Also, it seems the sunset is moving northeast (*evil cackle*).



Also, scales are falling and the true KJV Bible version and stuff...Peter Ruckman says so.



So he's gonna be reading Ruckman for months and wants you to suggest best material.

Rudy reviews Terry Lakin's book and all but dry-humps Lakin's leg in the process.

I like how he compared Manning's "trial" to the court martial and decides that the Lakin trial was a kangaroo court.

There may be a backstory to Rudy's interest in the directions of the sunrise and sunset and his promise to monitor that. An Apocalyptic notion holds that there will soon be a massive shift in the Earth's magnetic poles, and this shift will have the capacity to destroy civilization as we know it. Edgar Cayce even predicted it. There is no explicit mention of The Rapture in Cayce's prophecies, although some read his prophecies that way. Rudy may be showing his Apocalyptic side. Or he might have noted that magnetic north is shifting towards Russia, which confirms another whole set of fears. Has this happened much faster under President Obama than under previous presidents but is being covered up? Is this the 360^o shift that O'Rly was warning us about?

It is unclear just how President Obama has caused this to occur. However, Rudy is sure to find out by reading his sources as recommended by his loyal followers and Mr. Ruckman. That will help him explain why Obama forced Tampa International Airport to renumber its runways. For a fuller explanation and much longer perspective, he should consult a Druid.

Geez, what a turdburger...

I just hope to Gawd he's sterile.

In 24 hours he read 160 pages. Mark of the Devil: 6.66 pages per hour. Maybe a bit too fast for real reading comprehension.

Glaring contradictions, I haz one:

Early in this YouTube (00:50 to 01.03), he says he met that crazy bitch he calls his wife at the Manning "Trial" in May 2010, didja catch that? And he was a member of the kangaroo jury. Did we know that?

But then he says his wife filmed an incident BEFORE the Manning "Trial" (01:45 to 02:13). Wuzzat a different wifey, Rudy?

Anyway, he's mentioned in the book. He's a nationable hero.

Marco Ciavolino (chee-ah-voh-lean-oh) becomes Caviolano (cav-ee-oh-lah-no). People love it when you mangle their names.

To his credit, he filmed a 13 minute rant in one take. That's Orly level skillz.

I may have been wrong about the source of Rudy's concern with where the sun sets and rises. He may have been privy to this report, WEATHER FORECAST FOR 2010-2020

As can easily be seen from the full forecast below, the headline is misleading. The US Ministry of the Defense's professional futurologists actually predicted the weather until 3797 -- and it gets a whole lot worse after 2020.



Why does the Mainstream Press keep this vital information from us? Why does the Ministry seek to conceal this information by publishing its report in Bosnia and Herzegovina? Could Reality Check get an interview with the professional futurologist shown in the forecast? And what part does President Obama play in the weather of 3797? How could Mitt forestall all this?

[No links provided to the .ba source, as nobody needs the malware that is likely to infect that site.]

What's to happen in 3797? Another singularity in the Mayan Calendar

Is that written in Serbian? Until we find someone who reads that language, we will never know what is coming in 3797. However, I plan to put aside a good supply of Original Coca-Cola, on the chance that the prediction for 3797 is that they bring back New Coke.

According to Wikipedia, it's apparently the year Nostradamus foretold the world coming to and end.

Rudy has a new video



It looks like the Secret Service wanted to talk to his pastor about Rudy. And he's upset that his review of Lakin's book was taken off of Amazon.

He's also got a mad that the media isn't blindly supporting all the merry little birtherstani and calls them "cowards" for not being birther crazies.

2:38 - "…the Secret Service wants to continue to investigate me, and intimidate my friends, you go right on ahead, you go right on ahead. Because, you know, I got, let me just say that whatever happens will happen. I pray that justice will come to everybody, I pray that justice will come down upon America, and that those who are covered under the blood of Jesus Christ will be protected. And those who are operating under the will of the devil, the will of Satan, I pray that they get what's coming to them, because that's what we need in America."

3:13 - "As far has you Secret Service folks visiting my pastor, and I don't know what your purpose in doing that is, but if it's to intimidate him, or try to intimidate any of my friends that I may have, I don't have that many friends first of all…."

Gee, I can't imagine why?

3:57 - "…But for you to go to his house and mention my name, and to try and drive a wedge between us, uh, you know, you guys are sorry scum. You guys in the Secret Service that are protecting this demon, this ineligible usurper, this uh. You, you guys have sided on the wrong side of history. And when the angel of death comes down and brings judgement on everybody, I pray that, uh, you got to visit the church first, because it says that judgement will begin in the house of the Lord. But after he finishes, uh, with his business with the church, I pray that he goes after guys first. Trying to drive a wedge between a pastor and his, uh, you know, somebody that attends his church, a member of his church. "

4:43 - "…what kind of gestapo folks are you, you guys make me sick. You guys need to be investigating, uh, the President who you supposedly are protecting. You know, you need to be checking him out, and understanding that his birth certificate is a forgery"

5:03 - "You guys make me sick, I hope, I hope that judgement comes to you right after it finishes with the church, that's what I'm hoping for, and, you know, there ain't anything wrong with hoping for that."

