I don’t know if this should go here or the WND thread, but now Corsi says Obama may have been married to a man before he married Michelle.
Wonkette has your back MsDaisy, they watched it...
Thankfully, a small corps of hero citizen-journalists are determined to find out the details of this mystery-man’s life, especially his college years, because as we all know, youth is when all the truly scandalous stuff emerges, like how Richard Nixon was so besotted with Thelma Catherine “Pat” Ryan that he would drive her to and from dates with other men (science fact! look it up!), a youthful quirk that clearly prefigured the secret bombing campaign in Cambodia.
As you may recall, Your Wonkette recently tackled the thorny question of young Barack Obama’s mysterious ring, which super-smart citizen-investigator Dr. Jerome Corsi, PhD, has pointed out, he wore even though he was not married!!! Rejecting the obvious explanation, which is that young Barry was simply so super-sexxxay that he needed something to hold the ladies at bay (or maybe he just liked wearing a ring, which is, we know, a stretch), we decided it might be amusing to play off Corsi’s nuttiness in a True Confessions first-person piece, from the perspective of Barry’s secret first wife, and then, for the lulz, to make it a secret first ghey wife, who he married in Pakistan during his spy mission.
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No sane person should have to watch that, so here are some highlights! 6:35:
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His Pakistani roommate, whom he also went to Pakistan with, from Occidental, seems to have been, take a look at pictures of he and his roommate together, Obama had all these roommate pictures, seems to be sitting about on the guy’s lap. I’ve not seen a lot of roommate pictures where two guys are that chummy. The issue is again, not an issue that we want to raise in terms of criticizing the homosexuality or the bisexuality or whatever Obama’s true inclinations are, the issue is why does he have to lie about this too.
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9:44: “This is Jerry Corsi reporting for 1776 Nation, thank you all very much.” (Camera continues to run. Corsi walks away, apparently finished. What the…? Oh, he’s adjusting the camera so he can show us pictures from his dumb website. No real interest here, until at 13:15, when Corsi asks, pointing not at a photo, but at blank space, “Is this a homosexual high sign that we need to have deciphered for us?”)
And Jesus' General dogpiles...
Dr. Jerome Corsi
Author
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God's Fabricator
Dear Dr Corsi,
Your ability as a researcher is legendary. You were the first to expose the fact that John Kerry, like many communists before him, was awarded purple hearts while serving on a swiftboat in Cambodia. And you were the only patriot brave enough to release a book called "Where's the Birth Certificate?" only days after the OBAMUNIST USURPER craftily released that very document.
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But as impressive as this revelation is, one has to wonder why you stopped with Obama simply being homosexualist married to a Pakistani Islamite? Surely, with a little more research, you could have proven that the OBAMUNIST USURPER was married to a male Mexican Muslim African-Pakistanian union organizer who sprang from an unholy union between Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Madame Mao, and the huge "Hairy Nikita" stuffed bear that was on display in the center window at GUM Peoples' Tractor Works, Shot Put Steroid, and Plush Bear Collective #3 ( ГУМ Народов тракторного завода, толкание ядра стероидов, и Плюшевый медведь коллективной № 3) just off Moscow's Red Square.
Spend another three minutes researching this. Let's get it right.
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