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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:06 pm 
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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 28-29 June 2012

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In today's dispatches, the State of Indiana goes "can we have sanctions against the Nitrous Queen now? Thanks!" Scott Rille, SUPERPATRIOT!, takes a break from the "buy a bride" sites to submit an overwrought letter in Florida. James Manning interviews Terry Lakin, who's still in dire need of a clue transfusion.

"A.R. Nash" comes up with six, (count them, six) new levels of US citizenship that either came from his rump, his breakfast cereal, or his meth and froot loops hangover. Jerome Corsi fluffs Lord Monckton in the pages of World Nut Daily, while the Globe publishes more recycled Corsi dung. Meanwhile, analysis articles about birtherism are written by an Australian racist and eaten up by the birtherstani.

Racism? In the Tea Party?? Why yes! The Supreme Court upholds the Affordable Care Act, and birtherstani heads collectively explode. Gary Kreep has taken to rubbing Dr. Orly's nose in his brand new judicial potty training chair. Mara Zebest shows a skill and talent with graphic software that's normally shown by a jar of Nutella.

FBI informer Carl Swensson wants that good ol' fashioned secession, Walter Fitzpatrick shows up in his sailor suit to court again. I'm not sure there's anything Ann Barnhardt doesn't hate, including herself, and the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League rides again!!

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 30 June-2 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, Larry Klayman tells the birtherstani faithful over the weekend that his argument in the Florida Birther Ballot jihad is a can't fail win for the birtherstani. What he doesn't tell the birtherstani is that the case was dismissed on friday. But that's okay, because he's trying to organize another overthrow of the government.

Note to the Ristvedt family. Nellie needs help.

Pam Barnett wants to celebrate the 4th of July by trying to take a dump on it for everyone else. Dr. Kate thinks the idea of President Obama losing his head is simply wonderful. And we have a date for the next Corsi/Arpaio dog and pony show.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 3-6 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, a brief tidbit about Walter Fitzpatrick Stephen Pidgeon may have to go back to chasing birther cars for sport. Lawrence Sellin is still at Pravda OnLine and still has a mad at the GOP.

More and more of late, the birtherstani at World Nut Daily, Birther Report, and Dr. Kate aren't even bothering to pretend they're not bigoted. Mario Apuzzo uses a novel legal argument only used in the past by Neo-Confederates and White Nationalists. Dr. Orly's Social Security Defective, Susan Daniels, goes off on her own and files her very first doomed court case.

Unlicensed pastoral therapist and unrepentant liar Sam Sewell sees the Bandini Mountain the birthers have accomplished over the last four years and pretends he's looking at a giant mound of tasty ice cream. Dr. Kate finds a whole new legal tactic that's sure to work has well as their past tactics. Terry Lakin tries to have his book pimped.

The Mississippi Democratic Party notes that Dr. Orly's attempt to submit Arpaio's affidavit for Larry Klayman was for a lost case. Dr. Orly goes "how DARE you challenge ME in return. Dr. Orly files her "plan B" case against the Affordable Care Act and it's a mix of bigotry, screeching, and lies, all wrapped up in a steaming pile of taitz for the judge's delight.

I suspect it won't be long until Joseph Farah is hiding under his bed with his head wrapped tightly in tinfoil. And Jerome Corsi is a - surprise - liar!!

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 7-11 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, we have a LOT of birther recycling going on. Jerome Corsi rehashes Dr. Orly's National Student Clearinghouse bit AND the INS records thing, trying to spin both about 180 from reality. The Western Center for "Journalism" rehashes the "Oh Noes, the ebil Obambi's hippotizing us!!" thing from fall of 2008.

In the meantime, Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau is making sure no forged envelopes escape her notice, while she also seems to have followed Carl Swensson's pidgeon-steps. The inmates at Birther Report continue to abandon all pretense of being anything other than a pack of racist hate-minded seditionists. Dr. Orly overlooks something. Larry Klayman and Van Irion both lose cases. Larry Klayman continues to tout the Return of the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League, while a couple of familiar idiots come up with a whole new way of acting like twitwaffles.

Joseph Farah continues down paranoia parkway, while investigators in Phoenix may have found some ties between World Nut Daily and Ken Bennett. The Birther Scorecard is updated, and the birthers record is intact at zero wins. Dr. Kate tries to find some religious justification for her hatred. Both Canada Free Press and Lawrence Sellin try and stir up rebellion from abroad. Lame Cherry is nutter than a forest full of squirrel turds. Rudy Davis seduces Terry Lakin…or at least his book.

And finally, I suspect that the only thing James Manning hates more than President Obama is the color of his own skin.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 12-13 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, Carl Swensson seems to have his internal controls set to "inciting treason". Gary Kreep may have gotten some illegal help from his friends. World Nut Daily seems willing to admit President Obama is legitimate if it means that Terry Lakin gets a pardon.

