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TollandRCR · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 6:35 pm

Clairez wrote:

Whenever I see an Israeli flag in an American church I have seen all I need to know that the people who worship there are crazy.

In some of them, the theology is that of the great friend of the Jews and Israel, Pastor John Hagee.

In his theology, the precondition for the Second Coming was the establishment of the State of Israel. Then Christ will come again to rule in all his glory if we can only get all the Jews rounded up in Israel so that they may be killed. http://www.jhm.org/Home/About/WhySupportIsrael is quite misleading. John McCain had to disassociate from Hagee's support.

MN-Skeptic · **Joined:** Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:36 pm **Posts:** 186

mimi wrote:

And WND is the publisher of his new book.

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Carl is a published author. His book - THE MAGIC MAN IN THE SKY - Competently Defending The Christian Faith (WND Books) will be released in May 2012.

No wonder WND is having a hissy fit: http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/youtube-pulls-plug-on-christian-videos/?cat_orig=us

esseff44 · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 1:58 pm

Carl Gallups/ppsimmons blames the Gulf oil catastophe of the US not being nicer to Israel.

http://www.thejerusalemgiftshop.com/isr ... phecy.html

He's closely connected to WND as seen here.

Loren · **Joined:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:20 pm **Posts:** 3897

WND talks to Carl Gallups about evolution. One quote of note:

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Gallups offered the following as examples of his assertion: “The missing link between chimps and man has still not been found. Really! In over 150 years of desperately looking for it, we have no such fossil evidence. If evolution were true, we should have many such pieces of verifiable fossil evidence. Instead, we have none.”

Now watch this clip from Futurama:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81768581/

neonzx · **Joined:** Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:27 am **Posts:** 4216

Loren wrote:

Now watch this clip from Futurama:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81768581/

The "Manfred Mann!" =))

Offtopic :

Anyway, just cause.

SueDB · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:12 am

How Ghay is that picture....I guess it depends on how you learned to eat or bananas.

Bob Ross · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:45 pm

SueDB wrote:

How Ghay is that picture....I guess it depends on how you learned to eat or bananas.

What's better is his explanation of why bananas exist

SueDB · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:12 pm

Bob Ross wrote:

SueDB wrote:

How Ghay is that picture....I guess it depends on how you learned to eat or bananas.

What's better is his explanation of why bananas exist

Dr. PZ Meyers loves to debate this guy....for obvious reasons.

kate520 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:26 pm

Is that a picture of Ed Norton with a banana? Is that Gallups?

Loren · **Joined:** Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:20 pm **Posts:** 3897

Foggy wrote:

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Pastor Gallups is also noted for his videos questioning the legitimacy of the Obama Presidency. Gallups says to that, "That is a whole different matter. My videos on the question of Obama's natural born citizenship status are NOT satire or novelty pieces."

http://www.hickoryhammockbaptist.org/interview.html

Whether he's also ppsimmons or not is almost immaterial. I've seen so many of these birther videos that are from ppsimmons. I think they qualify ppsimmons/Gallups to be a "Lesser light" in Birtherstan, but someone worth keepin' a sharp eye on.

This was August 2010. Perhaps it says something about the decline of Birtherism that Gallups now stands as one of the most prominent Birthers remaining.

mimi had a post earlier in this thread quoting from PPSIMMONS' About page. Since that time, it's been updated to include an explanation of the moniker:

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The name PPSIMMONS is a moniker that represents the entire team of this amazing worldwide ministry. It comes from the first letters of this profound declaration - Preaching the Precious message of Salvation In Many nations and in Many ways thus Obliterating our Nemesis Satan! PPSIMMONS!

That's right: the last letter of PPSIMMONS stands for "Satan."

Also. as mimi's post noted in passing, the second person identified as being the public face of PPSIMMONS is one Michael D. Shoesmith. He used to operate under the name "The Internet Pastor," and had a website at ProsperousIndividual.com. His YouTube page also identifies him as a supporter of the Institute for Creation Research. His site offers up this bio:

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Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry.

He is the author of the books: “Fallen From Grace”, “Fast Track To Freedom”, and “The Great Debate”, “Politics as Usual”, “The Bible Mode”, as well as dozens of media articles and many books yet to be published. He has spent the last twelve years and close to fifteen thousand hours studying the Bible. He lives with his family in Southwestern Ontario, Canada.

