http://www.nbcfund.com/chatforum/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=1073

Now comes Steven Lee Craig, Petitioner, under the Rules of the Court and with cause in pleading to this Court to acknowledge the necessity of Original Jurisdiction on the subject matter presented herein.

The Petitioner has for the most recent 2 ½ years sought to be acknowledged as an American natural born Citizen, insofar as Citizenship is concerned, applying at various U.S. Federal Government Departments and sub-divisions thereof as well as the three levels of Federal Courts, District, Appeals and at the Supreme Court of the United States, and incorporating each as Brief’s in Support for this Application and Petition. (1)

Every attempt by the Petitioner to date has failed with it being opined by Federal Departments and Courts that an individual so situated lacks a Statutory Basis upon which make the claim of Right and or the ability to make any “legal” claim of harm or damage for not being so acknowledged.

Apparently, in some Federal Departments and Courts, the Constitution is not viewed as being Statutory in Construction and therefore Article II Section I Clause V and the expressed form of Citizenship therein provides no Statutory Basis for a person so situated to make a claim for being so acknowledged.

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If I just print out, sign, notarize, and have sent to him a certificate, suitable for framing, that declares him a NBC, will he STFU? Cuz I'll do it.

Without comment cuz I just spewed all over my keyboard.

Do try and read a few Harry Potter books, it will put your mind on something else magick at least for a few hours and take your mind off a brain fart.