Dr. Orly files a lawsuit to challenge the election results in her failed Senatorial race. Dr. Orly loses a lawsuit to challenge the election results in her failed Senatorial race. The Supreme Court tells David Farrar "ex nullo".

A DC motorcycle cop shows how low he can go, And Joseph Farah is upset that Salon and the SPLC actually told the truth about him.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly gets to cut Damon Dunn's attorneys a check. Mark Hatfield And Van Irion appeal to the Supreme Court their empty chair loss. Lawrence Sellin is still overseas trying to rile up the seditionist fringe. Dr. Orly is asked why her case against Kathleen Sebelius shouldn't be tossed.

I suspect Terry Lakin's book should be reclassified as "fiction". Mike Zullo and Jerome Corsi may have stayed in someplace a bit better than their little grass motel during their Hawaiian holiday, while we have more of a breakdown into what Maricopa county taxpayers are on the hook for.

Boldly going where only Dean Haskins has gone before, the Article II Super Dexlue PAC dangles $25k in Colin Powell's direction. We have more of the "Jump Room" insanity to play with.

But the big news, of course, is the Joe Arpaio (a wholly owned subsidiary of World Nut Daily) dog and pony show, were Joe Arpaio and Mike Zullo (curiously, Jerome Corsi stayed in the background this time), spewed forth more debunked claims and outright lies, topping out with Joe Arpaio calling the entire State of Hawaii a "National Security Risk" for not coughing up that uppity boy's papers when the Maricopa CCCP demanded they do.

It's a particularly vile piece of work, which mostly seems to have been planned as a distraction from Arpaio's court date on 19 July. It's complete with lies about both Hawaiian AND Arizona State Law, recycled and debunked coding claims, an "interview" with no transcript, and a new, extremely biased "expert".

The usual gang of idiots eat it up with a spoon. Joseph Farah whines that he's ashamed to be a journalist, (which is okay, since journalists are ashamed of Joesph Farah.) It looks like World Nut Daily is giving campaign help to Joe Arpaio. Dr. Kate joins in on the Hawaii-bashing, while Lame Cherry's blood-soaked fantasies has the entire government put up against the wall and shot, or hung by the neck until dead. Starting with the President and working their way down.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-20 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, the fallout over the Arpaio dog and pony show continues, though many noticed it for the smoke screen that it was. Meanwhile, the State of Hawaii rolls its collective eyes. More of the Arpaio / World Nut Daily connection is uncovered, which is making Joseph Farah whine like a teacup poodle that has to make wee-wee.

Farah and Larry Sinclair have something in common - namely rejection. The IRS may want to look into the Maricopa CCCP (a paid for division of World Nut Daily). The undead ferret on Donald Trump's scalp chimes in. Dr. Orly continues her creepy subpoena stalking ways.

Ulsterman comes up with another Non-Player Character to talk to. Lame Cherry is breathtakingly incoherent. And Dr. Orly once again puts two and two together and comes up with burrito.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 21-23 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, calls for treason, conspiracies about military coups, conspiracies about government takeover, calls for sedition, "they're coming to steal your guns!", Joseph Farah's whining, rehashed lies, new newspaper ads, birther demands to be taken seriously, dammit, complete bat guano insanity, court dismissals, death threats against President Obama, and death threats against pretty much everyone else they don't like.

Did I miss anything?

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Pat Gund..ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! Can't wait for new dispatches from the Trial of Arpio. Thanks for what you do.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 24-25 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, The Globe also turns. KPHO is finding all sorts of interesting things crawling out from under the Maricopa Cold Case Posse rocks. More Ulsterman fiction. "Accuracy in Media" is showing themselves to be anything but. (I suspect they're starting to demonstrate the brand new 2012 Swiftboat line.)

However, the two biggest parts of today's dispatches are the discovery of brand-new Pravda OnLine writer "Lord Howard Hurts". Who just may be a challenger to Lame Cherry's throne of bat guano crazy.

And the second is a brand new birther campaign ad by a group calling themselves the "Conservative Majority Fund". And while World Nut Daily doesn't seem to know who's behind them, there's enough evidence that one can find a whole bunch of rather……interesting……connections. Including a rather familiar name.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 26-27 July 2012

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And in today's dispatches, Sen. John McCain doesn't have a good opinion of birthers. We have the return of Alaska Sovereign Citizen (and sexist racist mooseturd) Gordon Epperly. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump is still in "show us your papers, BOY" mode.

The Article II Super Deluxe Jumbo PAC doesn't seem to have the money needed to meet their challenge to Gen. Colin Powell. Which doesn't stop the racist fringe at Birther Report from trashing Powell as an "Affirmative Action General".

