General Docket
United States Court of Appeals for District of Columbia Circuit

Court of Appeals Docket #: 13-5005
Docketed: 01/07/2013

In re: Christopher Strunk
Appeal From: United States District Court for the District of Columbia
Fee Status: IFP Pending USCA

Case Type Information:
1) Orig. Proceeding US
2) Mandamus
3)

Originating Court Information:
District: 0090-1 :

01/07/2013 US CIVIL ORIGINAL PROCEEDING CASE docketed. [13-5005]

01/07/2013 PETITION filed [1413882] by Petitioner Christopher Earl Strunk for writ of mandamus. [Service Date: 01/07/2013 by CM/ECF NDA] Pages: Exceeds Limits. [13-5005]

01/07/2013 MOTION filed [1413883] by Christopher Earl Strunk to proceed on appeal in forma pauperis [Case Number 13-5005: IFP Pending USCA] [Service Date: 01/07/2013 ] Pages: 1-10. [13-5005]

01/07/2013 DOCKETING STATEMENT FILED [1413884] by [Service Date: 01/07/2013 ] [13-5005]

Where could I find housing in Brooklyn for $100/month?

In one of his filings, Strunk says that he is employed part-time in an attorney's office. That may have ceased, or he may have left that income off the form.

In one of his filings, Strunk says that he is employed part-time in an attorney's office. That may have ceased, or he may have left that income off the form.

Rent control is a wonderful thing.

However, I don't think it's that wonderful.

New case filed. I *think* this is the one where he posted his crazy stuff on Scribd a few days ago.



I couldn't get the Petition, as is was too large. I *think* it's this stuff from his Scribd.

"13. That inter alia Petitioner further contends based upon information and ·belief that notwithstanding the citizenship status of Barack Obama, that Barack Obama has multiple allegiances maybe as many as five (5) British, Kenyan, Indonesian, Canadian, United States by oath of office, and despite taking an oath owing exclusive --allegiance to the United States, the Usurper levies war against the People of the United States, adheres· to their enemies al-Qaida, Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah, GULEN Movement and Iran against the People of the United States to establish the Caliphate from Thailand through Morocco to replace the Ottoman Caliphate dismantled by Winston Churchill and T. E. Lawrence in 1921, and giving the enemies f Enterprise aid and comfort within the United. States or elsewhere; is guilty of treason; and that any candidate elector and or public officer who would. aid and abet Barack Obama in usurpation of office of POTUS is no less than guilty of misprision of felony, sedition and treason.

14. That based upon information and belief Barack Obama is the asset of the Pilgrim Society (2), Le Cercle (3), 1001 Club (4), Commercial Club of Chicago (5), Sovereign Military Order of Malta (6), Council for National Policy (7), whose powerful membership overlaps with the directorships in various think tanks, mainstream media, financial institutions, law firms, corporations, and far more secret societies hardly worth mentioning; that all covertly support the Usurper to complete the European Union -EU (Fourth Reich), as directed by Fr. Peter-Hans Kovenbach, S.J. to dissolve all Eurasian national secular borders, and form the Mediterranean Union, as King Juan Carlos of Jerusalem's crown jewel, at the hilt of the neo Babylonian Caliphate scimitar Arc of Crisis swath from Thailand to Morocco, hewn by their crown prince SOEBARKAH .:. Obama fealty "There is no other God than Allahf' (B) allegiance to the Opus Dei- Muslim Brotherhood - GULEN I EU Utopian Islamic Fascist Alliance (UIFA) to transform United States national sovereignty by plundering our youth by war and U.S. Taxpayer $43 trillion Dollars wealth by theft.

