One thing I've noticed over the last couple of years is that on days when I have long flights, fun stuff happens with the birfers.

Today I had a 10 hour flight from Honolulu to Sydney, and we got Orly subpoenaing Fuddy in the new state of Georgaiwaii. Orly challenged Janet Napolitano, and she got a client, kinda.

So, based upon nothing more than my upcoming schedule, you can look for new birther events on:

Dec 14, scheduled for a 10:30 flight Sydney to Shanghai
Dec 17, a 9:30 flight Shanghai to Dubai
Dec 18, a 7:30 flight Dubai to Hong Kong
Dec 20, a 14:50 flight Hong Kong to Cincinnati
Dec 21, 7:05 Cincinnati to Anchorage

Dec 20, something HUGE in birferstan will happen. On the 21st, nothing, ya can sleep in.

Next time you're going from Malibu to Perth, please let me know.

I dunno, things could get messed up in my prediction, I'm in the presence of some bad juju.

One of my co-pilots at dinner just now came up with the "How did he go to Pakistan unless he had an Indonesian passport cuz there was a ban on travel for US citizens then?"

I think I'll fax him a subpoena tonight.