Birther PUMA "Ladyforest" finds proof positive that Mike Zullo and Jerome Corsi are huge stinking liars. More feedback about the Conservative Majority Fund ad, which seems to have gone missing. Jack Cashill is upset that people are saying mean (yet truthful) things about Terry Lakin's book. And Jerome Corsi has something that's not his and he should return it….

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 28-30 July 2012

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In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily is upset that the State of Hawaii insists on following their pesky laws and stuff, almost like they thought they were a real state or something. Rep. Steve King tries to play flirty games with the birthers, and gets rejected by them as a tarted-old old whore.

Good ol' fashioned southern values are shown on Facebook (like lynching, death threats, and racism.) Some internet tough guys infesting Birther Report. The decision comes back in the California Birther Ballot Jihad (hint, it's "no".)

From the chromakeyed bridge of the USS Boobyprise, Mark Gillar interviews Lawrence Sellin, and the inmates at birther report roll around on their backsides pleading for Sellin to return from Finland and lead them into open revolt (oh, and they want belly rubs as well.)

Dr. Kate does that Old Tyme Revival Show, complete with comments calling for coups! The Article II Super Deluxe Special Limited Edition PAC wastes money on Yet Another Ad. Is six years old too young for birtherism? Consult your therapist. And Joe Apraio may be getting the blue falcon seal of approval.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 31 July-1 August 2012

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In today's dispatches, a comedy review of birtherstan. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau is upset that a PR website wants her to actually follow their rules. Dr. Kate is the lead in "On Guano Pond".

Joel Gilbert is upset that his conspiracy laden pack of lies isn't being taken seriously by anyone outside of World Nut Daily. The inmates at Birther Report aren't having any of Rep. Steve King's seductive pole dancing, all the while hiking up their collective skirts for World Nut Daily, and pretending they're "Stormfront Lite".

Some birther pranks the US District Court in Tennessee, while a Tennessee State lawmaker is stupid enough to believe Canada Free Press. (What is WRONG with that state anyway???) The New York times notices that Joe Arpaio is an attention whore. And finally Lame Cherry seems to think they are BFF with the Almighty, so much so that the Almighty is Lame Cherry's own personal hit man….

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Four Years of Sewage

On 2 August 2008, I posted my first article on what was then called the "Cult of the COLB" and later were known as "Birthers".

As I said a year later, I should have run screaming when I had the chance. And if you needed proof that I'm not funded by George Soros, the White House, the Gnomes of Zurich, or the Bavarian Illuminati, the fact that I've made just enough from this blog to take my family out to dinner once or twice in those four years, should be a tip off.

If George Soros wants to give me a freaking vacation and overdue hazardous duty pay, he can fly right on at it. Because I bloody well NEED one. I've gazed into the abyss so often I'm getting worried about what may be looking back at me.

When I first started debunking these twitwaffles, I thought for sure it was a cute little campaign smear, easily debunked and refuted.

Well, I got the easily debunked and refuted part right. What I didn't expect was the sheer level of bile and hatred. I didn't expect people like Dr. Orly to go on with it like a meth-crazed energizer bunny. I didn't expect Joseph Farah to buy a sheriff's office to give a thin veneer of respectability to it. I didn't expect an entire cadre of people who's obsession with President Obama's birth certificate may be due to the fact their birth certificates are letters of apology from the condom factory.

I didn't expect that after almost 150 lawsuits ALL ENDING IN CASE DISMISSED OR DENIED, that they would STILL be at it.

Okay, I still had some faith in humanity, what can I say?

Four years ago I didn't know about "sovereign citizens". Militia groups were something I read out in the news. My legal knowledge was thankfully limited. I avoided racist blogs and websites out of sheer disgust. I never once got a death threat. I thought that State bars actually gave a rats ass about enforcing ethics rules against attorneys.

Four years ago I didn't think I would ever see the level of open disrespect I've seen shown the President of the United States. I didn't think I would see an entire political party abandon even the pretense of non-partisanship. I didn't think I would ever see political discourse in this country poisoned to the level it has become.

I'm four years older now and a lot more cynical and disgusted. The birthers and their kin have shown a dark and fetid part of the American soul, and I refuse to let them destroy the country, the Constitution, and everything we're supposed to stand for, simply because they can't get over their paranoid terror and blind hatred towards the President.

In four years, there's been a lot of sewage and toxic waste spewed from the birtherstani. I've seen fake "grand juries", fake trials, fake "citizens arrests" and altogether too many people just slobbering over the chance to see the President of the United States (and his family) in front of a firing squad or hanging from a tree.

There's a handful of people who have spent that time showing the sewage for what it is. To that handful, I give thanks. I've met some amazing people among my fellow debunkers.

To the birthers, as you sow, so shall you reap. May your reward be exactly what your actions deserve.

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A-fucking-men.