Those books? All of them are self-published; the latter ones may not even exist in paper form, but rather only as e-books. One of his "books" is 39 pages long. And yet, I'm not sure if any of that is funnier than the fact that his bio brags about his many unpublished books.

mimi · **Posted:** Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:18 pm

Loren wrote:

Also. as mimi's post noted in passing, the second person identified as being the public face of PPSIMMONS is one Michael D. Shoesmith. He used to operate under the name "The Internet Pastor," and had a website at ProsperousIndividual.com. His YouTube pagealso identifies him as a supporter of the Institute for Creation Research. His site offers up this bio:

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Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry.

He is the author of the books: “Fallen From Grace”, “Fast Track To Freedom”, and “The Great Debate”, “Politics as Usual”, “The Bible Mode”, as well as dozens of media articles and many books yet to be published. He has spent the last twelve years and close to fifteen thousand hours studying the Bible. He lives with his family in Southwestern Ontario, Canada.

Those books? All of them are self-published; the latter ones may not even exist in paper form, but rather only as e-books. One of his "books" is 39 pages long. And yet, I'm not sure if any of that is funnier than the fact that his bio brags about his many unpublished books.

It's Bill Murray. :-?

I never thought he'd be a birfer.

Thanks, Loren. I'm gonna visit his page tomorrow.

Dolly · **Joined:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:32 pm **Posts:** 1109

mimi wrote:

It's Bill Murray. :-?

I never thought he'd be a birfer.
Thanks, Loren. I'm gonna visit his page tomorrow.

I went to the Youtube link. Yes, it is Bill Murray avatar. But it is NOT Bill Murray talking in the videos.

Sugar Magnolia · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:58 am

Loren wrote:

His site offers up this bio:

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Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry.

So he's a truck driver?

Adrianinflorida · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:41 am

Well, Yeah he's a truck driver , but it just sounds so much better the other way

Foggy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:48 am

A highly skilled, highly trained truck driver who drives hazmat, he'll haz you know.

Sugar Magnolia · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:55 am

What is it with the birthers and their grandiose job descriptions?

Foggy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:01 am

I have no idea in the world, said the guy whose grandiose job description is Supreme Dick Tater. :lol:

Somerset · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:02 am

Sugar Magnolia wrote:

Loren wrote:

His site offers up this bio:

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Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry.

So he's a truck driver?

My guess would be a shipping clerk who's taken a two day haz-mat course and now knows the difference between 4G and 4GV packaging.

verbalobe · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:18 am

Somerset wrote:

Sugar Magnolia wrote:

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Michael D. Shoesmith is a highly skilled, highly trained, hazardous chemicals expert in the transportation industry.

So he's a truck driver?

My guess would be a shipping clerk who's taken a two day haz-mat course and now knows the difference between 4G and 4GV packaging.

I go with truck driver. There's also this:

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He has spent the last twelve years and close to fifteen thousand hours studying the Bible. He lives with his family in Southwestern Ontario, Canada.

A clerk would have to figure out how many days in how many years, how many hours on average, all that math. But a truck driver always knows how many miles he's pulled.

"Shit, Zeke, that's easy." Shoesmith almost spit before realizing he was still in the cafe. "I been on the road 12 years, 1.5 million kilometers. Whaddya think? An hour of bible study for every 100?"

Zeke seemed to look for the answer on the inside label of his John Deere cap. "Could be. All the red lights, traffic jams, weigh stations; it'd average out."

"Thass' what I'm sayin'. So knock off two zeeroes, whaddya got? Fifteen thousand? Shit, I'm practically a preacher."

Suranis · **Joined:** Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:04 am **Posts:** 5251

15000 hours is 625 days, or slightly less than 2 years. And from the phraseology he could say that he has the bible sitting unopened in his Truck cab and he can say he is studying it as long as he can see it.

Damn I'm too damn cynical from interpreting these idiots.

TollandRCR · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:55 am

He probably has the entire Bible (KJV of 1611, of course) recorded on 8-track tape so that he can "study" while he drives.

ZekeB · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:11 am

TollandRCR wrote:

He probably has the entire Bible (KJV of 1611, of course) recorded on 8-track tape so that he can "study" while he drives.

So YOU are the real Pastor Zeke! :lol:

Flatpointhigh · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:44 am

neonzx wrote:

Loren wrote:

Now watch this clip from Futurama:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81768581/

The "Manfred Mann!" =))

Offtopic :

Anyway, just cause.

Offtopic :

but can he swallow the entire thing?

A Legal Lohengrin · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:56 pm **Posts:** 9377

Foggy wrote:

A highly skilled, highly trained truck driver who drives hazmat, he'll haz you know.

It scares me that morons like this are trusted with hazardous materials. Even more than Homer Simpson working at a nuke plant.

Falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.

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