Phytoplankton are tiny, plant-like organisms that live in the ocean and are, basically, at the very bottom of the food chain. But, sometimes, they get their revenge. When lots and lots and lots of phytoplankton get together, they can form what we call a "red tide," a discoloration of the water at a particular point where the plankton have become densely concentrated.

The phytoplankton in this red tide off a California beach are bioluminescent. Their cells produce a chemical reaction that creates a soft, blue-green glow. It's basically the same thing that makes lightning bugs light. In this video by Loghan Call and Man's Best Media, you can see plankton light up in the beach (and a few surfers).

In honor of the only correct way to watch a Rev. Manning video..

Very disturbing, Foogy.

I watched the closed captioning on another episode of "Family Feud" at the gym yesterday. (See how casually I dropped that? I joined a GYM!!!) That show has gotten raunchy. Not "Match Game" level, but close. "Name something a pilot has in his hands on a long plane flight..." The lowest answer was "his schlong." (Guess ladies can't be pilots.)

Russian shag dancing!

Best. Flashmob. Ever.