Speaking of the Beast....

http://catholic-resources.org/Bible/666.htm


666 Biblical Number of the Beast
660 Approximate Number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman Numeral of the Beast
665 Number of the Beast's Older Brother
667 Number of the Beast's Younger Sister
664 or 668 Number of the Beast's Next-Door Neighbors
999 Number of the Australian Beast
333 Number of the Semi-Beast (also "Halfway to Hell")
66 Number of the Downsized Beast
6, uh..., I forget Number of the Blond Beast
666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9997856 Number of the Beast on a Pentium
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
X / 666 Beast Common Denominator
0.00150150... Reciprocal of the Beast
-666 Opposite of the Beast
666i Imaginary Number of the Beast
6.66 x 102 Scientific Notation of the Beast
25.8069758... Square Root of the Beast
443556 Square of the Beast
1010011010 Binary Number of the Beast
1232 Octal of the Beast
29A Hexidecimal of the Beast
2.8235 Log of the Beast
6.5913 Ln of the Beast
1.738 x 10289 Anti-Log of the Beast
00666 Zip Code of the Beast
666@hell.org E-mail Address of the Beast
www.666.com Website of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
1-866-666-6666 Toll Free Number of the Beast
(which could also be written 18-666-666-666 !)
1-900-666-6666 Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!
Only $6.66 per minute! (Must be over 6+6+6 years old!)
666-66-6666 Social Security Number of the Beast
Form 10666 Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast
66.6% Tax Rate of the Beast
6.66% 6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell
($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)
$666/hr Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer
$665.95 Retail Price of the Beast
$710.36 Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)
$55.50 Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments
Phillips 666 Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)
Route 666 Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)
666 mph Speed Limit on the Beast's Highway
6-6-6 Fertilizer of the Beast
666 lb cap Weight Limit of the Beast
666 Minutes Weekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily from
Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)
666o F Oven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast"
666k Retirement Plan of the Beast
666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast
Windows 666 Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System
#666666 Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table, no kidding!)
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666-I BMW of the Beast
IAM 666 License Plate Number of the Beast
Formula 666 All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast
DSM-666 (rev) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
66.6 MHz FM Radio Station of the Beast
666 KHz AM Radio Station of the Beast
66 for 6 A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)
6 for 66 Bowling Figures of the Beast
6/6/6 Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)

I was born in June 1966. I worried for months when I was a small child that maybe I was going to grow up to be the antichrist. This should give you plenty of information about what kind of little kid I was.

Plenty.

I graduated from high school on June 6, 1966. 6/6/66

It was years later when I learned about "the number of the Beast."

We always thought it was my brother...

When i was working we had a programme of numbering rural properties and issuing plates with the numbers on them. The plates were about 250mm x 150 mm with a black number on a reflective background and were placed at the entrance gate on the road. I had one on my desk with 666 on it. Every time one lady came near my desk she would shudder and turn it upside down to make it 999.
Regards ...........Dick

She obviously had this : Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

So, did Ronald and Nancy.

It is odd that the SSA law has this number which causes such fear, but the number '666' was reserved and no SS# begins with it as a regional or area number.

It should also be noted than quite a few biblical scholars have concluded that the older ones got it wrong and that the number was really '616' and not '`666' after all.

At any rate, it was not the number itself that was to be feared, but the person whose name added up to '666' using the Greek letters which each had a numeric value.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexakosioi ... hexaphobia

Area Code 616 is for parts of Michigan...

Godlike Productions:

Landmark Bible Baptist:

and satire from Iain's Isle: Numerology Proves Barack Obama is the Antichrist

Even George Noury dissed the Rapturists today on his show. He said they wanted to spend $$ advertising their claims on his show, but he turned them down because he just doesn't believe that we won't be here after 5/21 & October 2011. He did invite them to come back to his show after those dates to explain.

Okay, here’s a good video about the Rapture and all the crazy people being called home.

Is a funnie

http://www.choppedliverproductions.com/

Oh, please, please, please let us know what it is like to be 'left behind.'

A nice service will notify your friends and relatives who have been Left Behind. You've Been Left Behind costs only $14.95 for the first year (?) of service and provides up to 250MB of storage for documents that you can send to up to 62 e-mail recipients. The service is activated when three of the five members of the team fail to log in over a three day period. Then the system waits three days before sending out your e-mails.

There is no word whether the Rev. Camping has certified that at least three members of this team are True Christians.

Is there a service Orly can use for her court filings?

If only true believers and the faithful are getting raptured, does that mean all these so-called Christians who are back in church on Sunday are unworthy?

Well you know there are only so many seats on the bus. How would it be to be a believer, but get shoved off the bus at the last minute. Are they overbooking this like the airlines do???

Can you take a later Rapture, perhaps after a night at the hotel, a good dinner, and a couple of cocktails??

Is there a Red Eye Rapture Express with the really strong coffee??

Does it mean that won't have to put up with the Phelps Phalanx anymore. Bikers can go back to whatever it is they do....

I saw all the bulletin boards while I was on the road. I couldn't figure out WTF it was all about. Who sez you don't learn anything on TFB? Oh well... my G^3 Grandfather didn't leave his church after the 1844 thing never panned out.

If I were a believer in the Rapture, I think that I would be utterly confident that the Phelps adults would not be Raptured. They are the personification of a particular kind of evil that has been associated with Christianity from its earliest days.

Well the atheists have a good plan. They’re offering to rescue Christian pets after judgment day.



http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/18/a ... gment-day/

I am holding a science fair on May 22 for all the Fundies that didn't make it!

My hope is the Water Whisperer will be an attendee.

Well, I've decided that for the Post Rapture Looting Parties, I'm going to be dressing in Post-Apocalyptic Zombie style. Another friend things the Mad Max style is better... but... it's a bit overdone.

I've also been tempted to get a bunch of blow up dolls, fill them with helium, and let them go by the "Non-Denominational" church up the road. They are an... interesting group.

They got something like that for your teenagers??? 'Cause you know with all the Hell they raise, none of them are going....