neonzx wrote:

Someone explain, please.
I'm not sure anyone can. But I'll take a stab at it:
1: Defendants in the upcoming Mississippi case filed answers.
2: This automaxiomagically starts instant discovery, without the need for confer with anyone about anything.
3: Orly is a plaintiff, so she can conduct whatever discovery her heart desires.
4: But only in Mississippi.
5: But no fear, The Great O'Rly is an attorney pro-se-extraplenipotentiary.
6: But only California has an affirmative action program for decedent political rights visionaries at the State Bar.
7: But at least one of the witlesses O'Rly wants to present to the court in Mississippi lives in California.
8: And the witless in question is so nutzo that the People of California will undoubtedly be happy to order her (either her, actually) to go to Mississippi.
9: And there is at least a hint of a possibility that the California witless is either too dumb to know that the subpoena is toilet paper or too publicity-starved to care.
10: But Orly needs info from the DOJ, too. And other parts of the Federal Government.
11: And the US Attorney's office
probably doesn't have anyone crazy enough to think that Orly's California subpoenas have meaning.
12: But Orly
really wants that information.
13: And she is in the discovery farce of the tribunalization of the usurperator.
14: So there must be a way to get the information from the DOJ.
15: Of Course! The DOJ was being granting Orly the right to ask them nicely for things instead of submitting subpoenas.
16: So what if that case is dead.
17: A stipulation is a stipulation.
18: So Orly is unilaterally (under the "intergalactic planetary code of special procedures in cases of specaulemergencyurgent cases of ignoramus importance" this is allowable) renewing the stipulation from the prior case and applying it to this case.
19: So now the DOJ is forced to take Orly's fake subpoenas and treat them as legitimate Touhey demands.
Any questions?