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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:15 am

https://www.theonion.com/biologists-con ... ssion=true
Biologists Confirm Foxes Sneakiest Little Fuckers In Animal Kingdom

BOULDER, CO—Validating the widely held suspicion about those sly bastards, biologists at the University of Colorado, Boulder confirmed Tuesday that foxes are without a doubt the sneakiest little fuckers in the entire animal kingdom. “Based on our observations, we can state with a high level of certainty that foxes are indeed the most devious, good-for-nothing shits in the natural world,” said biologist Madeline Putnam, whose team reportedly spent years in the wild collecting behavioral data on the shady sons of bitches. “Our extensive field recordings of fox behavior revealed that these slippery motherfuckers skulk around doing all kinds of dodgy shit far more than any other species. Whether they’re lurking around in bushes or slinking through chicken-wire fences, it’s clear that these conniving overgrown weasels cannot be trusted.” The researchers advised any individual who happens to encounter a fox not to let their guard down for one goddamn second around the shifty-eyed little fucks.


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Post by Judge Roy Bean » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:11 am

I love the onion. :thunbsup:


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Post by maydijo » Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:46 pm

But they're so cute! Those little bushy tails and that gorgeous red fur gets me every time.



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Post by Dan1100 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:55 pm

This is obviously raccoon propaganda.

They are demeaning honorable predators who are protecting us from rats and mice to distract us while the evil raccoons are tipping over our garbage cans and breaking into our attics. I wouldn't be surprised if Russia and the NRA are in on it too.


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Post by phaseolus » Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:49 pm

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Post by maydijo » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:16 pm

phaseolus wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:49 pm
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My kids used to love that documentary series when they were little.



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Post by Mikedunford » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:47 pm

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:15 am
https://www.theonion.com/biologists-con ... ssion=true
Biologists Confirm Foxes Sneakiest Little Fuckers In Animal Kingdom

BOULDER, CO—Validating the widely held suspicion about those sly bastards, biologists at the University of Colorado, Boulder confirmed Tuesday that foxes are without a doubt the sneakiest little fuckers in the entire animal kingdom. “Based on our observations, we can state with a high level of certainty that foxes are indeed the most devious, good-for-nothing shits in the natural world,” said biologist Madeline Putnam, whose team reportedly spent years in the wild collecting behavioral data on the shady sons of bitches. “Our extensive field recordings of fox behavior revealed that these slippery motherfuckers skulk around doing all kinds of dodgy shit far more than any other species. Whether they’re lurking around in bushes or slinking through chicken-wire fences, it’s clear that these conniving overgrown weasels cannot be trusted.” The researchers advised any individual who happens to encounter a fox not to let their guard down for one goddamn second around the shifty-eyed little fucks.
But they're not as sneaky as hobbitses my precious, no not so sneaky as nasty nasty hobitsessss, we hates them.


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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:50 am

I love the Fogbow!!!!!


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Post by Foggy » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:42 am

Ah, but the Fogbow membership, as a whole, is affectionately referred to as "the boogle," after being called that by a long-forgotten little punk birther from Ol' Virginny by the name of Dean Haskins. (Fogbow history, provided at no cost to you, the booglers).

And a boogle is a collective noun, like a pod of whales or a murder of crows, except it refers to a boogle of weasels.

There's a point in that somewhere, but I lost it ... :confused:


... and how does that make you feel?
What is it you are trying to say?
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