You know what YOU need to do Fitzpatrick. Stand up in the courtroom and announce you are placing Judge Dixon under citizens arrest. Demand that law enforcement obey your demands. Don't back down, you're dauntless and unafraid, remember???

And coming out of Veteran's day weekend, today's dispatches has Dr. Orly on a list of challengers. More about Fitzpatrick running his mouth in the courtroom. We peek in on Lame Cherry and find they're just as bigoted and hate-filled as before. The birthers attempt to spin the Congressional Research Service report - with results as predictable as they are laughable. Chris Strunk shows a level of legal skill that usually would be treated with Imodium AD. Gary Kreep and Floyd Brown are having adventures in Alaska. More about anti-Semite Andy Martin's Hawaiian Vacation. Sharon Rondeau continues to waste money on Fitzpatrick's phone calls. Conspiracy goodness from "Conservative Monster". And someone goes down a particularly ugly and vile road to harass Berg's paralegal.

In today's dispatches, open Neo-Confederatism. A "blame the victim" article about the birtherstani lies about Obama. The Pest and eFail is demanding their own copies of the same documents that have been around for a while - and are willing to spend Fitzpatrick's phone money to get it. Texas may be next to try that "birther bill" trick again. And Padawan Pauly goes off into a paint-huffing flight of fancy, which the Pest and eFail dutifully publishes.

In today's dispatches, more anonymous "claims" about Hillary coming up to challenge Obama. We have both Andy Martins - the fake examiner one and the anti-Semitic one - making stuff up. Ron Polland / Polarik continues to flog his new pet theory. Dr. Orly gives an opinion about Lou Dobbs that boils down to "of course I'd be on his show again, I'm a media whore!" More jailhouse blues from Walter Fitzpatrick, followed by open racism in the pages of the Pest and eFail. The birtherstani are still trying to pretend Manning's play trial actually has some validity outside of their own skulls. More about the Texas "birther bill". Some reality at Dr. Orly's blog - none of it from her. And we have some honesty from birthers - both in regards to censorship and their intelligence.

Pat

Anthony Martin, aka Ginormous talking head, is the one from the Examiner. Andy Martin is the Internet Outhouse who loves to boycott Hawaii while taking Birfer paid vacations there. I confuse them too.

Last thursday and friday were quiet, but that didn't last in Birtherstan. Looks like one of Dr. Orly's pals has a problem with immigrant women. Dr. Orly is still whining about being told no by the courts. Both Berg and Dr. Orly launch broadsides in the birtherstani civil war. Fitzpatrick is seeing jailhouse conspiracies. The Fantasy Tiddlywinks League is trying to insist that Manning's fake trial was actually valid, and yes treason charges (and remedies) are still on the table. "Ted" returns with a cry for Blessed Saint Sarah Moosekiller to come save them. More unknown "reporting" from an unknown source. Some lunatic ranting from "tomdavid.com". An update on Charles Dyer. Dr. Orly's buddy and supporter Leonard McCauley is, well, an anti-Semitic racist bigoted douchebag. And World Nut Daily is pushing the "Obama is Insane" meme as well.

And in comments:
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"1. Paul Jackson

"In his sanctions order, Joyner ordered Berg to reimburse Carpenters Health the $10,668 in attorney fees and costs it incurred in defending the claim. He also ordered Berg to complete six credits of ethics courses certified by the Pennsylvania Board of Continuing Legal Education, and recommended that Berg be investigated by the Pennsylvania Bar Association's Committee on Legal Ethics and Professional Responsibility."

So you're upset because Berg had to pay $9332 less in sanctions than you did??

In today's short dispatches, it looks like we know who was behind the harassment website "lisaliberi.com". And yes, it's an Orly supporter. Not to mention a whole lot more than that. (Not in the CEL3 sense though, thankfully.) Rush Limbaugh plays flirty games with the birtherstani. Also the Pest and eFail posts an article and recording of Walter Fitzpatrick's hearing - and contempt citation.

Happy day before (US) Thanksgiving. And speaking of turkeys, let's see what the birthers are up to.

Lame Cherry thinks Apuzzo is the birtherstani's best hope. As does World Nut Daily and the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League. Carl Swensson is being his usual keyboard commando. And Dr. Orly screws up. Again.

Coming into the holiday season and the birtherstani continue to show the same clarity of thought and communicative ability one would normally associate with Scooby-Doo singing Welsh translations of the greatest hits of "ABBA".

Southern Poverty Law Center does a video about the "Sovereign Citizens" movement, aimed towards Law Enforcement. CEL3 takes a potshot at Dr. Orly and compares himself to a certain Messiah. Mario Apuzzo becomes the latest Great White Hope among the Birtherstani as the faithful confidently predict that this time the Supreme Court will pick this birther case up, yep, sure, you betcha. And wailing, lamenting, and gnashing of teeth as the Supreme Court gives Apuzzo their answer. And Hemenway is next up to be told no by the Supreme Court.

