In today's dispatches, Lolli Lolli Lolli continues to spew bile bile bile at the Pest and eFail fail fail.

Meanwhile Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi blames the fact that the birthers ate up the Bomford Fake Keyan birth certificate on....are you ready......birther debunkers. Rather than, oh, I dunno, a group of credible fools willing to believe anything that supports their conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, "Birther Report" gets all hot and bothered about Corsi's attack on debunkers. Not surprising, since their lies get more traction if nobody challenges them.

The Pest and eFail publishes a "white paper" warning about the spread of Radical Mexican Muslims and calls for the United States to trash the Constitution, organize itself as a police state, and kick Guam, Samoa, and Puerto Rico out of the US clubhouse. And "Defend Our Freedoms" has some information that Corsi seems to have....overlooked somehow.

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly reacts to her being told "no" by the State of Hawaii Department of Health by trying to go over their heads and blackmailing said person. Padawan Pauly thinks the Tea Party / Birther Case in New Jersey is Very Important Indeed even if it doesn't expressly quote his Sacred Sperm of Citizenship theory.

The word is out on Louisiana's birther bill - put a fork in it cher', it's being dead. Speaking of things dying, Corsi's book continues its freefall.

Cody Judy wants to run for President on the "Looney Nutjob Birther" ticket, and Dr. Kate thinks the time for action is now......but just can't seem to think what that action should be

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily keeps claiming forgery. Keyes v Bowen is conferenced for the Supreme Court. Walter Fitzpatrick shows he's just as much an immature toddler when told "no" as Dr. Orly.

The Pest and eFail publishes a letter to the Supreme Court from Gordon Epperly, which boils down to "how dare they allow Negros and Women to hold office like they were human beings or something like that". But the Pest and eFail isn't racist, oh no..... And Dr. Kate complains about being called "racist" and then goes racist on the reader.

The biggest nugget is Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's chock full o' libel attack piece on the gentleman that runs "The Fogbow". An attack piece that should, in a fair and just world, end up with "Foggy" owning World Nut Daily, Corsi's home, and Joseph Farah's supply of mustache dye. And Walter Fitzpatrick joins in with a whine on his own.

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily's blog war against debunkers continue, complete with a comment threat that is simply chock full of racist birther asshats. Lame Cherry weighs in at their blog as well.

Birther Report uses T&A to explain why they're going to Hawaii for "research". Dr. Orly gets all ranty and screechy about people who dare to disagree with her, while Sher Zieve pens a love note to her.

The Pest and eFail publishes not one, but two articles calling for coups and military revolts. Including one that seems to be expecting the military to act any day now. It's interesting to note that the racism at the Pest and eFail has become far more overt since comments were turned off as well.

In today's dispatches, "Rudy", aka "LoneStar1776" shows the world the definition of "bigot". Joseph Farah seems to think this week will be AOK for the birtherstani. Devvy Kidd is still having problems that there's a scary black man in the oval office.

Two updates in the birtherstani civil war, while RacerJim makes a comment at Dr. Orly's that may have been too foul even for the nitrous queen.

Dean Haskins doesn't like being told "no, you're full of it, go away" by elected officials. World Nut Daily notices the birther bills didn't do has well as they were expecting, and warns people that there's a chance other dusky-hued US citizens might want to be President someday. Dr. Orly still wants her default judgement. James Manning interviews the birthers favourite Blue Falcon. The Pest and eFail asks why the CIA hasn't done something about Obama. We have some birther humor, and Dr. Kate whines again.

17 June - Joseph Farah makes the following statement via Twitter:

"If you think the birth certificate controversy is over, think again. Next week will be a big week for "birthers."

More articles trying to flog Corsi's book?? More attempts to jump on the de Vattelist bandwagon? Corsi's book getting discounted even more?? The mind reels at the what Farah might claim was "big".

In today's dispatches, the Pest and eFail continues their proud tradition of whiney letters. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi comes up with two separate World Nut Daily articles where the title doesn't match what is actually said in the article. Almost as if he's, oh, I dunno, lying.

Dr. Kate wants a Sheriff to come and arrest the scary black man. "Loren" uncovers evidence from the Dawn of Birtherism. Rep. Allan West, long the darling of the birtherstani, takes a massive fall from birther grace when he blames Lakin's troubles on....wait for it....the birtherstani. Which results in a massive hissy fit against West.

Dr. Orly gets told off by a real attorney, which is cause enough to send her cavity creeps and assorted minions off to harass the woman in question. Joseph Farah manages to godwin himself AND show a lack of historical knowledge to boot. Oh, and comes up with a new warning device for drivers as well.

In today's dispatches, Sharon Rondeau gives Dr. Orly an open mike at the Pest and eFail, and Philip Berg gets a grumpy because of it. "Ulsterman" continues his fiction. Carl Swensson tries to convince the birtherstani he really is on their side, honest, even going to sit though Walter Fitzpatrick's verdict.

