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 Post subject: Zombie Awareness Month
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:45 am 
This is how it should happen (from XKCD of course):



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 Post subject: Zombie Awareness Month
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:57 am 
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I think it's time to nerd this thing up. I present WHEN ZOMBIES ATTACK!: MATHEMATICAL MODELLING OF AN OUTBREAK OF ZOMBIE INFECTION
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Zombies are a popular figure in pop culture/entertainment and they are usually portrayed as being brought about through an outbreak or epidemic. Consequently, we model a zombie attack, using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies. We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions. We then refine the
model to introduce a latent period of zombification, whereby humans are infected, but not infectious, before becoming undead. We then modify the model to include the effects of possible quarantine or a cure. Finally, we examine the impact of regular, impulsive reductions in the number of zombies and derive conditions under which eradication can occur. We show that only quick, aggressive attacks can stave off the doomsday scenario: the collapse of society as zombies overtake us all.


I like figure 2:

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Figure 2. The case of no zombies. However, this equilibrium is unstable.

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 Post subject: Zombie Awareness Month
PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 12:01 am 
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I just hurt myself laughing so hard! =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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 Post subject: Zombie Awareness Month
PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 12:47 am 
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This is a fantastic thread! ROTFLMAO! Oh wait, there's a little smilie dude for that: =))

(PS: I saved the research file, gentrfam. Never know when I might go back to school. . . :- )


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Are YOU being vigilant?

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