I suggest all things cat or feline (except for Oily's fanged beast) be baned from Fogbow.

She's being a complete numbskull this morning (actually, since about 3 am). She has these hair thingies she stole from my daughter that she carries around, pretending she has killed them. This pretending involves hollering to us every 30 seconds. I think she is saying, "Hey, look, I killed another one!"

There's just so much "good job, Sagan!" a person can say.

That's one of her baby pictures, of course

Katz belongs only at Politijjab!

'Zactly. Where, exactly, is there a clause in the "deal" whereby PJ gave up its exclusive rights as primary purveyor of pootie pics?

The Politijjabers get the Katzenjammers. Period.

Naw dey don't. I kinda like seeing some of our wimmin's katz.

What, no katz aloud? No weigh!

I'm revolting!

(weight, that didn't come out write)

Catz don't listen anyway. They hear you. They may even consider what you say. But, they don't just obey. Seriously, you think posting this thread matters? ha!

Katz is Birferz?

GREAT picture! Hmmmmm...Planning on shopping somewhere interesting soon? Say... this weekend maybe?

Finally, you're in control

Cats are known for many things. The dexterity to always land on their feet and the cleanliness of their fur coats. The ability to knock over a lamp or slam into a screen door and casually continue along as if nothing happened. The nerve to shred your furniture with their claws and somehow look cute doing it. The thoughtfulness of bringing home their latest bird catch and dropping it off at the backdoor as a "present" for you.

Cats are not known, however, for their ability to learn and obey the commands of their owners. That's where the Control-a-Cat Remote Control can come in handy.

Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for "Stop Scratching", "Show Affection", "Remain Aloof" and others, you'll be in control in no time. It's finally your turn to make your cat do what you want.

* Point at subject, press button, hope for the best
* 21-button novelty remote control
* No batteries required - powered by wishful thinking
* Dimensions: 5.5" x 2.2" (14 x 5.5 cm)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/b640/

Ran across this this morning while looking for a solution to the neighbor cat who keeps trying to attack my kitteh ... wuz gonna post it at FB, but it fits here.

How about Kittens?

C'mon, please let me play!

Key-rap.

Shouldn't all this stuff go to PJ? Didn't we have a DEAL?

Why don't you honor our sacred deal?

Katz out!

Yeah, she is. My aunt dropped her off because I agreed to babysit her for a week while she went on vacation. Two years ago.

I had a long-haired kitty like yours. She was very feminine. Even as she dropped the mousies and blue jays on the front porch. I loved her.

Suck it up!

Well....yeah....

If by "adorable" you mean "evil".