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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:26 am 
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Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile..

    1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream..
    2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
    4. No one knows your secret place.
    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
    6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
    7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work... You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:50 am 
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LMAO! :lol:
I will probably use that one today at work ;)


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:53 am 
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Why, I used this technique again this morning with measurable results! \:D/

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:26 pm 
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Did this one turn up on your Similar Topics list today, or are you testing a sekkrit Random Historical Posts MOD ?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:47 pm 
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RTH10260 wrote:
Did this one turn up on your Similar Topics list today <-- BINGO

Sex, Drugs and Water Management --> Stress Management Technique

\:D/

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:42 pm 
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Good stuff, Maynard - it was a hit at the prison today.

'Nuff said.

What did 'Nuff say??

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