Orly's latest poopies.....

bob · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:36 pm

WaPo: TSA agent charged with stealing $5K from NYC passenger in latest agency theft allegation:

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A Transportation Security Administration agent stole $5,000 in cash from a passenger’s jacket as he was going through security at John F. Kennedy International Airport, authorities said Thursday, the latest in a string of thefts that has embarrassed the agency.

[...]

The cases are part of a series of recent theft allegations against TSA employees:

[...]

—On Jan. 10, former TSA agent Paul Yashou pleaded guilty to stealing a $15,000 watch from a passenger’s belongings at Los Angeles International Airport in May. He is awaiting sentencing.

[...]

— In December, police charged a TSA screener at New York’s LaGuardia Airport with lifting a laptop after a Detroit-bound passenger left it behind at the security station.

No word yet on Taitz's missing laptop.

DaveMuckey · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:01 pm

I don't think we can discount that it may be held in protective custody.

ZekeB · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:12 pm

O'rly needs to walk past the TSA break rooms at all the airports she has passed though and listen for hysterical laughter.

realist · **Joined:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:33 pm **Posts:** 23548

Orly is still having problems sending spam all over the world.

http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=31080 :evil:

tech help needed

Posted on | February 3, 2012 | No Comments

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I have 2 mass mailers. They seem to be crashing. I had a tech in the office yesterday, everything seemed to work, but as he left the office, I got the same message “access denied” on one and another is crashing. Bottom line I have hard time sending mass mailers. I tried instant contact also, but they cancelled the account (maybe some directive from the big brother). Any ideas?

Reality Check · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:37 am

Orly, call Cheetoh. Maybe some layers got into your Yahoo. :rimshot:

everalm · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:55 am

"Instant Contact".......possibly this one...?

http://www.instantcontact.com/

Possibly NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

TollandRCR · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:21 am

Orly probably talks to herself while she is drilling teeth: "More, more, more, keep going, keep going. Down, little bit down." At some point, the patient gets up and leaves. I would.

bob · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:59 pm

WaPo: January jobs report is good news for Obama

WSJ: US Stocks Jump On Strong US January Jobs Data

Cf.

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1.2 million Americans dropped out of the labor force last month

http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=31089 :twisted:

...senatorial material, fer sure. :-?

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:13 pm

People retire. It's a big country, so a lotta people retire every month. Buffoon Taitz wouldn't understand economic data if it were simple.

bob · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:08 pm

Quote:

sent to the Secretary of State of LA

Taitz wrote:

Re: Referral to the Attorney General of Louisiana evidence of lack of eligibility of Barack Obama

I am in receipt of a letter from Ms. Marchiafava, stating that Secretary of State of LA Tom Schedler will be forwarding to the Attorney General of LA multiple challenges to the eligibility of Mr. Obama. Please, see attached evidence, exhibits and sworn witness testimony showing Barack Hussein Obama using a computer generated forgery, claiming it to be a copy of his long form birth certificate, sworn testimony of a senior deportation officer, licensed investigator and a number of other experts in their field, showing Obama using a stolen Connecticut Social Security number [XXX-XX-XXXX], which was issued to another individual, resident of CT. For the record, Obama was never a resident of CT.

Not only Obama cannot be legitimately on the ballot, he needs to be criminally prosecuted for elections fraud, Social Security fraud, uttering of forged identification papers, wire fraud and obstruction of justice.

I am, also, requesting this information to be forwarded to the state, county and federal grand juries in the state f LA. I will be willing and able to fly to LA and testify before the Secretary of State, Attorney General and grand juries.

http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=31143 :twisted:

tjh · **Joined:** Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:18 pm **Posts:** 2474

Got to be quicker on the trigger : Post by bob » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:08 pm

Georgia Election Challenge
http://thefogbow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=88&t=6845&start=6825#p339889
Postby tjh » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:07 pm
I don't see a LA challenge topic (yet) :

sent to the Secretary of State of LA

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:55 am

Sounds like you're peeing on bob from the tree, tjh.

nycpeter · **Joined:** Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:50 pm **Posts:** 306

A Legal Lohengrin · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:56 pm **Posts:** 9353

nycpeter wrote:

America, Feel the Taitz!™

What in God's name is that awful thing? It looks like she started with a pink tank top, then someone spun her around on a bar stool while waving around a roll of black duct tape. Does she pick her clothes out of a Goodwill clothes dumpster after poor people are done rejecting the worst of the worst?

