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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:23 pm 
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Please post your favorite Orly sayings here, followed by what you think she meant! I will start with some recent ones:

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"slambed the phone in my face"


She meant the radio host approached her at a campaign event, took out his cell phone, and started hitting her in the face.

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"it's black on white"


Many have long wondered whether zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes; this was Orly's attempt to clarify the issue.

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"enough and enough"


Orly was proposing names for a law firm she hopes to open--the law firm of Taitz, Enough and Enough.

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"blue-colored workers" (or was it "blue-colored people"?)


She had just watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory after drinking several glasses of wine and confused the blue skin of Violet Beauregard after eating the blueberry gum with the orange skin of the oompa loompas. She meant to say orange-colored workers.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:30 pm 
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We need a separate grouping for OrlyLaw and her misuse of legal terms such as 'default.'

Default is when the opposing parties have not responded in the time frame O'rly has set whether they have been properly served or not or whether a response is required or not, she can order a default and they have to give in to all her demands immediately.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:31 pm 
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Will fix that right now!

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:53 pm 
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At least once, she also used "white color workers." We had already noted her mistake with "blue color workers," which may mean that she disbelieves everything that she reads on TFB.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:43 pm 
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Decedent: This is one of Orly's most wonderful malapropisms. Example:

:evil: :evil: http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=28309 :evil: :evil:
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Now over 50,000people watched my testimony before the elections board (and that is with the typical turning the clock back of the decedent videos)

:twisted: :evil: http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=7778 :twisted: :evil:
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Series of World Wide broadcasts about my legal actions to expose Obama’s illegitimacy for US presidency and his fraudulent use of the social security numbers of deceased individuals and numbers that were never assigned, as well as persecutions ofdecedents, harassments, threats and retaliations under Obama regime. First of the series of World wide RTTV broadcasts [...]


As you can see, decedents are often persecuted. -xx

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:16 pm 
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If I recall, Orly has complained about our national debt of about 14 trillion dwarfs. She's also complained about corruption in all three brunches of government.


I'm going to coin a new term for a condition that you can contract if you spend too much time trying to quote from Orly's documents: the siccups.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:19 pm 
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Orly recently made the president "suffer."

There's "moot" = "mute"

There's "smoking mirrors"

"Court fillings"

"Mandemus"

"Whirled Peas" (naw, that was someone else...)

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:32 pm 
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I'm very fond of her assertions in her pleadings that, "there are no latches".


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In Orly's mind, computers crush and the Birther Summitt crushed and burned.


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Petition for certaki.

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Let me feenish!


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:42 pm 
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Wasn't there something about "wetnesses" ?


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Orly Taitz is a forgery!


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- There are 40 million voters in California.
- Hispanic voters' most important concern is putting someone in the Senate who speaks Spanish. And Jewish voters mainly want someone who speaks Hebrew.
- You can remove a sitting US president by filing a complaint in a state administrative court.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 5:02 pm 
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Compliants (Initial pleadings in a law suit)

New Hamshirites (people of the Granite State who are being defrauded)

Daily Cos (an ultra far left media)

New evidence (Second Amended Motion for Reconsideration Due to New Evidence)

Everify (As a personal attribute: His Everify showed he is using fraudulent SSN)

And, of course, HER YAHOO!

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Suffer: "They said I made Obama suffer!"


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 5:14 pm 
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Zibits?

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She once dated a court document “On the June day of 14, 192011” but I can’t remember which. :-k

I stole that and put in on my sig. :mrgreen:

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President Obama is ineligible.

The United States of America is like the former Soviet Union.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:00 pm 
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I can't believe y'all forgot sua sponte: Orly demanding that a court do something she's too lazy to file a Motion to ask for on behalf of a client/herself.

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Offtopic :
A riddle:

What do the numbers 2, 8 and 5 have in common?

1. They're adjoining rooms in the Moldovian Hilton.

2. They're consecutive paragraphs in an Orlylaw Pleading.

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14 trillion dwarfs (That's a lot of dwarfs.)

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I think my all time favorite was "Washington burro correspondent" - that one made me laugh out loud at work.


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Hokay.

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