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The birthers and their kin have shown a dark and fetid part of the American soul, and I refuse to let them destroy the country, the Constitution, and everything we're supposed to stand for, simply because they can't get over their paranoid terror and blind hatred towards the President.

That says it all, Pat. That's why I'm here, and most of us. Couldn't have said it better. That's why I love and respect and admire you and all the other people here who haven't quit and won't stop fighting the evil and the madness.

It has taken a toll on me too also. There are times I feel just plain mean about it. I'm trying not to become what they are, and I haven't become that.

Furthermore ... we're going to have to help support each other and gird our loins for more, because the chances are that President Obama is going to be re-elected, and they're going to double down on the hate and the filth and the evil.

You've done an awesome job of documenting and snarking and keeping a sense of humor through it all. You make the world a better place, and that's all I have to say about it.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 2-3 August 2012

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In today's dispatches, the Corsi-linked Conservative Majority Fund release delusional pack of lies 1.1. Rudy Davies is back and off the rails again. I can kinda see why he doesn't have much in the way of friends.

We have birthers advising the Puerto Rico government. We have a birther that will be leaving the Georgia state government. One gets the idea Miki Booth has a problem with anyone darker than she is. Joe Arpaio makes like a Rolling Stone, and has no problems showing just how corrupt he is for the media.

Ann Coulter makes a joke and the birtherstani are off to the races! World Nut Daily thinks their readership are best treated like mushrooms - fed bull manure and kept in the dark. Joe Arpaio may be past his "best by" date. And Philip Berg may finally achieve a status that Dr. Orly hasn't achieved yet.

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Squeeky salutes 4 years of Bad Fiction:
http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2 ... urth-year/
Will cross-post to the anniversary thread.

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 4-6 August 2012

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In today's dispatches, more "Ulsterman" fiction. Some observation of Rep. Steven King's issues. The Conservative Majority Fund and their lying ad are getting some notice in the MSN.

Someone else either has some massive issues, or is hung like a vienna sausage. And we have another burned out birther rock star.

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In today's dispatches, The State of Alaska responds to Gordon Epperly. Gordon Epperly uses a unique legal argument towards the US Attorney, claiming she has no jurisdiction over a member of the Schlong-American community.

We have two videos from Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi, with some extra special bundles of lies (not to mention a few rather curious slips of the tongue that suggest that there might be some political purpose to it all. Yeah, I know, shock and amazement.) He's also got a serious hate-on for debunkers as well.

Also, Corsi also takes time to warm up the stale leftovers of the Indonesian Citizenship claim, under the time-tested rule of "throw everything against the wall and hope it sticks!"

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 9-10 August 2012

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In today's dispatches, Carl Swensson is looking for some new buddies to tattle on. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's roommate fantasy is getting attention - of the mocking variety. Dr. Kate is projecting like a 13 screen multiplex. Mark Gillar lets Dr. Orly rant and ramble.

Miki Booth is her usual charming self (by which I mean petty, nasty, and demanding) at one of the US senators from her state. Sam Sewell and Jerry Collette find another idiot to test their pre-failed "can't fail" DIY kit. Dr. Orly gets told "no" again and gets unhinged as a result. Gary Kreep is trying to find $ome $uckers to cough up $ome ca$h.

Dr. Orly is waiting for the call from the GOP to give her prime-time convention speech. George Miller, fake Black Army Captain Pam Barnett, and Robert Laity are upset over the fact the Federal Election Committee told them "no." Tribble mobility scooter and Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump opens his yap again.

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Hey Pat. Thank you for your dedication and humor. I too have felt so discouraged over the past few years, and in fact lately just said fucki it...they all want to be stupid be stupid..you get what you deserve. But reading your "four years" post caused me to pause and reconsider. I don't even speak to several family members anymore and as I said in another post only tolerate some of the older farts in the family...

But now after reading your post I am going to construct a long. thoughtful letter to my father. I will give it great consideration and using the most kind and wise info on FB, put the letter to bed tonight re-read tomorrow and send. Because I cannot believe that my father could actually believe the shit he just wrote in an email to me...and if I shoot off a letter right now. he will be one less on my contact list (getting really managable).

I owe it to myself to attempt to have one last real conversation with him about the issues discussed here. I was about to give up...but you gave me a nice guilt trip.

And away we go! :-?

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 11-13 August 2012

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In today's dispatches, Van Irion's failed Georgia Birtther Ballot Jihad is placed on track by the US Supreme Court to be rejected sometime late September. The human face rash spins Terry Lakin's actions.

We have a repeat of the Neo-confederate "only a 14th Amendment citizen" myth. Some birther blather towards President Obama's college records. Some right-wing whining about anti-Romney PAC ads, but curious silence about the anti-Obama birther PAC ads.

Mike Zullo seems to have a well-padded resume, while World Nut Daily continues to be a fact-free zone. And Dr. Orly hears the word "no" yet again.

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