In addition, The poodle-brained racist bigot returns, and is still just as prone to waking up in a puddle of her own sick after mixing NyQuil with her dog's medication. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi makes an appearance on Fox Business, and is his usual full of bovine byproducts self. Buzzflash points out that there might be some people in the Tea Party who dislike Obama because he's black. (I expect future articles to be about the sun rising in the east) Dr. Orly spews conspiracy theories like a child who ate 5 corn dogs an 2 bags of cotton candy before going on the "Tilt-O-Whirl". The Fantasy Tiddlywinks League are their usual warm cuddly sedition-spewing selves. And World Nut Daily gives their unique spin to the Hemenway case as well.

"Conservative Monster" has a new pin-up on his bedroom wall. Dr. Kate sees conspiracy at the droplet of a hat. News With Views blames Jews like Dr. Orly and Philip Berg for the failure of the birtherstani cause. Paul Vallely is still calling for revolt. And we have a whole lot of sedition and open calls for treason among the birtherstani.

In today's dispatches, we either have some punking going on with the Fantasy TIddlywinks League, or someone a few dozen french-fries short of a Happy Meal. More ranting at the Pest and eFail. Dr. Orly vomits forth her latest batch of legal spew against Berg et al. Birther fantasies of ethnic cleansing. Anderson Cooper schools the author of Texas' "birther bill". And World Nut Daily tries to give the birtherstani party line on Apuzzo's loss.

Pat wrote:And you have to give Berman credit for trying to lie about the CNN poll WHILE ON CNN.

In today's dispatches, the unkillable "Obama's grandmother" myth. World Nut Daily tries to spin Texas State Rep. Berman's epic fail. Dr. Orly loves her some old urban myths, while allowing some questionable statements though her Stalinistic moderation. The droplets at Dr. Kate's cesspool are still calling for sedition and revolt. Jerome Corsi lies. Again. Dr. Kate needs to put down the conspiracy and treason water pipe and come back to reality. Mario Apuzzo stamps his little feet and claims the Supreme Court is in error, not him. The Pest and eFail starts spinning Walter Fitzpatrick's trial. Fitzpatrick throws a temper tantrum about not being allowed to disgrace his old uniform further. The trial starts and no attorney is seen (or paid for) for Puff, while Huff bravely and defiantly pleads "no contest" to his charges. "Give Us Liberty" pretty openly declares war on the majority of American citizens. The birtherstani civil war might get an actual hearing. And American Journalism Review reports on the birtherstani.

"When we told Mr. Fitzpatrick that The Post & Email’s fund did not currently have an amount even approaching $35,000,"

It's might be $35. Or even $350.00.....

In today's dispatches, the verdict is in and Fitzpatrick is going to be in the greybar hotel for a few more weeks, with a year of minding his p's and q's afterwards. The Pest and eFail tries to spin the results for their audience. World Nut Daily is demanding to know how dare Anderson Cooper use "facts" and "evidence" to contradict the birtherstani. Off-Shore Jobs Bob talks of retiring the Fantasy Tiddywinks League, and shows his unique brand of patriotism along the way, (here's a hint, Comrade Campbell seems to be happy there). And Philip Berg announces that he's going to flog one of his many dead horses all the way up to a Supreme Court rejection.

In today's dispatches, a dig at Sarah Palin, courtesy of the birtherstani's favourite media outlet, Pravda Online. The Pest and eFail lies even when begging for money. The birtherstani are still begging / threatening officials to PLEASE take Manning's play trial SERIOUSLY. The Spoof makes light of birthers. And finally World Nut Daily claims Lakin's chances at aquittal are roughly "snowball's chance in hell".

And in today's dispatches, the doctor sent me home with a diagnosis for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. (this dispatch now brought to you by Mueller-brand wrist braces and 800mg of generic Ibuprofen twice a day. Remember, when you really screw up your joints, think ibuprofen.)

The birtherstani continue to be a pain further down the body. We have pretty open threats of violence in Monroe county. The Pest and eFail finds a witness (other than videotape), to Fitzpatrick's April arrest. Berg fires back in the birtherstani civil war. Bob Pinkstaff really needs his medication adjusted. Birther Reports shows that Lakin's attorney might be trying to play to the birtherstani. Lakin's Arizona support rally gets a crowd in the low double-digits. The Pest and eFail bangs the drums of conspiracy. And Dr. Kate's supporters show the sad, lonely side of birtherstani obsession.

In today's dispatches, the cranky and bitter PUMAs at "HillBuzz" are once again their racist, hate-filled selves, as are their buddies and soul brothers at Free Republic. Lakin tends to plead "not guilty", (I guess he thinks "terminally clueless" is a defense). Dr. Kate is pissed that the military is daring to court-martial Lakin, while the turds floating in her cesspool continue their verbal farting. "Miss Ticky" doesn't seem to grasp the concept that people leave appointed positions after elections. Luke Scott seems to be wanting to play ball for the birtherstani national team. Sasquatch expert "Citizen" Larry Wells also doesn't seem to understand the after-effects of an election. Looks like Dr. Orly's going to be making a trip to see how military courtrooms work, while she gets another crack at the Supreme Court. Miki Booth ALSO doesn't understand elections. And Gary Kreep tries to reanimate Keyes v Bowen.

Someone took a few too many fastballs to the head without a helmet.