Rep. Allan West continues to get crossed off of the birthers card lists. Dr. Kate is upset towards the former speaker of the house and wants to revoke citizenship for everyone who doesn't believe like she does. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" suggests that law enforcement might be keeping an eye on him.

Gee, I can't imagine why.

Jerome Corsi finds another expert that isn't, and writes another article that doesn't say what the headline is. World Nut Daily releases the results of another poll, but doesn't release anything pesky like "numbers" or "data" or "questions asked" with it. Reality Check Radio gets both a real document expert and a fake one in the same show.

Lame Cherry gives their forgery opinion. "Birther Report's" trip around the world doesn't seem to match up to actual flights. And Dr. Orly appeals to more useless international agencies.

In today's dispatches, a new Polland/Polarik video. Lawrence Sellin seems to be selling treason to the birtherstani. Walter Fitzpatrick makes the local news.

Dean Haskins seems to be annoyed that people are telling him to leave them alone, so his response is to unleash the birtherstani flying monkeys at the offenders.

Dr. Kate loves what Sellin is selling, and does her own call to treason. The Pest and eFail publishes a particularly ugly whiney letter. And Terry Lakin wants the Army to go "aw shucks, it's okay, you can have your retirement benefits back."

In today's dispatches, the Pest and eFail parrots part of the Tea Party / Birther healthcare lawsuit, while a whiney letter demands to know why the Tea Party hasn't gone down the birther rabbithole. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi finds a "new" "expert" with past experience in certain litterboxes. Cody Judy wants the birthers to pony up some money to give to him.

World Nut Daily does a birther press conference to announce their next waste of wood pulp, namely the court case "WND vs. The Big Meanies at Esquire Who Made Fun of Us!!" Lawrence Sellin complains Congress is lying, by which he means "isn't believing the birthers". And, of course, he continues to flog the "Second American Revolution" and "Second American Civil War" drums.

Several news outlets over World Nut Daily's lawsuit, none of which take WND seriously, though Dr. Kate seems to think that it's the latest birther Great White Hope. And "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" is standing around in footie pajamas going "mommy, daddy, check behind my bed for Muslims please??"

Birther Summits and more calls for revolt and coups. Welcome to how the birtherstani celebrate the Fourth of July.

It's been pretty quiet of late in birtherstan. Oh, sure, you get the usual wingbat theories about the birth certificate, the usual de Vattel rants, and Dr. Orly going off her meds and screeching at things in general.

But they seem to be in the doldrums of late. Despite Carl Swensson's great idea of surrounding the Georgia Capitol building until they institute that state's birther bill, it and all the other birther bills that were going to keep Obama off the ballot have failed. The long form was released and the majority of people accept it. Donald Trump went from being their Great White Hope to a washed up has been. The Pest and eFail is now mostly whiney letters since they dropped comments.

And they don't have much else. Orly's lawsuit of the week. Sellin's sedition. Dr. Kate's conspiracy corner. This "birther summit" thingamabob. And the usual "He's not the president! He's not he's not he's not!! WAHHHH!!" tantrums.

But a surprising lack of news or info. Of course, as the 2012 primaries and general election gets closer, it might pick up again.

Anyway, the Pest and eFail comments on Dr. Orly's latest legal fumble. Corsi comes up with a brand new anonymous "expert". Dean Haskins reveals more about his "birther summit".

Lawrence Sellin comes up with two new "revolution now" articles written from the safety of his home in Helsinki. Dr. Kate's crowd finds a birther who's REALLY out there.

Joseph Farrah touts his seven "experts". And more info about the fact that President Obama's parents marriage was confirmed BEFORE HIS BIRTH by US Officials, oh, and his dad was a jerk too.

In today's dispatches, looks like the birtherstani are starting to wake up from their torpor. Little Sammy Sewell piddles on the carpet over a locked to the public mass email from "Tea Party Nation". Convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith is out on parole and dining with familiar friends. Not to mention still trying to convince people his fake Kenyan birth certificate is, of course, real.

James Manning has a new idea - yet another fake trial, with Manning himself as the chief prosecutor. Don't know yet if they're going to draw the jury from the same pool of birther sites they used last time. Dean Haskins is promoting the hell out of his birther summit, billed as a meeting for all birthers (provided they kiss Dr. Orly's ring and believe exactly the same as he does that is.) Meanwhile, Walter Fitzpatrick thinks Haskins is focusing on the wrong issue.

Sellin has another seditionberry. Vallely's mythical CIA agents appear all over the place. Apuzzo has a new legal hemorrhoid to inflict on people. Looks like Sharon Rondeau has been birthing, lying, and being racist for a while now. Some of Dr. Kate's floaters want her to surf to the aid of Dr. Orly. WIlliam Lolli Lolli Lolli (get your nutjobs here) thinks Obama is using some super secret birther judo to foil the Republicans.

The Pest and eFail continues their whiney letter parade, with excursions into bad poetry and requests for law enforsement to overthrow the government, thanks. Ron Ewart has a bold new plan for the birthers - more lawsuits!! And Dr. Kate looks at the media and goes "well isn't that special......"