What I find shocking is she probably actually pays money for this stuff.

borealis · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:32 am

A Legal Lohengrin wrote:

nycpeter wrote:

America, Feel the Taitz!™

What in God's name is that awful thing? It looks like she started with a pink tank top, then someone spun her around on a bar stool while waving around a roll of black duct tape. Does she pick her clothes out of a Goodwill clothes dumpster after poor people are done rejecting the worst of the worst?

What I find shocking is she probably actually pays money for this stuff.

She just came from an audition for "The Real housewives of the OC." She 'd fit in well.

Estiveo · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:54 am

nycpeter wrote:

My favorite aspect of the dreaded crotch-pointing pink-triangle uni-boob dress o' doom is that it has been featured for two years running in the Ross Dress For Less big honkin' fugly dress sale teevee ads. (although the crotch-pointing triangles were white in the ads.) Orly got it at Ross.

Also, too, this is another good time to point out that people of a certain age really should wear clothes with sleeves. [/meow]

Oh, and Eric Cantor is an asshat. That is all.

Lola_Getz · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:15 am

Estiveo wrote:

Oh, and Eric Cantor is an asshat.

That he is.

The photo of him with Orly should be spread far and wide, yoking him to her at every opportunity.

SueDB · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:28 pm

Lola_Getz wrote:

Estiveo wrote:

Oh, and Eric Cantor is an asshat.

That he is.

The photo of him with Orly should be spread far and wide, yoking him to her at every opportunity.

The real question is which one of them should be embarrassed to be anywhere near the other.

Cantor is a horse's ass.

Whatever4 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:22 pm

SueDB wrote:

Lola_Getz wrote:

Estiveo wrote:

Oh, and Eric Cantor is an asshat.

That he is.

The photo of him with Orly should be spread far and wide, yoking him to her at every opportunity.

The real question is which one of them should be embarrassed to be anywhere near the other.

Cantor is a horse's ass.

Here's an interpretation in oils. Note the teeny tiny head on the Washington guy.

tjh · **Joined:** Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:18 pm **Posts:** 2474

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

Sounds like you're peeing on bob from the tree, tjh.

See Georgia Election Challenge
http://www.thefogbow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=88&t=6845&p=339724&hilit=curses#p339724

and the previous post. :lol:

Butterfly Bilderberg · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:21 pm

bob wrote:

Quote:

Orly sez:

Not only Obama cannot be legitimately on the ballot, he needs to be criminally prosecuted for elections fraud, Social Security fraud, uttering of forged identification papers, wire fraud and obstruction of justice.

I am, also, requesting this information to be forwarded to the state, county and federal grand juries in the state f LA. I will be willing and able to fly to LA and testify before the Secretary of State, Attorney General and grand juries.

:twisted:

http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=31143 :twisted:

Louisiana law sez:

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Standing to object to candidacy

A. A registered voter may bring an action objecting to the candidacy of a person who qualified as a candidate in a primary election for an office for which the plaintiff is qualified to vote.

B. A registered voter may present evidence that a candidate has illegally qualified for elective office. The evidence may be presented to the respective parish district attorney, who shall determine whether or not the evidence presented establishes grounds for objecting to such candidacy and if the district attorney makes such a determination he shall file an action objecting to candidacy within the time limitation provided in R.S. 18:493.

Louisiana law also sez:

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Candidates; procedure for qualifying

A. Candidates for presidential nominee shall qualify in accordance with procedures established by the party.

Maru · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:33 pm

Whatever4 wrote:

The real question is which one of them should be embarrassed to be anywhere near the other.

Cantor is a horse's ass.

Here's an interpretation in oils. Note the teeny tiny head on the Washington guy.

[/quote]

Oh my. They made the father of our country a pinhead. And as Michael Kors would say the crotch of those pants are insane.

Sterngard Friegen · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:57 pm

The horse is misshapen, too. Let's face it. The painter sucked.

Maru · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:07 pm

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

The horse is misshapen, too. Let's face it. The painter sucked.

Maybe Washington had a horse with a teeny little head, stubbly spindly legs and a huge honking ass...

And maybe his left forearm was 7 feet long.

GreatGrey · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:13 pm

Maru wrote:

Sterngard Friegen wrote:

The horse is misshapen, too. Let's face it. The painter sucked.

Maybe Washington had a horse with a teeny little head, stubbly spindly legs and a huge honking ass...

And maybe his left forearm was 7 feet long.

Falsehoods unchallenged only fester and grow.

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