As much of a lardass as he is (or jackass - whatever) Limbaugh could have a heart attack any time...the dart would only speed up the inevitable.

... and it's an enormously complex conspiracy with thousands and thousands of the most powerful [and theoretically smartest] people on the planet with an unheard-of amount of resources to use, but they're so simple-minded and stupid that any birther can see right through the bullshit. How could they possibly have allowed newspapers in Africa to use the words "Kenyan born"? How could the publisher of Dreams have been so stupid?

... and how all the birthers, especially the ones without a day of law school, know the law so much better than anyone in Congress and any judge or Supreme Court justice.

Endless entertainment, is what it is.

I dunno about that. I have serious doubts about Congress knowing any laws anymore.

Birthers like butternutter desperately hold onto these delusions against all evidence because the alternative is to face the fact that what she is is an ineffectual nobody who nobody cares about and whose own family thinks she's insane.

Yes, Loh. And Butter has indirectly confirmed that, too.

She also used to talk a lot about having problems with her computer, where she couldn't open videos or somesuch. She accused the government (or some other agency) of sabotaging her computer remotely.

Because that's SO much more likely than a fiftysomething-year-old housewife (who frequents fringey websites like Orly's) accidentally downloading malware.

And to listen to Corsi and Boyles and some others, the anomalies in the long-form are attributable to Obama being limited to using very close associates for the forgery job. Because, as they say, he couldn't put out an ad for an expert forger.

So again, a conspiracy large enough to involve the government of Hawaii, but small enough that they couldn't retain the services of a single person with a particular needed expertise.

I've been disappointed that "Fluffernutter" has not taken off.

Yeah Fluffernutter seems like a good name for the crazy woman.

I have to admit she does provide some goood entertainment as long as you don't try too hard to really get what she means

i'm fond of "utternutter" myself.

Yeah, but I expect that too many people actually like the sandwich to want to have her share it's name

re hillary for vp?:





also too bonus:

The Presidency was Palin's for the taking?? Who was it that was talking about other people's lack of intelligence?? Palin didn't decline anything in 2012, especially not the Presidency because it wasn't hers for the taking, nor was it ever! This is the woman who in polling had over 72% of her party refusing to vote for her. On a national level, the number was higher and this was prior to one of Todd Palin's "employees" writing about working for him, complete with bank deposit slips, phone records and "personal preferences"

Where do these Sarah fans come from? I wonder if it's the same idiot who told me last night that Palin had President Obama running scared about the RNC convention because she'd throw her hat in the ring if the delegates demanded it. They believe there is a very high possibility of that happening and then she'd allegedly wipe the floor with President Obama in a debate because we all know how well she does at public speaking.

I hope she does intrude on the process. We can watch the "Quitteh from Wasillah" get excoriated, then hung and gutted like my BIL's elk in the garage on National TV. The Pugs will leave her (hypothecitly) cut and bleeding (NADT y'all)

utternutter jettisons a longtime companion:



it's a parting that was only inevitable ... buh-bye "indirectly"!

Uh.... who's ordering mushrooms for dinner and what the hell is this about threats to kill Chelsea? I mean, I know it's all madness, but I don't recall this specific manifestation of madness...

Its an old Puma lie. According to them way back when, Obama threatened the life of Chelsea Clinton and that's why Hillary gave up her campaign, accepted the result of the primaries, and went home to recover for over a month. They stuck to this when both Bill and Hillary came back tot he campaign later on and went full bore behind Obama, and Hillary has been working for Obama ever since.

A lot of birthers are really pissed off PUMAs that still think Hillary is going to charge in and be their saviour. and would vote for Osama Bin Ladin if he was opposite the ticket to Obama

looks like el generalissimo is still dead ...

Thoughtful genius Butterdezillion has watched Family Feud and Wheel of Fortune daily and without fail - never missing a single second, and this is why she knows Alivin Onaka has confirmed that President Obama's BC is "legally non-valid"

PDF: http://butterdezillion.files.wordpress. ... -final.pdf

Short post: http://butterdezillion.wordpress.com/20 ... non-valid/

She CRAY CRAY I think.

Cray Cray doesn't even begin to cover it.

How can this crazy racist (Butterdezillion) say in PDF (Pile of Defecated Fiction):


Poor Dr Onaka! Whatever he says, loonies like Butternut turn its meaning upside-down. Dr Onaka has said as clearly as he can (but polited up): "look you loony monsters, Mr Obama was born in Hawai'i, on the date and at the place on the birth certificate, just f*** off and leave us alone, get back to knitting spaghetti or foaming at the mouth or whatever it is you do to fill your pointless lives.".

Birfer logic echoes the Epiminides's Cretan Liar Paradox. But perhaps it should be renamed the Cretin Liar Rule as this apparent paradox is the foundation of advanced multi-dimensional, non-renormalized, modal birfer logic:


Version 2:


* "egregious" is a powerful magic word in Orlylaw, even if it is only used in real life to increase dictionary sales.

Let us not forget the conspiracy theorist (and butter's) favorite, the "Anything I want to be true that they DON'T explicitly deny must be true." AKA butter's famous (if less used lately) "indirect confirmation".

Nut believes A (the birth certificate is forged).
Official in capacity to know says Not-A (the birth certificate online matches the original record).
But official in capacity to know didn't specifically deny A (he said it was a correct copy but didn't actually say the words "It isn't a forgery".)
The only reason official in capacity to know wouldn't specifically say "Not forgery" is if it IS a forgery.
Thus, A is true.

Even though butter has dropped the word "indirectly" from all her posts, she still uses this reasoning for essentially everything. Why does she insist that Onaka has confirmed the BC as fake? Because in his confirmation that the information was legitimate, he didn't say things like "And the original information we have was provided in 1961 by a hospital and not by corrupt grandparents and totally not supplied to us by the campaign just four years ago." Thus, those things mus have happened. She claims the BC was amended because he has never said it hadn't been amended.

It would be like her claiming my driver's license is fake because when I say "This is my driver's license" I didn't say "This is my license which I got from the DMV and totally not from some guy in a park and I got it by actually taking the driving test and not by slipping the guy at the DMV a fifty and I passed the test by knowing the answers and not by copying or paying someone for the answer key..."

But Onaka ALSO didn't deny that he's an alien lizard agent from Aldebaran, and part of a galactic conspiracy to install on Earth a world government based entirely on a diet of insects, of which Obama is merely a harbinger.

So THAT must be true!

Scary.