5:45 - "You guys killed over 70 something people in Waco, over 20 of them were children, and nobody rose up. So I don't expect anybody to rise up once you take me out, but I tell you what, my last prayer is that God, you know, I'm not a strong enough Christian as I need to be, the Lord said 'forgive them, for they know not what they do', that's what the Lord said. But see, I'm not a strong as Him, I'm not advanced in my Christianity as Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, my last prayer is "Lord, thank you for saving me, and please bring justice to the wicked, please, please give them what they deserve, and bring justice to the wicked, you know, for all the wickedness that they're doing'. "

6:19 - "And of, today we should go eat a Chik-Fil-A, don't let me forget to say that. Chik-Fil-A is a no-homo zone, and yeah, I said it, Chik-Fil-A is a no-homo zone, and I plan on eating a Chik-Fil-A sandwich with a polynesian sauce today with some waffle fries and an ice-cream cone, what do you think of that? And a don't expect to be sitting around with some dang homos while I'm eating it. "

You are such a class act and witness for your faith, Rudy....... *rolls eyes*

I posted this in the Lakin thread too. It is a hoot.

Pastor Stephen ("Stefan", according to Rudy) Broden, Glenn Beck's buddy. Maybe they have a different reason for visiting that nut besides investigatin' old Rudy?

So do we, Rudy. So do we.

What you don't realize, due to you being a moron, is that means you and your ilk... yeah, and including your "pastor" who supports and even promotes this nonsense by his own sins, such as bearing false witness and such. Just sayin'.

Or Pepsi Clear. Or Zima.

I'd prolly lose some friends too also, if'n I sat around "covered in the blood of Jesus Christ" all the time. Nothing against yore religion, bub, but that's a pretty graphic image to anyone with half an imagination.

"Covered by the blood" or "washed in the blood" are two of the ghastly euphemisms I came up hearing.

Seriously. My dad's about 109.2% Christian, and I've never heard him use any such phrase. Maybe those who say it have a different idea what it means, but the plain honest reality is, blood is gooey and sticky and turns black when it dries and is often hard to remove from clothing and other crime scenes. In a perfect world, it's s'posed to stay inside your body goin' round and round, doin' its job like the rest of us poor shlubs. Anytime it's not in your body, there's a problem, far as I know. People who drink it are weird.

And I have a vexing disability: a vivid imagination with a tendency to graphically visualize the words I read.

So when ol' Rudy says "I pray that justice will come down upon America, and that those who are covered under the blood of Jesus Christ will be protected" I got a weird graphic in my headbone.

IMHO, there were a lot more important aspects to the story of the New Testament than the blood of the Savior, like, y'know, moral instruction and stuff. Stuff like "turn the other cheek" and "let him who is without sin throw the first stone" and "love thy brother as thyself" and stuff like that. I'm no Christian any more, but I do mostly try to follow a lot of the moral instruction in the New Testament. That's how I was raised up.

But I do personally know several Christians, right here in North Cackilacky, who say you don't really have to follow any of the moral instruction and other stuff. They'll be more than happy to tell you that if you "accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior," then you're saved even if you're a bigot and a thoughtless jerk and a raging asshole. Whereas folks like me who try to live moral lives but don't believe in the Bible are damned to burn in Hell forever.

Gonna be interesting to find out who's right, one of these days.

This is a hymn from 1878. It is about moral and spiritual purity. I heard it often in this form, acappella, as I was growing up. This is the Antrim Mennonite Choir (from Ohio?).



Historical observation that may be offensive:

You're all big boys, you know it's biblical symbolism even if you have no religious training.

Rudy, in his off-the-wall way is talking about being "washed by the blood of the lamb of God." The phrase comes from Revelations, although the symbol of the lamb can be found often in the Bible as one of many symbols of salvation. What this phrase means is that people are cleansed of sin and redeemed by the death of Jesus. John the Baptist called Jesus "Lamb of God" when he first saw him and the theme of Jesus as a sacrificial offering is throughout Christian prayer, liturgy and music, often Agnus Dei.

New one from Rudy. The secret service chickened out because Rudy was going to be there to tape the interview with his pastor and they heard about it by tapping Rudy's phone. All that and he is so proud that Texans show how much they hate homos by lining up at the Chick-Fil-a drive-thru.

Hey Rudy, maybe if you didn't make youtube videos calling for the beheading of the President (and pissing on the Koran), the Secret Service wouldn't need to keep an eye on you. Poor Rudy, always the victim.