The "birthers" have done us a wonderful service, by uncovering countless "anomalies" associated with Obama's natal narrative and putative life history.
But they have completely misread the causes. Yes, there has been a 50-year, globe-spanning, diabolical conspiracy, but not by George Soros, and not to put a Marxist usurper in charge of American football. I believe it goes back to the Kochs, and Ayn Rand, and Eva Braun, who foresaw in 1957 that one day there would be an African American president, and set to work to ensure that he could be deposed quickly and bloodlessly.
It is they and their minions who are responsible for the missing microfiche, the tampered newspaper records, the confusion over the hospitals, the quotes by Kenyan politicians. It is they who bought off Granny Sarah and had her "admit" that Obama was born in Kenya. It is they who deleted a decade's worth of Immigration records -- so that even though Obama actually was born in Honolulu, the absence of evidence regarding whether Ann Dunham traveled to Kenya sure looks suspicious.
Obama has been bedeviled by the actions of this shadowy cartel every step of the way. It is they who ensured that Hawaii's laws forbid the release of certificates to all but people with a "tangible interest." Before 1957, the statute said you needed a "tangerine" interest, which anyone could acquire. Little things with big consequences.
That day he went to the post office to register for the draft? It was the woman in the dark trenchcoat who quickly stepped into line ahead of him, so that he had to stand at window 3, where the clerk was using a curiously defective date stamp. I'm sure Barack will remember. And it could take him down.
It was the cartel who persuaded a young, impressionable Stanley Ann Dunham to emigrate to Indonesia... yes, Lolo "Galt" Soetoro was in their employ. He tried, and failed, to adopt young Barack, and has never been heard from again. Still, the cartel hoped that it was enough that traveling overseas reduces 'natural born citizenship' to mere 'mulatto.' It was a confederate of the cartel who wrote "(Soebarkah)" on that famous passport form -- a Javanese word that means "decoy." Suspicious, the canny Dunham crossed it out, but not enough. It could be Obama's Waterloo (which is French for "half-nelson").
I'll skip ahead -- of course there is a confederate mole in the White House, and when they heard that a copy of the long form was coming in from Hawaii, they quickly volunteered to be the one to scan it -- and made sure to use Photoshop's "Forgery Layers" filter setting.
What about the fact that nobody remembers Obama from high school or college? Simple. The conspiracy is big enough to actually have trained every single American -- via TV, radio, movies, schooling, and religious cant -- to pay as little attention as possible to Obama. He mentions this in his writings, though his natural enthusiasm and optimism masks it. He found the world curiously, oddly difficult, strange barriers put in his way, people not trusting him, reluctant to encourage his advancement. That he rose above it all says much and more about his determination.
You'll wonder, of course, how the cartel knew that Obama would be the "one" they needed to discourage, the one who needed false-flag evidence placed regarding his birth, the one whose life had to appear to be a fiction, when examined to any depth. And you're probably coming to the same conclusion I have: they didn't.
They did all this for every African American born in the US since 1960. ANY black man or woman who would have -- or will -- achieve the Presidency, would have been (or will be) found to have a similar slew of "anomalous" aspects to their life history.
Now THAT'S a conspiracy.