I've thought about starting this thread for some time. Last night in the chat during RC's excellent radio show, someone asked what "brunt toast" was. Because there are new folks joining, or some others who do not visit that often, I thought a birther dictionary might be helpful (and fun!).

I am not sure how much information needs to be included, whether to format it like a real dictionary entry, etc. This needs to be a community effort, I'm just starting the thread.

Brunt Toast: a favorite expression of Big Foot Hunter Ed Hale. Thought to mean "burnt toast", describing someone who is about to be in a great deal of trouble or totally discredited.

Baned: Misspelled version of "banned". Term coined and frequently used by Big Foot Hunter Ed Hale.

Certaki: referring to a Petition for Writ of Certiorari. A malapropism of Birther Queen Orly Taitz.

Ok, more entries, please!

Birfistan - Somebody had a signature that described Birfistan "like any other 'stan', without the Muslims". The land of birthers.

The Kreep - Gary Kreep

The Goat - Charles Kerchner (for his online names that seem to all use some form of mountain goat).

The Putz - Mario Apuzzo

The Goat and his Putz - self explanatory.

The Pidgeon, The Pidge - Stephen Pidgeon


All names for Leo Donofrio:
The Poker Player;
The Paraclete -"In 1998 I realized I was The Paraclete and that my purpose was to prophecy the return of the Messiah";
Burnweed -"Only after we released two critically accalimed CDs did I let the media know I was BURNWEED/PARACLETE, author of ONELOVESTORY.";
Jet Wintzer when performing in this band, SCHIZO FUN ADDICT
http://robotpirateninja.com/2008/12/15/ ... n-citizen/


God Bless - Sharon Meroni/Chalice Jackson signature which seems to allow for hateful words to be freely posted.

hmmmm.... how does one describe the missing comma?

Courtesy of You-Tube-Said-So, lo these many months ago ...



I had a shovungee but I lost it somewhere.

Here Endth the Lesson (or Endeth) -- Walt Fitzpatrick's supercilious signoff

Denined -- came from an Orly typo, I think? For Denied.

Birfessed -- coined by Sharon Meroni to describe PJers obsessed with birfers, in a maudlin poem penned just before her brief membership at PJ unraveled under the pressure of too many facts.

Various nicknames for various forums cesspools (Gretawire, FR, AGJ, PHNM, Plains Radio, etc.)

P J -- Any anonymous poster at a birfer site with the initials P.J., or similar, is likely to be an Obot plant.

Obot -- self-explanatory

getting my check/bonus from Soros -- self-explanatory

cRAPpers -- Restore America Plan

Marooni, Moroni, etc. -- self-explanatory

Meat delivery, Meat wagon, meat truck -- stranger who came to Meroni's door, originally recounted as "stalking", "harassment", by "Obots" or "PJ". Later revealed to have been a meat salesman.

Hose clamp -- fumes threatened Orly's family car; extremely incompetent effort by forces unknown to repress world-famous civil rights attorney.

Dog-bite Attorney -- Rolf "ROFL" Jensen, whose shining birfer moment was waving a copy of a misunderstood Hawaii statute at Anderson Cooper while shouting lies. It went downhill from there, until he was fired as counsel by LTC Lakin. Considering what a dim bulb Lakin seems to be, "being fired by Lakin" is a pretty spectacular fail.

DENINED -- birther for "denied", a word appearing in every court order regarding any Motion or Petition filed by a birther in a court of law. Originated by Big Foot Hunter Ed Hale.

How could I forget this one Verbie? Hell, I have to double check the word "denied" every time I type it now.

Fact - Product of Birther logic; Information imparted by bowl of rice crispies; A lie.

Any Day Now - The day the Sun goes supernova.

Marxist/Islamic/Socialist/Fascist - A purveyor of accurate information

Kurt - Any cool, sophisticated intelligent guy posting at Gretawire

Million- Any number greater than or equal to one

Patriot - One who calls for a miltary coup, armed uprising (by other people) or foreign invasion.

Birther Logic - The deduction of a fallacy from an absurdity e.g.The process by which the existence of pink unicorns may be deduced from the failure of the sun to rise in the west.

Lawyer - One ignorant of the law.

Hate Crime - any written article, blog, television or radio segment disagreeing with -or critical of- Dr. Orly Taitz. Esq.
Death Threat - Orly-speak for anyone who says something like, "Oh, drop dead you spider-eyed moonbat."
"...too. Also." or "...also. Too." - a Palinism.
More at the link - arcane reference to Othello being performed on a golf course. (I might be wrong about this one.)

New Keyboard please!

Constitutional Attorney- An birfer attorney who took one constitutional law course in law school, but slept through entire class.

Taft Skool of Law n Stuff- The online diploma mill that Orly Taitz attended and somehow graduated from.

The California Bar- The organization that continues to allow Orly Taitz to harass the President of the United States, as well as the entire judiciary.

God Bless ! -- You just heard Sharon Meroni on her PHNM waves ...

"Further, Declarant sayeth NOT." A Taitzism.

"Hatriot" - a generally true description of all birthers other than Hummingbird.

"We believe", "It's been said", "If", "Maybe", "Soon.." - Birfer manifestations of Rules of Evidence, i.e., "If Obama was born overseas, as is believed, then his trampleage of the Constitution is all the more shocking!!"

"Duhhhhhh!!!!" - an exclamatory, and generally the first birfer reaction to any exculpatory evidence regarding Obama.

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Early on in her association with Ed I would agree.

Later, after the Ed/Fred split, not so much.

The Chaleria

I don't know if Kurt is still at GW or just a legend, but I wish I could find the videos of his trips to the zoo, etc he put on youtube so you could see just how cool, sophisticated and intelligent a guy he is.

Anybody get "pancakes" yet?

Ummm, I don't get this, but I have to say this GW Kurt fellow AIN'T me.

Naturally, the thought did occur to me.


Bottom line, he must have been a lot LIKE you and me, 'cause the regulars there say he's been gone at least a year and the birfers still think anyone smart and snarky is Kurt.

Ummm, can we keep this thread clean of personal commentary? It's supposed to be a dictionary, for future reference. If you can't control yourself, I'm going to get some quotes from Danae.

Oh, yeah ... dictionary. OK.

Voluntarily inactive: disbarred for insurance fraud.

Sweating bullets: Obama's chief activity for the past couple of years, urgently waiting for the other shoe to drop on his massive life-long lies

OMG Moment: The moment Obama fears, the reason he sweats bullets.

Here come all the plaintiffs: The funniest way to start a legal brief ever

I think this thread is in need of some updates. I was reminded of this by realist, who recalled a moronic statement from RC's chat last night:

Rollaties. Noun. Ongoing payments for intellectual property. English: royalties. When Terrance gets out of Leavenworth, he will write a book and make millions off rollaties.

From a post I deposited in the Orly's Poopies thread earlier today there is this one (if anyone can figure out a definition for it: deparavation



Perhaps it has something to do with making bogey or worse on the golf course

depar avation To be "depared"?

Her rights were forced aboard a plane and sent to Cuba?


depar' av'ation.

Thus:

Light Year: The distance between Orly and reality.