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 Post subject: Old :geezer: needs work
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:25 am 
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Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer: and get great representation. I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters

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 Post subject: Old :geezer: needs work
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:55 am 
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I guess that is a steal - I just fervently hope that I will never need the services of a US lawyer :shock:

A small language question: Are there young geezers?

In other words, is "Old geezer" a pleonasm or sumfink?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:28 am 
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A "diamond" geezer would be a young geezer, in parts of London and Essex.

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 Post subject: Old :geezer: needs work
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:39 am 
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brommbaer wrote:
I guess that is a steal - I just fervently hope that I will never need the services of a US lawyer :shock:

A small language question: Are there young geezers?

In other words, is "Old geezer" a pleonasm or sumfink?


Not necessarily. Geezer just means "guy." It is also sometimes a nickname, like that of Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:53 am 
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At first I thought ya needed repairs.

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 Post subject: Old :geezer: needs work
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:01 am 
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I'll take four :P

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:12 am 
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Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer: and get great representation.I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters

Only the needy need apply.


Well, there's your problem. You're selling yourself too cheaply. No one will take you seriously at that cut-rate price.

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Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer: and get great representation. I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters

Only the needy need apply.

I know someone who may be facing a hearing on sanctions in the not too distant future. Can I forward your contact info on to her? :- She certainly meets your qualification of needy.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:49 am 
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That seems expensive for a car and driver, even if the car does have magical properties.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:59 am 
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The Post and Email sells ad space. I guess you can buy it cheap. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:32 am 
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At first I thought ya needed repairs.

Nice house : fixer upper : handyman's dream


Short sale? BTW Stern in which states are you licensed? Or do you want to stick with CA?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:29 pm 
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Here's what I wanna know: If the lodestar calculations of the anti-slapp award comes out to less than your standard fee, who pays the difference?

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 Post subject: Old :geezer: needs work
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Do we gotta organize a yard sale or something to raise funds for a geezer? I have an extra copy of Woodman's book and an extra copy of Ender's Game to add to it...

I heard you can march around with a cardboard sign?

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To :geezer: ,

If you are licensed in Colorado, I do have a couple of land boundary projects with some interesting twists thrown in regarding unwritten rights and easements. As you know, we surveyors are charged with applying the law. It can be a very fine line between applying the law and practicing law.

Your fee is extremely reasonable and I need an old hand not afraid to assume the liability. :-


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Sterngard Friegen wrote:
Will work for fees. Don't be shy. Hire an old :geezer: and get great representation. I'm available at $550 an hour in private matters


I have this growth on my right foot......

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 Post subject: Old :geezer: needs work
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Mr. Gneiss wrote:
Your fee is extremely reasonable and I need an old hand not afraid to assume the liability. :-


The :geezer: does not offer, nor implies, any guarantees. :-

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