In today's dispatches, the founder of "Tea Party Nation" shows that the nation he's talking about is the Glorious People's Republic of Birtherstan, under the loving rule of Supreme Leader Orly Taitz. Some of the birthers think the "Summit" idea is just too tame.

JB Williams, Sher Zieve, and Paul Vallely all plead for someone, anyone to lead a coup soon please, thank you, while Lawrence Sellin continues to preach revolution and insurgency from his patriotic home in Finland. World Nut Daily comes up with a new article from Douglas Vogt, which, while lacking in pyramid power, does have a mystery spot about it's last page.

Neil Turner comes up with a flyer demanding prison for Obama for daring to show an actual long form birth certificate, while the Pest and eFail continues their whiney letter tradition. Finally Ed Brayton throws in a few cents about Dr. Orly, while Padawan Pauly wants a judge to authorize "We The People" to arrest Obama and anyone else the birthers don't like, and Dean Haskin$ want$ a$$i$tan¢e from hi$ fellow patrioti¢ birther$tani ma$$e$.

In today's dispatches, more anonymous "experts" from Jerome Corsi. Said expert is sounding more and more like a "TechDude" wannabe. $haron Rondeau want$ the birther$tani faithful to dig deep. James Manning announces the charges his fake trial plans to bring up against Obama.

William Lolli Lolli Lolli still seems to think Obama is blackmailing the GOP. Commentary on Judson Phillips and Tea Party Nation's slide into conspiracyland.

Lawrence Sellin gives advice on how to perform a citizens arrest on a sitting member of Congress. (A better suggestion would have been - don't.) And bottle redhead Devvy Kidd continues to go "he's NOT the President, he's NOT! he's NOT! Wahhhh!"

It's a quiet day in the Glorious People's Republic of Soviet Birtherstan. Today's dispatches has a gift idea for Terry Lakin to mark his military service. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" spouts off about conspiracy theories.

Dean Haskins sets a date for his Birtherpoluza. Dr. Kate goes further down the Conspiracy Land playing board. And Ron Ewart continues to tout his future loss in the courts.

And in dispatches, one birtherstani is annoyed over the fact I suggested something she posted at Dr. Kate's might be a tad bit racist. Imagine that. Dr. Orly shows up in the pages of the OC weekly, and puppies should be worried.

Walter Fitzpatrick pimps a brand new, never before tried idea called an "on-line petition." Dean Haskins comes up with a video spot for his birther summit, along with a "line in the sand" that sounds familiar.

Whiney letters and inane racist screeds? Why yes it IS the Pest and eFail! Dr. Kate wants a revolution to take America back from those Euro-American financiers. And Lawrence Sellin has graduated to trying to find the birther's version of Jared Loughner.

Today's dispatches include the cast of characters for next March's "Birther Summit". I'm going to have to assume a seperate venue to contain their egos.

The Pest and eFail finds their own pet anonymous source and continues their whiney letter tradition, while swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi pimps his latest source in his debunker jihad.

Lawrence Sellin continues to try and rile up his readers, while the Social Security Administration tells the judge "Yes, the nitrous queen did it again."

Great one Pat.

I particularly liked the stringing together of McCauley's racist rants.

We already knew Gary Kreep and Philip Berg weren't invited due to the thoughtcrimes of undevattelspeak and doubleplus ungood orlyspeak. But who gets invited to the island??

Today's dispatches has Lucas Smith AND the Pest and eFail noting that blog's recent article on metrics. Dr. Kate warns all questionable types hands off the presidency.

Dean Haskins adds three more people to his summit. "One Pissed Off Vietnam Vet" is either trying to start something or looking for someone to start something.

Judge Lamberth grants the SSA's request, and it's time to take a dive into the sewage pit that is Lame Cherry.

In today's dispatches, Dr. Kate likes the idea of birtherpoolza, and thinks it might even get more people than other DC rally, (it already has more than her last one.) Dr. Corsi's stable of non-experts goes after rubber stamps. Birtherpoozla gets reportage from the media.

Polland / Polarik has a new e-book out full of conspiracy goodness. World Nut Daily tries to keep Corsi's book off of remainder tables (oh, and send money. In the birtherstani civil war, Dr. Orly is told "Yes, you can have sanctions now please".

Some birther wack-a-mole by a right-wing pundit. The Post and eFail publishes some whiny letters AND Interviews a crank "scientist" to boot!!

In today's dispatches, the Pest and eFail publishes......wait for it......whiney letters!! Gary Stevens does a complete and total history fail. Dr. Kate is ginning up the troops and thinks that elected officials are required to resign if she says so.

The Pest and eFail plays Neo-Confederate games, while NESARA seems to think Obama wasn't really sworn in after all. Dean Haskins adds a persistent drip to his birtherpoolza while coming up with a new idea that would be considered immature by a six-year old.

And last but not least, Lawrence Sellin pens a piece of work that bears some echos to the work of another right-wing zealot who ended up in the news recently.