15. Petitioner contends based upon information and belief, that the UIFA overthrow of the enemy of the Bedouin and al Qaeda, the U.S. ally was Berber Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi (June 1942-20 October 2011) since surrendering to George W. Bush in 2003, renders Libyan assets to UIFA with IMF control over the African Union by assassination of its financier-leader and now underlies the Crown Prince SOEBARKAH and Hapsburg I Pallavicini (9) family asset Hillary Clinton (like with the Rothschild - "Red Shield") deal with UIFA Muslim Brotherhood associate President Mohamed Morsi and Mohamed al-Zawahiri of Egypt, sought with the younger brother of Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri to have Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman, commonly known in the United States as "The Blind Sheikh", released from Federal prison by using al Qaida to kidnap the "Ambassador" Christopher Stevens from the Benghazi CIA "mission" or CIA (Georgetown's Patraeus contracted) safe house (a residential rental property), where the Libyan munitions magic mystery tour still is underway for arms transfer to UIF A assets in Syria; and that the kidnapping scheme was easy to devise for the exchange of CIA agent Stevens for the Blind Sheikh, since the actual "U.S. Consulate" was safely guarded in Tripoli by the State Department Security Service far away from the CIA rouge arms deal mission agents protected by U.S. National secrecy in Benghazi;…"

...and far more secret societies hardly worth mentioning...

That's one lazy bit of shitmongering.

Question : Do judges or their clercks have to, in fact, go through all of this crap and try to make sense of it ? Or is it just giggle time and then the bin ?

Could a plaintif write 20 pages of complete nonsense, then insert a few pages of valid claims, and wrap up with more nonsense ?

A clerk could take a quick skim, and then issue an order to show cause as to why the petition should not be dismissed. It would then be Strunk's burden to explain why it shouldn't be.

Yes and no.

A clerk could take a quick skim, and then issue an order to show cause as to why the petition should not be dismissed. It would then be Strunk's burden to explain why it shouldn't be.

Or (and more likely), because Strunk is petitioning for extraordinary relief, the court could simply deny. (A clerk would have reviewed it and have made a recommendation to a panel of judges, but by no means is the court or its staff required to read every last word.)

So Strunk may have a valid claim on, say, page 452. Not the court's job to go looking for it.

^^^ A very bad idea.

04/18/2013 PER CURIAM ORDER filed [1431563] denying motion to exceed page limits [1415954-2]. If petitioner does not file, within 30 days of the date of this order, a new petition for writ of mandamus that conforms with the rules of this court and the Federal Rules of Appellate Procedure, the Clerk will be directed to terminate this case. Deferring consideration of motion ifp [1413883-2] and the motion for waiver of fees [1415964-2] pending further order of the Court. The Clerk is directed to mail this order to petitioner by certified mail, return receipt requested and by 1st class mail. Before Judges: Garland, Henderson and Griffith. [13-5005]

04/18/2013 FIRST CLASS MAIL SENT [1431564] of order [1431563-2] to petitioner [13-5005]

04/18/2013 CERTIFIED MAIL SENT [1431565] with return receipt requested [Receipt No.7006 0810 0002 3722 4462] of order [1431563-2]. Certified Mail Receipt due 05/20/2013 from Christopher Earl Strunk. [13-5005]

Page limits are a Jesuit/Islamic plot.

True, true. But isn't it funny that you were able to express that in 7 words? Strunk would need 6,000.

Both Chris Strunk and Mario Apuzzo suffer from IVS (Irritable Vowel Syndrome), which causes excessive verbal dumping and language diarrhea.

Help if you can with printing and or mailing costs. 381 SINGLE PAGES OR SAY 190 PAGES BOTH SIDES AT 3 CENTS A PAGE TIMES 16 WITH SAY $6 EACH FOR TEN SERVICES.

ANYTHING YOU CAN SPARE WOULD BE GREAT!

Right now I am waiting delivery of ink due Wednesday and I should be able to serve on Friday.

I do not have a bank account and I can not cash an out of state check unless it is a money order.

Christopher Earl: Strunk © in esse
Agent American Freeman, in esse and sui juris
Private Citizen of the United States of America
Private Citizen of the state of New York
Private Resident of the County of Kings
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