Old :geezer: needs work

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:25 am

Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer:

and get great representation. I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters

Only the needy need apply.

brommbaer · **Joined:** Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:51 pm **Posts:** 140

I guess that is a steal - I just fervently hope that I will never need the services of a US lawyer :shock:

A small language question: Are there young geezers?

In other words, is "Old geezer" a pleonasm or sumfink?

rosy · **Joined:** Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:36 pm **Posts:** 720

A "diamond" geezer would be a young geezer, in parts of London and Essex.

A Legal Lohengrin · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:56 pm **Posts:** 9335

brommbaer wrote:

I guess that is a steal - I just fervently hope that I will never need the services of a US lawyer :shock:

A small language question: Are there young geezers?

In other words, is "Old geezer" a pleonasm or sumfink?

Not necessarily. Geezer just means "guy." It is also sometimes a nickname, like that of Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath.

GreatGrey · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:53 am

At first I thought ya needed repairs.

Nice house : fixer upper : handyman's dream

Adelante · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:01 am

I'll take four

realist · **Joined:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:33 pm **Posts:** 23532

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer:

and get great representation.I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters

Only the needy need apply.

Well, there's your problem. You're selling yourself too cheaply. No one will take you seriously at that cut-rate price.

neonzx · **Joined:** Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:27 am **Posts:** 4216

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer:

and get great representation. I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters

Only the needy need apply.

I know someone who may be facing a hearing on sanctions in the not too distant future. Can I forward your contact info on to her?

She certainly meets your qualification of needy.

Whatever4 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:49 am

That seems expensive for a car and driver, even if the car does have magical properties.

TexasFilly · **Joined:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:52 pm **Posts:** 10644

The Post and Email sells ad space. I guess you can buy it cheap. :mrgreen:

borealis · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:32 am

GreatGrey wrote:

At first I thought ya needed repairs.

Nice house : fixer upper : handyman's dream

Short sale? BTW Stern in which states are you licensed? Or do you want to stick with CA?

Piffle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:29 pm

Here's what I wanna know: If the lodestar calculations of the anti-slapp award comes out to less than your standard fee, who pays the difference?

listeme · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:42 pm

Do we gotta organize a yard sale or something to raise funds for a geezer? I have an extra copy of Woodman's book and an extra copy of Ender's Game to add to it...

I heard you can march around with a cardboard sign?

Mr. Gneiss · **Joined:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:37 am **Posts:** 565

To

,

If you are licensed in Colorado, I do have a couple of land boundary projects with some interesting twists thrown in regarding unwritten rights and easements. As you know, we surveyors are charged with applying the law. It can be a very fine line between applying the law and practicing law.

Your fee is extremely reasonable and I need an old hand not afraid to assume the liability.

Highlands · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:08 pm

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer:

and get great representation. I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters

I have this growth on my right foot......

neonzx · **Joined:** Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:27 am **Posts:** 4216

Mr. Gneiss wrote:

Your fee is extremely reasonable and I need an old hand not afraid to assume the liability.

The

does not offer, nor implies, any guarantees.

Falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.

Old :geezer: needs work

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