of soft knocks which turned out to be a young girl (about 21 years old) that liked me. I'd never seen the girl in the past but I could tell that she was one of the many Chicago people that have been pouring into Cedar Rapids since the mid 1990's. The girl would knock softly on my door at night and then she would scamper, or run nimbly, off. That might sound kind of weird but you'd have to know the area and the people and the state of affairs or 'politics' to understand



Wow, things must be rough in Chicago when 21 year old women decide to move to Iowa and find Lucas Smith irrestisible.

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On different occasions that night I heard light taps on my front door, soft knocking. I didn't think much of the knocks because over the summer and late fall of 2010 I'd experienced the same sort of soft knocks which turned out to be a young girl (about 21 years old) that liked me. I'd never seen the girl in the past but I could tell that she was one of the many Chicago people that have been pouring into Cedar Rapids since the mid 1990's. The girl would knock softly on my door at night and then she would scamper, or run nimbly, off. That might sound kind of weird but you'd have to know the area and the people and the state of affairs or 'politics' to understand



Wow, things must be rough in Chicago when 21 year old women decide to move to Iowa and find Lucas Smith irrestisible.


That's "I, Lucas Smith."

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On different occasions that night I heard light taps on my front door, soft knocking. I didn't think much of the knocks because over the summer and late fall of 2010 I'd experienced the same sort of soft knocks which turned out to be a young girl (about 21 years old) that liked me. I'd never seen the girl in the past but I could tell that she was one of the many Chicago people that have been pouring into Cedar Rapids since the mid 1990's. The girl would knock softly on my door at night and then she would scamper, or run nimbly, off. That might sound kind of weird but you'd have to know the area and the people and the state of affairs or 'politics' to understand



Wow, things must be rough in Chicago when 21 year old women decide to move to Iowa and find Lucas Smith irrestisible.


That's "I, Lucas Smith."


Of course. Mea culpa. I imagine that way of introducing himself likely makes the young ladies all hot and bothered.

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On different occasions that night I heard light taps on my front door, soft knocking. I didn't think much of the knocks because over the summer and late fall of 2010 I'd experienced the same sort of soft knocks which turned out to be a young girl (about 21 years old) that liked me. I'd never seen the girl in the past but I could tell that she was one of the many Chicago people that have been pouring into Cedar Rapids since the mid 1990's. The girl would knock softly on my door at night and then she would scamper, or run nimbly, off. That might sound kind of weird but you'd have to know the area and the people and the state of affairs or 'politics' to understand



Wow, things must be rough in Chicago when 21 year old women decide to move to Iowa and find Lucas Smith irrestisible.


That's "I, Lucas Smith."


Of course. Mea culpa. I imagine that way of introducing himself likely makes the young ladies all hot and bothered.


Or something.

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Of course. Mea culpa. I imagine that way of introducing himself likely makes the young ladies all hot and bothered.


I, realist.

Anything?

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Of course. Mea culpa. I imagine that way of introducing himself likely makes the young ladies all hot and bothered.


I, realist.

Anything?


I think it works mainly on YOUNG ladies. Most of us here are old and world-weary... Oh wait, swoon.... I guess it just takes us old ladies a bit longer.

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Mmm wrote:
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Of course. Mea culpa. I imagine that way of introducing himself likely makes the young ladies all hot and bothered.


I, realist.

Anything?


I think it works mainly on YOUNG ladies. Most of us here are old and world-weary... Oh wait, swoon.... I guess it just takes us old ladies a bit longer.


I, realist, still haz it. \:D/

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I, Examiner. Makes me sound like I'm an opthamologist.

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I, Examiner. Makes me sound like I'm an opthamologist.


My first thought when I read it was proctologist, but that's just me. :-

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I, Examiner. Makes me sound like I'm an opthamologist.


My first thought when I read it was proctologist, but that's just me. :-


That would be Brown, I, Examiner ....

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