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 Post subject: A Chicken Story
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:54 am 
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Chicken Vanishes, Heartbreak Ensues
By ELIZABETH GIDDENS


THE chickens of New York City, for the most part, live fairly sheltered lives, securely tucked into private backyards and padlocked community gardens. Our chickens, by contrast, are public figures — their yard faces 20 feet of busy Bedford-Stuyvesant sidewalk. The chickens themselves chose this bustling thoroughfare, decamping there even when they could have settled in our spacious, semiprivate back garden. They wanted to see and be seen — like so many New York transplants, they seemed to feed on the energy of the street.

The admirers came in droves. The neighborhood immortalized by Biggie Smalls and Billy Joel has undergone widespread gentrification, and between the trend-conscious newcomers from suburbia and the nostalgic migrants from the Caribbean and rural South, there’s an awful lot of chicken love in Bed-Stuy these days.

And what’s not to love? There’s something intrinsically happy about a chicken. The name: a little hiccup in the mouth. The shape: a jaunty upswing of feathers, a grin. The ceaseless bobbing, scratching, pecking. It’s nearly impossible to feel melancholy in the company of chickens. They are a balm for the weary urban soul.

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 Post subject: A Chicken Story
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That was a great story. :lol:

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It's a beautiful thing, it is :-bd

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That was a great story. :lol:

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There will be chicken cheerleaders at this year's Puppy Bowl.

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 Post subject: A Chicken Story
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:03 am 
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I really want chickens. My neighborhood does not allow them, and I'm an obsessively law-abiding citizen, but I reallllly want to have chickens.

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 Post subject: A Chicken Story
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We raised 4 hens from chicks when our daughter was about 13. Each one had a different personality, especially the one who learned to crow just like a rooster. They drove the dog nuts (she kept trying to herd them). With their human nannies, they roved all over our 1 acre lot during the day, while at night they lived in a lean-to pen surrounded by (what else?) chicken wire. I kid you not when I tell you that we used to sit on some railroad tie tiers on the slope to the side of their pen and drink wine while we watched their antics (and yes, friends told us we'd been living in the country too long).

We had 4 eggs a day for the better part of 4 years (the neighbors loved those chickens!). Not all that surprising, since we made and fed them hot mash and dug up our hillside to supply 'em with a steady diet of earthworms too. But we loved them as pets long after they stopped laying eggs.

Eventually they succumbed to drift from pest spray, old age, and one to a dog attack that came out of nowhere. Although I loved its use of euphemism, I could never have brought myself to follow the advice of the 4H Book Chapter titled: "Recycling the Flock". ( :shock: )

Thanks for sharing the story, Addie. It really brought back some great memories.

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I've never owned chickens, but I had a friend who had a couple pens of chickens when I was in high school. I'd make sure they had food and water and collect the eggs when they went on vacation. All I remember clearly is that the rooster in the breeding pen was an @$$hol3!

That said, I'm making chicken and rice for dinner tonight. Just sorta worked out that way. ;;)

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